Woooooow, how have I never seen these??

Greatest video collections EVER. I don't give a FUCK, no other generation will have cartoons better than us...



GREATEST. I def just took a severe trip down memory lane. SO glad I was born in '82, or I wouldn't remember half this shit, I bet... THIS IS AWESOME.. There's a 90s one that I'm about to watch, I'll just jump the gun and assume it's great. Along w/ the fact that I've been writing and saving blogs for a miiiiiinute, I've also been looking up mad old Nick Jr shit, which led to this.. We watched half an ep of Gullah Gullah Island a minute ago.. Neither I nor Jessica remember it being thaaaaaat gay, but oh well. Most of the shit we've watched has been.. Allegra's Window, wooooow I was def like 12 watching that, lmmfao. Fuckin' home-school, man.. That's how I saw all that bs..



Two themes in and I'm fuckin' STOKED.. This is helping my memories come back so hardcore.. Awwwww, it just adds to my happiness as of late.. I soooooo want to take pics in and outside of Willoughby.. I want to make the entire walk to school from where my house used to be, and then go inside school.. I remember where all my classrooms are, so I could easily go thru each grade.. I remember it all, Mrs. Blount, Miss Green, Mrs. Lyons, Miss Green's bitch ass AGAIN, then I thiiiiink I had Mrs. Alexander, but we got that new teacher.. Mrs. Glouchowski??? Somethin' like that.. Aaaaaaand then Mrs. Forrest, w/ the huge hips. She could lay her hands down FLAT on them bitches... WOW. Aw. I don't feel so bad about getting old, b/c I still remember the young shit.. Maybe that's why I was freaking out, a horrible lapse in memory loss.. But now mad shit has been flooding me for almost a year straight, mostly the past few months. I LOVED being a kid, but I love being me who I am now. If I changed anything then, I prob wouldn't be this crazy asshole I am now..

I must've had fuckin' amnesia or something, cuz so much shit just ran thru my head reading what I wrote last night.. Btw, it's the 6th now, def wrote this hours ago.. I woke up w/ this craaaaaazy feeling of being in kindergarten and the smells of clay, the nap mats... All sorts of shit.. I knoooow you remember them red on one, blue on the other side mats.. Those were the jump off, even tho if you moved an INCH, your ass was MOOOOOST DEF on the floor, lmmfao.. I would need to quilt like 7 together @ this point..

Aw.. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT I neeeeeed to cap it all off.. I'm going to the school ASAP, and someone def needs to go w/ me.. Morgan, you're all about memories just like me, so we can do it together, and we'lll do it in NE when we go.. Deal??

Wooooooorrrrrrrd...



PS, def noticed the insane amount of Silverchair vids I've posted on here.. Just imagine if I had to go thru all of them, haha.. Some in the same week, same vid and all..

Ah, well.... I chose this b/c I spend so much time before and after going to bed thinking about the most random shit possible, which def makes me lose sleep.. If I fall asleep sitting up, and wake up to lay down, I'll most def spend like an hour daydreaming.. That's why when people ask me if I'm asleep b/c I look like I am, usually I can hear but you I have an amazing zone power and I'm usually trying to drift further away from anything you're saying, so the more you talk, the more likely I am to just fall asleep and dream a little dream, UNINTERRUPTED.

Iiiiiii ♥ 311....

[Yesterday]

I didn't even listen to the video I put on the blog earlier, I couldn't.. But now.. Aw... It will never get old, b/c they def got me thru way too much in my life for them not to hold the 3/4/5-way tie in the end... I've said this so many times, that just makes it that much more truuuuuueeee story..!

How can I not??

Timeless...



LMMFAO, def didn't expect THAT much weed.. I thought it was gonna stay pics and weed, not all the way thru hahaha...

I was def supposed to post that instead of the other one, but I thought it was funny that it had no pics for real..

I can remember singing the 20 years of age part, and that being something to look forward to, and now I'm thinking back.. Not too far back now, that comes once I'm past all the years mentioned. Oh, will I ever stop crying when that hppens? Haha..

DGAF.

I Know This Much Is True. [open letter]

In my own little "not really" way, I'm so over everyone in this town.

My description of Virginia Beach, a small city w/ big city dreams, fits perfectly. There's so many ignorant people running around thinking their ideals on life and the way THEY think things should be are so big and bold, meanwhile it's just them peddling a collage of misplaced rants and stolen social commentary, w/ a few of their own thoughts strewn in. I have so many simple-minded friends, w/ their own like-minded friends fueling the mass retardation. Of COURSE they agree w/ you... THEY don't have half of a fucking clue themselves, you just wouldn't know the difference.

What I'm basically saying is that I've spent a quarter-of-a-century in this bitch, the last 8 being the most prolific. I've thrown away some of the best ideas ever conjured on some bullshit journal or blog. Until these past few years I hadn't had someone in my life w/ the insight strong enough to open my eyes. I'm so above and beyond it, it's unreal.. That's why it all irks me so quickly. I wish you could get it, but you don't. You COULDN'T, and you won't.

There are a select few that I love regardless (def just realized I spelled that wrong here recently), but other than that.....

You are simply and utterly a waste of my time that I've made acceptable. Thanks for the memories, but they're getting quite stale. We're running on fumes @ this point. I'm not gonna turn my back on my dreams b/c you don't get it. It's not my job to make you understand just b/c I know I could. It's time to let ya'll play catch-up. And if you don't, well, it's been less than real but real fun nonetheless.

Let's see if you know the ledge...

Am I a cunt for being SUUUUPER EXCITED???

[I really DGAF b/c I've been waiting for this since they were DATING. I wonder how the next Silverchair record will sound... Angsty love-hurt?? Hm, I wonderrrr...]



Australian sweethearts Natalie Imbruglia and Daniel Johns are getting divorced.

Sad.

The couple just released the following statement, announcing their split.

"While we are very sad that our marriage has ended, we want to make it clear that our parting is amicable and we remain friends. This mutual decision has not been taken lightly or quickly.

However, our career demands and our lives in different parts of the world have brought us to the point where unfortunately this difficult decision was necessary for both of us.

We have simply grown apart through not being able to spend enough time together.

We have issued this statement to set the record straight and to eliminate any need for speculation.

We will not be making any further public statements whatsoever in regard to this very private matter and politely ask that people respect our sincere wishes in this regard."

[Photo and story from Perrrrrezzzz]

And you, nigga.......

I learned an awesome lesson last year. If you tell the truth, the lies don't matter.

Oh, boy... You and me...

We are everything and nothing alike, that's why I know you so well, that's why I'll always love your fuckin' ass, b/c I know where you are... You just don't think I do, even tho I can prove it a thousand times over. We never would've clicked like we did if it wasn't that way...

We're two horrible people w/ semi-working filters to keep it on the low, haha..

She doesn't understand why I get so mad @ her... In her, I see my own problem, not being able to walk away from it.. There's so much drama that comes w/ being your friend, but it's apparently nothing I can't handle haha. We've been soooooo mad @ each other for some craaaaazy shit, but in the end, something happens to the both of us where we know we need to get together and scheme scheme, plot plot and work some shit out.

I love you, and I love them... Fuuuuuuuck it, right?? Just like my Ma told you years ago, I'm tryna rock it 'til the wheels fall off, and I wouldn't change anything that we've been thru, not even the worst shit. Actually, I'm lying b/c I def cried to you that I would change ________________, but that doesn't count.

I sure do love me some fuck-ups, eh??

Well, SHANNAN......

Next time you fall madly in love w/ someone, make sure they give some sort of a fuck about you, m'kay???

You wanna be w/ Griff so bad, cash in your Frequent Fuck-buddy miles and make your way to FL...

Even tho it's common knowledge that HE'S in love w/ someone else.....

GRIFF, you ain't gotta lie to kick it, nigga....

And to everyone that told Brandi to play nice etc, FUCK you, Brandi ain't gotta be nice to a GODDAMN person, cuz all ya'll fuckin' do is lie and cover up when people are out ho'n... Ain't no more of that fake ass keep the peace shit goin' down... She tried tonight, and it blew up in her face...

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL that's that, see her next time, let's talk about how THAT'S gonna end....

AAAAAAAA, IT AIN'T BEEN SIX FUCKIN' YEARS SINCE YOU MET/FUCKED, BBBBBB, BRANDI IS ABOUT OOOOOOOOOOOVER IT,

LOVE you to death, Gurry, but you need to pull in the reigns on fuckin' Alica Silverstone (aaaand for those who didn't get that ref, Google 'The Crush') while she's out there sayin' it's real love and shit...

And NO, this isn't MY business but it's MY bitch soooooooo YEAH, I SAID IT........

FUCK 2008.