"Nigga, I am Sparticus!"

[Post from the other day I never put thru.]

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, WHOOOOAAAA...

For the record, I almost died on Saturday.. For the further record, DYLAN is to blame! So fuck you, fuck Bass Pro Shops, and fuck Real Tree camo, K? Thanks.. LOL

There was a craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy insane party @ Jonesys on Saturday (for Big Josh.. No, not Wop) and some of his friends apparently thought it'd be cool to take some keg stands and then IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THEM, lose their GODDAMN MINDS and try to fight all of us.. Some dude's chain got snatched (NOT EVEN BY US, THANKS THO) and all hell broke loose.. First, Bagels got jumped and then I flipped out and jumped in it..

Hm.. There is no way to tell this story for real, b/c so many diff fights were going on @ once.. As we were fighting, Herb and mad other people were goin' @ it in like, the hallway inside or some shit.. I dunno, it was chaos like a mowfucka.. I broke some dude's leg w/ a fucking POOL STICK.. I can't even believe that shit, but it happened and I'm actually kinda geeked about it, lol..

Wait, wait.. Gotta backtrack.. THIS is how it happened..Big Josh shot off a gun prior to the Bagels fight, which just made it all worse instead of ending it.. The little OV punks (Btw, I was raised in Willoughby, bitch.. Act like I can't find you!) took that shot as the start of a damn horse race or some shit and went buckwild.. That's when the chain was lost, b/c THEY were fighting each other and we were just like, bystanding, and the blackie w/ the chain went bananas and pushed the wrong people, me included..

K yeah, so start THERE, then read the stuff above it and you're all caught up..Pretty much everyone (EXCEPT FOR SID'S BITCH ASS) started fighting all these OV dudes and it was just a massacre.. We beat that ass.. I was knockin' dudes out L + R like it was fuckin' cool.. Straight like, Greasers vs. Socs style.. I am the new Swayze LOL.. I'm like the wind! : Anyway, omg.. I really don't know how to translate it into type b/c it was just NUTS.. Think of 300, - 230, and that was us, lol.. I had two diff pool sticks in my hand during the ordeal.. Once in the big hallway (when I almost took out lil Josh) and then once by the door when I was crackin' the skull/face of anyone coming in the door that didn't look familiar.. Jonesy tried to stop me like twice during the night and I was just like, FUCK THAT IT'S ON blah blah blah..

Oh my.. I saved Sarah's life! Yes! And apparently knocked some girl out cold by the entrance? Swear on my ENTIRE LIFE that I don't remember that, OR swinging a speaker tripod @ people, but it happened. And doooooooon't let me forget the GUNSHOTS after that.. Dylan shot towards to door that I was DIRECTLY NEXT TO, and almost killed me! Like, GEEEEEEET the fuck out.. Did you really almost SHOOT ME!??

*gasp*

Oh, man.. SOOOO much more happened.. It was so cool, haha.. Everybody held their own and it was LITERALLY like Fort Knox or some shit, b/c we had the doors closed buy Jonesy has full glass doors and they kicked out the outer panes and broke the FUCK outta the door.. After that was when Dylan shot, btw.. That, + the 357 shot deeeeeeef killed that shit.. That, or maybe it was the Jakes showin' up haha.. Either way, GOOOOOOOOODDAMN... The brawl in the hall (awesome title, thanks) was prob my fave part tho, b/c I walked into w/ a poolstick, and after knockin a few heads, I threw it down and just swung on every unfamiliar jaw on the floor/standing.. I had to be 'Like A Boy' for a sec and join all my brothers in arm, lol..

Only thing is, I have GOT to stop that shit.. This is yet another instance w/ guns blazin' that I didn't even duck/crouch.. NOTHIN.. Lisa, you're not invincible! I need to look in the mirror and say that shit.. But damn, I came out w/ no blood on me even tho I damn sure slid all in it while me and Jason were takin' like 3 dudes down @ once.. My shoes were grosssss as hell on the bottom after all that shit..

K ya know what? I'ma finish this some other time, b/c my heart is now in overdrive.. I'ma have a heart attack in like a week, I swear it..