Fun times @ the beach today....

After spending this afternoon w/ Dylan, Lauren and I went to the beach to meet up w/ Larry, Scotty, Stevo, Sam (Larry's bro), and his g/f... THE THREE PROCRASTINATING AMIGOS TOOK 5 FUCKING HOURS TO GET THERE, BUT IT'S OK... I still ♥ all of them....

Lauren and I cruised the beach for a lil while, stopped to pee pee @ Blue Horseshoe, then walked around... Finally, the jackasses got up w/ us, and we went to Flipper McCoy's...

As a PS, I def hate saying the whole name, but not everyone has a Flip's.... It's an arcade btw...

Anyway, Stefan got there while I was playing that wack ass game 2 games down from the bball hoops and scared the shit outta me. Not the one w/ the old man, before that! LOL... And I deeeeef rocked some bball. Felt good to shoot... Maybe I should go to the court and play around a lil.. Gotta get better "support" before all THAT goes down tho. Playing air hockey w/ Scotty, I def had some Janet-Justin moments goin' on... Not that I had on a low-cut shirt, but underneath, I was having my own wardrobe malfunctions! To Stevo's complete happiness.. Lil freak..

Also saw my Jessica when she was @ work.. Her, and J/ay.. In a lil bit, me, Jess, and Nicky are supposed to be heading to Wally World... Fun fun! I'm sure we'll end up getting kicked out... I'm too much of an asshole, and people love to be dicks in that bitch.

W/e, I feel good, my back doesn't hurt as much as usual... I've been walking a lot more, like I used to. Ty, Griffy-Poo, for the insoles... Makes my stride a lot better! Haha...

Um.. Um... Ty, Bill, for the free parking! BH all day, baby!

OH! I almost forgot you, Marina! I saw her earlier when she was @ work. Can't say I ALMOST forgot b/c I def meant to call her. Got a lil wrapped up in games, I guess. I really only played the wack game, bball, Skee-Ball, and air hockey. We gave all our tickets to random, but suuuuuper happy kids... This one lady (tourist maybe) didn't even know what they were for. I was like, wtf... How gay was YOUR childhood when you don't know what to do w/ ARCADE TICKETS.....

Iiiii dunno... My back hurts more now that I said it doesn't, so it's time to Vic it up and relax a lil...

Love you guys.. OH MY GOD... I ♥ you, Rob & my lovey love, Kidd... Forgot I stopped @ Retro after the arcade. It's only next door, for the non-locals...

K well Jessica just got home from work sooooo I'm gonna go and ease my pain another way!

Goodbyyyyyye, my ♥s....!



Don't forget... 8/13/07 @ the NorVa! Owwwww!!!

DOOOON'T STOP... BE-LIEEEEEEEVIN....

Haha, I was jaaaaammin' to some Journey in the car w/ Dylan.. GH cd, @ that... Oh yeah...

We went to NC to get his fishing equipment (haha his hoodneck ass) and lift our spirits a lil.. Good times, good times... He def bucked on his ma's chicken tender thingies which OMFG mine are deeeeeeef cooking sooooooo.........

Ugh, leave it to Justin FUCKING White (SHOULD be his real name) to set my temp too low... RETARD.

Anyway, I'm feelin' like a good read so I'ma go head and fufill that destiny.

Or maybe watch the Brian Reegan special from Sunday that I MISSED part of....

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PS Mr. Hot Fiya most deeeeefinitely sang some NKOTB w/ me, and didn't say anything when Whitney Houston - How Will I Know was on.... Mhm.....



Like I said... Good times....

"You can stand under my umbr-" "BRANDI STFU ALREADY!"

Brandi aka The Ninja is OBSESSED w/ that song, and is in complete and utter denial... OH MY GOD.

But that's not what this is about. This is about Busch Gardens, and my tourist ass neckpass thingy.... I look SO out of place.. I have my ID in my FUN PASS CLEAR PLASTIC HOLDER.... Along w/ the fun pass... AROUND MY NECK.. Walking into the old Cavalier like it hasn't been in VB forever.... Brandi and I were dying earlier... Jesus lawd...

PS, the serious lack of cool in that is lost on anyone that doesn't live @ the beach haha.... W/e....

I am so incapable of finishing this thing.... I am ready to pass out... Not b/c of BG tho... My legs feel diesel as fuck. Fuckin' tree limbs...

K I am ooooooooooout omfg Brandi, get that pic we took online ASAP, tyyyyyyyyy.......

PPS, I just A. almost left out the 2nd P, B. just forgot what I was gonna say, which is why I went back and did the A. Why am I rhyming!? Under Myspace umbrellas-ella-ella-aaaa.....

LMMMFAO straaaaaaight geek mode, gotta go!

PPPS, we def ran into friends there... Roger & Jimmy, what uuup! lol... I KNEW that was fuckin' Roger, Brandi.. JESUS hahaha...

I can't believe I can even type right now. Out of my miiiiiiiiiind to be sitting up straight...

Btw, Lauren, I got your GODDAMN BIKINI & TOWEL. STFU NOW, LMFAO...

I'm gonna let you sweat that out all day. You won't see this until after you get off work. Bwahaha... No, I'm gonna avoid you, and you're gonna come here on your lunch break. SO cruel. Love it!

Goodnight, fuckers. OMFG. This makes NO sense, yet I'm so deadset on having no spelling typos.

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PPPPS, deeeeeeef rocked the German food... Geeeeet the fuck outta here w/ that chicken. Yum. Aaaaand I def want to hang everyone who won a Mario/Luigi/Wario (esp) plush. "Your mother's a WHORE."



PLEASE go to Properties and read the title of that pic... I am toooo weak, and you prob know why if you're LAUREN, BRANDI, or DEZ lol...

What a weekend! Already!

Last night was fun! As fuck! Kicked it w/ Brett & Rachel for a grip... Spirits were lifted! I was WILD'N OUT like a mafaka in Wawa... Dancin' thru the aisles... Don't let me do that again, Brett, damn!

Stopped in Retro for a lil bit, drank a lil bit w/ some home slices......... Didn't know ROB was working the door. Nigga, keep in better touch. Not that I don't see you every week @ the oceanfront, but uhh..... KIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD... My boo, he was there too.. Aw...

This bulletin is so random and akward, btw... Isn't it?

Ate some of Rachel's pasta thingy @ Abbey Road... Had a weird tang to it, but it was kinda chronic on the sneak tip... Maybe if I had mad parmesian???

Tonight will be interesting.. BBQ @ Clutch's, the REMEMBERANCE.

Seeing who's claws come out first........ JUST KIDDING.

Love ya'll. Hope to see you this weekend, even if you don't live in Virginia! LOL

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PS, HELLOOOOOO AGAIN to all the people (ones I know) that I ran into @ an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (don't even want to admit we went out there) last night...

THAT was a lil awkward. Well, more for Lauren and someone else, hahaha.....

DGAF!

K well Brandi and Griff are on their way. Gotta get ready!

"I'm a movement by myself...."

"But I'm a force when we're together...."

Really? Cuz there's a few of you that are irritating me. Why is it that I had to get bitched out erry day for being somewhere where EVERYONE KNEW WHERE I WAS, AND DEF COULD'VE VISITED, THANKS SO STFU, but leeeeet me be like, "Hey, let's hang" etc etc and I get the brush-off? Ya'll some cold bitches.

I came to hang, yes, but damn, it doesn't seem to matter. It shouldn't be me seeing you when you're not w/ a guy, the GUY should be the one on the backburner.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat-ever.

If it applies, it applies. Why say sorry to you when you apparently only GAF when it's cool, right?

I make me better.

In parting, I will say that this is semi-unfair. The person I just spoke on the phone w/, she does make me better. We make each other better.

But the rest of you bitches, kick rocks.

Fa sho.

If I'm here for your amusement, then it's about to be a GRIM fuckin' life....

[EDIT] Not that I'm surprised... The track records say it all.......

And this ALSO APPLIES to certain MALES. Don't be my friend Mon-Thurs, bitch.

SILVERCHAIR ANNOUNCE NORTH AMERICAN DATES

[OMFG. The DC show is ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY. GET THE FUCK OUT. SO, THE CD AAAAAAND THE CONCERT ARE ON MY BDAY!? FEEL FREE TO KILL ME ON JULY 25TH, THANKS. SORRY BRAD RENFRO, BUT I GOTTA GO.]

SILVERCHAIR ANNOUNCE NORTH AMERICAN DATES OF 'YOUNG MODERN' WORLD TOUR



Silverchair has announced their first full North American tour since 1999. The dates will be in support of the band's new album Young Modern which will street on July 24 in the US and Canada on Eleven: a music company through Warner Music Group's Independent Label Group.

In spite of the band's long leave of absence they recently sold out some New York, Los Angeles and Toronto shows within minutes. This phenomenal response drew a full page feature in the LA Times Calendar section and lead the LA Weekly to declare that "Silverchair have burrowed into a 'career band niche' … thriving on quality songwriting and authentic delivery".

Since exploding to prominence in the mid-90's Silverchair has morphed into a much more melodic and idiosyncratic band than they were as teenagers. They are currently riding the crest of a wave in Australia with Young Modern becoming the fastest selling and most critically acclaimed album of their career to date. It was certified double platinum in their homeland after just one month.

Young Modern sees Silverchair pushing their collective envelope by combining an eclectic mix of pop sensibilities and melodic indie rock with some epic orchestral flourished by legendary Beach Boys collaborator Van Dyke Parks.

Dates for the North American leg of the Young Modern world tour will be as follows:

Friday, 13th July - San Diego, CA - House of Blues Tickets on sale June 8th
Saturday 14th July - Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern Tickets on sale June 9th
Sunday, 15th July - Anaheim, CA - House of Blues Tickets on sale June 8th
Tuesday, 17th July - San Francisco, CA - The Independent Tickets on sale June 10th
Thursday, 19th July - Portland, OR - Aladdin Theatre Tickets on sale June 8th
Friday, 20th July - Seattle, WA – Showbox Tickets on sale June 8th
Saturday, 21st July - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom Tickets on sale June 15th
Monday, 23rd July - Atlanta, GA - Roxy Theatre Tickets on sale June 16th
Tuesday 24th July - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club Tickets on sale June 14th
Friday, 27th July - New York, NY - Roseland Ballroom Tickets on sale June 15th
Saturday, 28th July - Philadelphia, PA - Fillmore at the TLA Tickets on sale June 15th
Monday, 30th July - Montreal, QC - Le Spectrum Tickets on sale June 7th
Wednesday, 1st August - Toronto, ON - Phoenix Tickets on sale June 14th
Saturday, 4th August - Chicago, IL – Lollapalooza Tickets on sale NOW
Sunday, 5th August - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue Tickets on sale June 16th

In addition to their own headline tour Silverchair will also make a mainstage appearance at the 30,000-capacity Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago on 4th August alongside Arcade Fire, Bright Eyes and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.

Quite frankly, the facts speak for themselves.

Young Modern is Silverchair's fifth consecutive #1 Album in Australia. They've had more number 1 albums in their homeland than any other Aussie band in history (Midnight Oil had four, INXS and AC/DC had three). Rolling Stone magazine has called their new album a "towering triumph" and the lead track Straight Lines spent four weeks at #1 making it Silverchair's biggest hit since their breakthrough single Tomorrow back in 1995.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

RE-DOING MY MYSPACE MADE ME FORGET AAAALLLLLLLL ABOUT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS, MEANING I, LISA R. WILLIAMS, MISSED RED CARPET MOMENTS....

I HATE MYSELF RIGHT NOW....

OMFG....

Ya'll knowwwwwww how I am w/ that shit....... AND, I missed most of the beginning... Thank GOD MTV replays the fuck outta these things.... But, I'm gettin' up w/ OMFG SHIIIIAAAAAAND I'm back.....

Anyway, getting up w/ Brandi apparently, + Nicky is 'sposed to be coming over....

Jesus... You should've seen me drop off the couch/crawl on my knees to the remote and try to find MTV. They have that Verizon FiOS shit here, and the channels are all diff from reg cable.

I could've fainted.

Seriously.
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PS, Bryn, I will NOT be centering ALL of my shit, just some... You haven't fully gotten me yet! LOL
PPS, yes, I know this whole thing makes NO sense, but not all of you know me like, say, JEN/BRANDI/LAUREN/JESSICA/LARRY and know that I am a complete pop culture whore. I even have a Best Week Ever widget on this bitch! I ♥ it!
Aaaand I also love JT in Alpha Dog....
Aw, Jaden Smith! He is TOO fuckin' cute...