My, how time flies....

When you're having the TIME OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

Oh dear! Where the FUCK have I been!?!

Everywhere.

I told you about NY.. But then we went to Pittsburgh a week later for a Phunk Junkeez show that was IIIIIIIIIIIIINSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANELY FUN. OMFG!

Ms. Kween Mama, where were YOU!?!? That's that bullshit haha...

But wooooooooooo lawdy, was it WEIRD as a bitch to be back there.. After Job Corps I swore my ass was never goin' back to Pitts.. I only did it for the PJz tho, and next time it'll be for KMK. Other than that? Pssh. OMG.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEF went to The Beehive while I was there.. That was my SPOT for brownies lmmfao.. It looked a lot bigger than when I was there.. Same crowd tho.. Fa sho :|.. A bunch of Java Joe's chillin' and discussing smart people things in the most pretentious way possible.

Not my scene, altho I DEF got a brownie. And omfgaaad we ate some pizza @ a spot near the Smiling Moose (where PJz played) that was too fuckin' good for words.. Esp @ that point b/c neither of us had anything to eat that day, even tho we were road-trippin' it.. I ususally have to remind Brandi to eat or she'll forget until she's high and starving, which is basically what prompted us to get food. She realized her insides were to the point of wittling wood to forget the hunger, so we grubbed.

HARD. She ate her ginormous slice before I did, and pizza is my SHIT. That slice was so big, I stg that bitch gave me it's Myspace link before I swallowed the last bite. That mafaka was huge..

Aaaaaaaaanyways, seeing the hills/mountains during the trip there and back was awesome. We saw some beautiful ass scenery.. I wanted to compare some of it to Brokeback but Brandi still hasn't seen it so.... ♥ that movie. Mm.. Not the male-on-male toggle switching, but the movie as a whole. But I digress...

Back to the goddamn point of this...... Well, something like that. I rarely have just ONE thing to talk about.. Def got some shit in storage, aka my notes, that I will def be sharing off and on, whenever I feel like getting online and doing so.

Which apparently is never, according to all the msgs and texts I get bitching me out, TY CRAIG LAST NIGHT FOR THAT LITTLE "REMINDER" LMFAO.. I miss you and my Gracie-poo so much! Haven't seen you in EONS, it seems. And I'm in VA!

Oh, yeah. Btw, I've been home for all of Oct, and omfg I can't believe I haven't told THAT story... I prob did and just can't remember.. W/e, either way, LV tried to get bucky bucky w/ me even tho I was already leaving that Mon, so when Lauren and Grace came to scoop me up on that heavenly Friday night, I bounced for good. DEF need to go get my shit tho, not that I'm worried about it. I'll kill her 2nd and 3rd born if my shit is fucked up.

Word is bond! lol

GOD, my fingers are FLYING right now.. I love keyboards, lmmfao.. I'm gonna end up an old maid who just types on a keyboard not plugged into a goddamn thing all day long.. Just you wait and see...

Speaking of future endeavours, I def came to the conclusion that I am the funniest bitch ever, and that I MUST MUST MUST crack down and get the book thing rolling. Also, I told TJ I wanted him to write the foreword, and he's going to, which rocks. I can't wait to see what kind of shit this nigga has to say about me, haha. I ♥ you, Ted Jan!

OMFG I stopped for like 2 hours to read blogs. Holy shit. I'm so excited right now on the sneak tip lol. You know how I am w/ my info. I feel like the whole world has just flown right past me. It makes me feel like everyone else, unknowing and retarded. How can you NOT live for the net/online news blogs?? They make my world go round, so I guess even tho I've been traveling, my world has still been @ a stand-still. When I get my new phone, I hope it's blog capable. That goes for READING blogs as well. Muy importante. Don't even know if that's right, but I'm sure TJ well let me know. Puerto Rico, ohhhh!

Brandi makes me weak. Everyone knows she's a bitch, but I love her, and I especially love the fact that she has no pants on for noooooo reason @ all lmmfao. They just find their way to the floor in the middle of the night. I think she and Gregg are having secret phone sex when I'm asleep. It's true. I think she drugs me so I pass out, then she just diddles herself silly until she passes out. She's the new Kelly (90210, dummies) but w/ tattoos and piercings. You want to hate her, but she's still the shit lol. Fuck it, right? Does that make me the fat/black Brenda? No, b/c we're def not fighting over a man, or anything else currently. We've had so much fun in the last 2 weeks, it's fucking ridiculous. Her bday trip (on the 13th, not her actual bday) was THEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT. A bunch of us went to Kings Dominion and rocked it out.. I ended up by myself for a good portion of the night, but it's all good. I saw some hilariously gay shit on the Avalanche ride tho, and that made the entire day worth the $40 admission.

The Avalanche is like a bobsled kinda thing.. Very Cool Runnings.. I def yelled out "WE HAVE A BOBSLED TEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!" going around the twisty-turn part. ANYWAY you can ride it alone or w/ another person in front of you, both seated w/ legs forward. THESE TWO MAFAKAS got on and dude A sits down normal, then dude B proceeds to STRADDLE HIM. OMFG. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOST MY SHIT after that. I laughed for most of the ride, lmmmmmmmfao. Shit was WEAK as a bitch. They corrected themselves obv, or the ride wouldn't have gone anywhere, but that shit was mega-weak. I'm lol now just thinking about it.

Aw, yay. I'm on the phone w/ Sarup and she's coming to see us! Woohoo!

And now she's here, and I'm starving so I'm gonna end this novel now and hopefully resume sometime later on..

Love ya! I miss blogging, lol. What a nerdy thing to say.

PS, Shay.. SO GODDAMN MANY THINGS I WANT TO LOL W/ YOU ABOUT. OMFGAAAAAAAAD.

I MUST GET TO THE DERBY. STAT. ♥