Oh, GREEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTT......

HERE WE FUCKIN' GO AGAIN!!!

WHY DID I CALL YOU!?!? WHHHHHYYYYYY??? I BROUGHT IT ON MYSELF.

Let the fucking games begin.

I will eat you ALIVE, bitch. Like the PREDATOR I am.

Holy shit.

Is it REALLY that easy to lose YOUR attention, btw? This new anxiety is all your fault.

Actually, I know the answer to that like a mowfucka, so yeah.. It IS.

Go Ask Alice.

OMFG.

BARF. There's seriously an acidy spit forming in my mouth. I wish I could remove the black widow SOMEONE just caught on their ARM and make it kill you.

And then me. There's a few hours left on my bday DEADline, yanno..

Nah.. I'm actually quite stoked for tomorrow, even w/ no concrete plans. Like I said tho, Chichos on 29th makes the most sense. Or @ least saying it on here does, cuz I'm not gonna call most of you. Just go there. At some point. LOL.

There are obv people I know you could call.. Like Lauren... Fuck it, w/e just make sure them $10 gifts come pouring in, thanks.

And nooooooo, Jessika, I have NOT forgotten about your awesomeness, this is merely a courtesy call. I luhh you, boo!

Hm.. Is it supposed to rain tomorrow?? I really dgaf, it rained in the early am of my bday last year and Jess and I just played Jungle Golf right thru it. It was like 3-4 am, @ that.

K sooooooooo, um... I think that's it. Love you bitches, hope to see ya soon!

PS, the next blog I maaaaaaay post is pre-scripted, fyi. If I don't post it, disregard this message, ty lol.