"...But a whore in the sheets..."

Your number two tells you they're pregnant, you say?
-- LMMFAO.. BOY..


Your parents tell you they're moving to Mexico, you say?
-- Hold up, lemme grab my bag..

If you could change your eye color would you?
-- I dunno, never thought about having diff color eyes..

Ever kissed anyone on your top friends?
-- Yes.


What is the biggest secret you know about your 2nd in your top friends?
-- LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFAO... WHAT IS IT!?!? DOOOOOOOOO TELL.

Last person you told a secret to?
-- No clue. Was it really a secret tho??


Are you mad at anyone?
-- Not mad, just over them. Fully 100000000000%, sep seats on a flight to WA over them. I'm almost ready to give up Frosted FLAKES, that's how over them I am.


What are you listening to at the moment?
-- The truth of that last statement ringing in my ears.


Ever made someone cry?
-- "And I love it... YEAH!"


How was your day?
-- So far nothing has happened, lol.. However I def saw Harold & Kumar last night w/ Jess, Dino, and his boy.. MAD weak.


When was the last time you cried?
-- Don't remember, wasn't that long ago however.

Do you hate anyone?
-- I hate the version of certain people that is given to me. I'll neverrrr settle for that bullshit.


Do you enjoy Taco Bell or Del Taco?
-- Both. They enjoy clinging to my pooch.


Last phone call received?
-- Mi madre..


What are you wearing on your feet?
-- ADiDAS FLiP FLOPS THE HUBBY B0UGHT ME. <---- LOL aw.. I have on black socks and Adidas flip-flops..


What are you doing today?
-- Working, prob go kick it w/ some friends and end my night asleep @ Lesner w/ Jess, lol.. Or something else waaaayyyy random like that..

Did you hurt yourself today?
-- No. I don't hurt myself that often.


What are you doing this weekend?
-- Going to a kid's bday party @ Chuck E. Cheese on Sat!!! Fuckin' stooooked about that, haha..

Who did you last get into a big argument with?
-- THE HUSBAND ; HE ALWAYS GETS iT. <--- HA. The "Wife", but she's too much of a pussy to carry on an adult conversation. Needless to say, the papers are signed.


Are you typically a jealous person?
-- Someone thinks so, but someone doesn't know anything about anything, why would that be correct??


Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
-- Not enough.


Is it easy to annoy you?
-- The only annoyances that last w/ me are ignorance and lies.. IGNORANCE & LIES... Not a way of life, but some people carry it that way.


Are there certain things that can't be joked about, if anything?
-- And I know all of those things. Key items when you're in my business.


Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
-- I tried the other day, b/c I knew that would've been the saving grace in our friendship, but like I stated before.........


Have you ever been burnt by a weird object?
-- LMMMMMMMMMMFAO ODDLY ENOUGH... I def burned JASON'S nipple to the point of blistering last night w/ fishing wire.


If you could get back in touch with one person you've lost touch with, who would that be?
-- Lauren, 2 years ago before she became a cunt. Breaking up w/ Clutch was supposed to RELAX you, dumb ass.


Do you have unlimited texts?
-- Yes.

Ever call somebody boo?
-- Only 2 people, Nicky, and her son Canyon. Those are my boos.


Last time you had a sleepover?
-- Gmas every other weekend basically. Uuuuuuuntil now.


Think a lot before you fall asleep?
-- Yes!! OMFG!! I'm always trying to explain to people that when I pass out, it's b/c I was in heavy thought and can't stand to be talked to when I am.. So I just let it drift me out. Jess is the same way.


Did you have a good day yesterday?
-- Sure did, got off work and said what up to BJ.. Then I went and kicked it @ Jason's from like 5-9:45, which included the burning of his nips, Jessika's BRILLIANT timing, and her cooking.. Mm.. PLUUUUUUSSSSSSSS his Ma showed Jess and I her jiggly rump shakin' action, which rocked. Your mom has a donk, homie! HAHA.. Then SARUP came and drove us to Harold & Kumar @ Cinema, where we met up w/ Dino.. On the way, we were behind my bro so we honked like 32578768 times, not knowing there was a cop diiiiirectly behind us.. Def followed us up Witchduck and damn near to the theater.

Are you wearing socks?
-- Black ones w/ a lil bitty hole.


What's the last thing you ate?
-- CURRENTLY EATiNG A LiCK-A-COL0R POPSiCLE <3 <--- DEF WANT ONE, THANKS.

Last movie you watched?
-- Harold & Kumar.. Actually def passed out to Jersey Girl last night..


Do you shower facing the shower head or with your back to it?
-- Facing, ew.


Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
-- Cherry Chapstick..


How many windows are open on your computer?
-- Dos.


How many hours did you sleep last night?.
-- Enough.. Like 5-6 hours..

Is something bothering you right now?
-- You would think so, w/ the way I've been answering, but I feel fine and dandy.

Are you sarcastic?
-- That's just me. Somehow tho, everyone who claims to get that always ends up w/ a hurt pussy.


In the past week have you felt stupid?
-- I've felt like people were trying to PLAY ME for stupid, but other than that, no. Geniuses rarely do.


In the past week have you watched cartoons?
-- Uh, yeah. Case Closed! Det. Conan Edogawa!

What were you doing at 9 am this morning?
-- Takin' a piss.


Did you give anyone a dirty look today?
-- Not yet.

In the past week have you felt sad? Why?
-- I was saddened by the loss of a friendship, but if you think about it, the loss of a friendship by someone else's carelessness really isn't anything to get worked up over. If you don't give a damn, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK..


What was the last thing that made you laugh?
-- Me, duh.


Favorite animal?
-- CHEETAH. <--- Cheetahs and LIEons, lol..



Keep on climbing, you'll make it to the top someday.