The funniest part about Dani's blog....

isn't even the fact that she has zero room to be calling out someone else's lack of morality/true sense of friendship, (c'mon now, girl ya done been thru some shit lol)... No, def not it. It's how insanely true some of that shit was.. It's the same shit I said the last time I posted about the gossip/rumor shit.. I've been thru shit w/ Lauren since then, it just never made it's way to a blog.. Odd tho, cuz that was some real shit.....


But I digress!!! This isn't about us, this is about everyone being full of shit. This is exactly what Dani wrote, copy and pasted. Not the entire blog, just the part that really struck me as HILARIOUS;


"WHATS FUNNY TO ME iS THE PEOPLE THAT SEEM TO BE SO JUDGEiNG ARE THE PEOPLE WHO FUCK iN THEiR OWN LiFE AS WELL. YOU MiGHT NOT DO ALL THE THiNGS THAT i DO BUT COME ON LETS GET REAL! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKiNG iGNORANT. YOU WALK AROUND SAYiNG HOW YOU ALL HAVE THE BEST FRiENDS iN ONE ANOTHER BUT i SiT && LAUGH AT YOU. YOU TALK SO MUCH SHiT ABOUT ONE ANOTHER && THEN LEAVE COMMENTS ON EACH OTHERS PAGE SAYiNG " i LOVE YOU GiRL"! LMFAO!! YEAH WHAT YOU ARE iS FAKE. AT LEAST i CAN ADMiT WHAT i AM. YOU ALL HiDE && ACT LiKE YOU ARE SOMETHiNG THAT YOU AiN'T. i CAN'T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY TiMES iN THE PAST MONTHS HOW MANY TiMES i HEARD SHiT ABOUT EACH OF YOU && iTS COMMiNG FROM YOUR SO CALLED FRiENDS. i DON'T GiVE A FLYiNG RATS ASS WHAT YOU THiNK OF ME. YOU CAN ALL THiNK WHAT YOU WiLL OF ME. i AM WHO i AM! YOU GUYS THiNK B/C YOUR ON SOMEONES TOP FRiENDS OR YOU LiVE WiTH SOMEONE THEY ARE YOUR B/F && AREN'T TALKiNG SHiT. LOL GUESS WHAT THEY ARE BiTCHES! YOU CAN ALL FEEL FREE TO HATE ON ME && MY LiFE B/C iTS NOT MAKEiNG YOURS ANY BETTER!!! BUH BYE....."


TRUUUUUE MOTHERFUCKIN' STORY RIGHT THERE... Thank you!! Danielle, seriously........... Fucking THANK YOU!!! Everyone is pointing fingers, like it's just the cool thing to do.. We're all guilty so who even fucking cares anymore?? It only matters when you get caught, or think you're catching someone but the person who told you is probably the person who said it/initiated the convo in which the comment was made..


Good golly! THANK YOU!!! I'm not trying to be a dick to anyone, this isn't about my friendships, whether they be current or broken.. This is just a thank you note, someone else telling the fucking truth!! I don't know wtf is going on w/ her and Bryn, etc, I just read the blog the same way you did and def have noooooooo comment on the matter. It's just....


It's just FUCKING GRAND, is all. Suck my dick from the back, everyone!! Esp if you call yourself telling on people, that he said/she said bullshit. I don't even waste my time w/ sources, who believes anything anymore?? Half the shit people tell you someone said about them, they half believe it themselves or agree.. They just want you to know that w/o having to be the one to tell you. Ain't that some shit?? Worse than liquid courage, or talking shit when certain people are around...


I wish a bitch WOULD tell me to my face half the shit I hear about... Oh, god! I think I prefer it this way... Hearing about something gives you time to decide if you gaf or not.. If you don't, you just talk a little shit back to whoever told you and carry on w/ your day, not really sure if they're gonna turn around and do the same thing w/ said shit-talker, but not really caring either way.


At least, not if you're me... Some people go to great lengths to keep their salacious lies and bullshit w/i a closely cropped circle.. However, it rarely works out that way, and things end up the way Dani's friendships w/ the people she wrote about do, or some of my friendships as of late...


Another thing I love is when someone who is clearly guilty of talking the same amount of shit will go on the defensive like they've had your back since day 1, not really allowing the truth to come out. Like say if someone called them out during an argument w/ someone else, and they denied it w/ a bunch of shit-talking towards the conduit of truth about how they're full of shit and this, that, and the goddamn 3rd...
Everyone's so ballsy, ey...? That's how we're doin' it?? All of your balls could fit into my left sac comfortably w/ my own ball still in it. That's what I think of your mouths, your "bravery". Get off the phone, get off the computer, get in some grills, or go to fuckin' bed already, take a nap ya goddamn fetuses.. Do you not realize that this is child's play? All of it.


This isn't even my life right now.. I've got starry skies, high neighbors, the harbor and quiet happiness. I've got some shit goin' on still, don't think it's all pastels and pussy, it's just not all of that up there. It's not a finished book/screenplay either, so it's still not the outcome I want, but it's not the once-inevitable circle of utter bullshit.


I dig it.





This is the song/video I hear when I think about or encounter haters... My imaginary long Asian hair just whips in the wind as I shred on your fucking souls, lmmmmmfao.. Fuuuuuck you!


That bitch the other day shoulda hated on me, esp when I placed my entire aura of life b/t her and her man, and proceeded to make away like the thief that I am!


That's how ya do it, girls.. Right in their faces, so you don't have to hear all of that "You ______ behind my back!!" shit, hahaha... Here's my middle finger, right in the center of your stupid pupils.. Suck on it, just like it's my diiiiiiiiiick.........!!!


Muahaha!! And he called YOU a devil..........