Motorcycle rider crashes, dies after fleeing Beach, state police
The Virginian-Pilot
© October 23, 2007 | Last updated 9:58 AM Oct. 23
VIRGINIA BEACH
A man on a motorcycle who was being pursued by police Monday night died after he crashed into a car at Lynnhaven Parkway and Rosemont Road.
Virginia Beach police had been pursuing the Yamaha motorcycle when the rider headed onto Interstate 264 westbound just west of Lynnhaven Parkway, said First Sgt. W. T. Tynes, who commands the Virginia Beach area for the state police.
When the motorcycle rider got on the interstate, he passed a trooper who was using radar and clocked the motorcycle at a "high rate of speed," Tynes said.
The trooper followed the motorcycle down the ramp from the interstate onto Independence Boulevard where the motorcycle turned around, Tynes said. The motorcycle got back on the interstate and headed east. The trooper turned on his lights and sirens and tried to get the motorcycle to pull over, but the rider kept going.
At Rosemont Road, the motorcycle slowed down and appeared as if it were going to stop, Tynes said. The rider took the exit ramp and slowed down again then kept going.
Tynes said the motorcycle went through two red lights, first at Holland Road and then at Lynnhaven Parkway. The trooper backed off the pursuit at Lynnhaven, Tynes added.
"The motorcycle hit a vehicle making a lefthand turn from Lynnhaven to Rosemont,' Tynes said.
The motorcycle crashed about 11:50 p.m. and the rider was pronounced dead at the scene, Tynes said. The man was in his 20s and his name wasn't released because state police were contacting his relatives.
State police are investigating the crash.
Tynes said he didn't know what prompted the pursuit by Virginia Beach police.
State police had received two reports of motorcycles speeding on area interstates last night before the pursuit, Tynes said.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Iiiiiiii would just like to state on THAT note...
how important it is to LIVE YOUR LIFE FULL THROTTLE (yes, pun intended just not in a dick way) and live like there's no fucking tomorrow, b/c there just might not be.
"Do what you gotta do, go and go get it..."
When I die, I want to feel like, "Fuck it, ain't shit else to do....." not "WAIT I'M NOT READY, I NEVER GOT TO ___________"....
Won't be me. I had some of the best times I possibly could have w/ Brandi and Gurrrrry this past weekend. Brandi and I comPLETELY lost our minds when we met RONNIE "HOTTER THAN DOG PISS" FAISST, Brian Deegan, Todd Potter (all three are in the Metal Mulisha), etc @ Florida Mall on Friday. HOLY SHIT.
I need to get the pics uploaded on here. Also have the camera that Jess got me for my bday developed finally, but that's so unimportant next to the fact that I met some of the coolest mafakas EEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRR, thus adding on to my ever-expanding list of Mulisha riders that I've met. Throw this weekend in w/ meeting Scummy and Manley in AZ.. AWESOME. But there's pics for this, so it's even better. AAAAAAAAAND signed Deegan trucks (Deegan, Faisst and Potter signed), AAAAAAAAND signed MM posters, and w/e else cool shit we got that day.
Words could NEVER express the feeling that hit me when I turned my head and Brian Deegan and Ronnie fucking Faisst were coming out of XLR8, which btw is the COOLEST STORE EVER. Awesome staff, too. Fuck yes! Brandi knows, b/c SHE TOO had a hard time breathing past that point.
OMFG. WHAT A CRAZY WEEKEND!!! And thennnnnnnnn, to randomly decide we ARE going to the AST Dew Tour to watch them ride (out of the three, only Potter was riding) in the finals. OMFGAAAAAAAAAAAD!!
We were RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT on the bar so everytime one of the riders rode by to slap hands or w/e reason, the cameras showed us front and center against the bars.
Nothing short of a video blog by Brandi and myself could really convey or portray the events of this past MONTH w/o losing something in translation. The week before that was PA w/ the Junkeez.. Kings Dominion before that.... NY before that... All in October. We've been here, there, and everywhere!
But for right now, I'm not going anywhere but BACK TO BED. I blame Lauren for waking me up @ 4:40am w/ the phone call about Ricky, but that's not really HER fault, now is it?
There's a swift kick in the nuts coming for Ricky if we ever "meet again"..
Anyway, just like I always promise/never deliver as of late, I'll be back to talk some more shit about w/e comes to mind..
I'm tired than a mafaka. I haven't been online since my last blog, so I was playing catch-up on a few news sites so now I'm extra-tired.
Good night/morning. I'll prob sleep for another 40 mins and feel like heaven so there might be another random blog, who knows. It's on this weekend tho, I fully plan to get in detail about some shit.
We'll see...
PS, I'm officially on a mission to fuck up Brandi's pics like she has a habit of doing mine. :|
NICE NAILS, KEEP THEM OUT OF MY FACE THO THANKS PREESH lmmfao..
"Do what you gotta do, go and go get it..."
When I die, I want to feel like, "Fuck it, ain't shit else to do....." not "WAIT I'M NOT READY, I NEVER GOT TO ___________"....
Won't be me. I had some of the best times I possibly could have w/ Brandi and Gurrrrry this past weekend. Brandi and I comPLETELY lost our minds when we met RONNIE "HOTTER THAN DOG PISS" FAISST, Brian Deegan, Todd Potter (all three are in the Metal Mulisha), etc @ Florida Mall on Friday. HOLY SHIT.
I need to get the pics uploaded on here. Also have the camera that Jess got me for my bday developed finally, but that's so unimportant next to the fact that I met some of the coolest mafakas EEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRR, thus adding on to my ever-expanding list of Mulisha riders that I've met. Throw this weekend in w/ meeting Scummy and Manley in AZ.. AWESOME. But there's pics for this, so it's even better. AAAAAAAAAND signed Deegan trucks (Deegan, Faisst and Potter signed), AAAAAAAAND signed MM posters, and w/e else cool shit we got that day.
Words could NEVER express the feeling that hit me when I turned my head and Brian Deegan and Ronnie fucking Faisst were coming out of XLR8, which btw is the COOLEST STORE EVER. Awesome staff, too. Fuck yes! Brandi knows, b/c SHE TOO had a hard time breathing past that point.
OMFG. WHAT A CRAZY WEEKEND!!! And thennnnnnnnn, to randomly decide we ARE going to the AST Dew Tour to watch them ride (out of the three, only Potter was riding) in the finals. OMFGAAAAAAAAAAAD!!
We were RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT on the bar so everytime one of the riders rode by to slap hands or w/e reason, the cameras showed us front and center against the bars.
Nothing short of a video blog by Brandi and myself could really convey or portray the events of this past MONTH w/o losing something in translation. The week before that was PA w/ the Junkeez.. Kings Dominion before that.... NY before that... All in October. We've been here, there, and everywhere!
But for right now, I'm not going anywhere but BACK TO BED. I blame Lauren for waking me up @ 4:40am w/ the phone call about Ricky, but that's not really HER fault, now is it?
There's a swift kick in the nuts coming for Ricky if we ever "meet again"..
Anyway, just like I always promise/never deliver as of late, I'll be back to talk some more shit about w/e comes to mind..
I'm tired than a mafaka. I haven't been online since my last blog, so I was playing catch-up on a few news sites so now I'm extra-tired.
Good night/morning. I'll prob sleep for another 40 mins and feel like heaven so there might be another random blog, who knows. It's on this weekend tho, I fully plan to get in detail about some shit.
We'll see...
PS, I'm officially on a mission to fuck up Brandi's pics like she has a habit of doing mine. :|
NICE NAILS, KEEP THEM OUT OF MY FACE THO THANKS PREESH lmmfao..
WHAT!?!? RIP Ricky...
*bows head*
AAAAAAAAAND THEN THE IMMEDIATE LAUNCH INTO WTF!?!?!?
Ricky... Like, RICKY, RICKY!?!?
HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE/BE SERIOUSLY INJURED IN BIKE ACCIDENTS BEFORE PEOPLE OPEN THEIR FUCKING EYES.
YOU ARE ON TWO, COUNT' EM, T W O WHEELS. BE CAREFUL.
I can't say I've never run from the Jakes, but not on two wheels.
The last time I ran into him was @ BP (on that very same bike) a few weeks ago when I bought my hoodie. It was me, and Jamie, and Jesse, Lauren etc and she showed up out there. Lauren talked to him YESTERDAY.
I'm never going to BP again. Last bike fatal bike crash I remember was us same people pretty much, minus Jamie, @ BP and then Thomas' boy left and got into an accident (hauling ass, of course).
I'm quite stunned. C'mon people. After Amanda's accident, are we STILL putting ourselves @ risk like that!?!?
It's not even like we kicked it hardcore recently. Ain't seen dude in a GRIP other than random occurances... But DAMN.
R E S T I N P E A C E ♥
AAAAAAAAAND THEN THE IMMEDIATE LAUNCH INTO WTF!?!?!?
Ricky... Like, RICKY, RICKY!?!?
HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE/BE SERIOUSLY INJURED IN BIKE ACCIDENTS BEFORE PEOPLE OPEN THEIR FUCKING EYES.
YOU ARE ON TWO, COUNT' EM, T W O WHEELS. BE CAREFUL.
I can't say I've never run from the Jakes, but not on two wheels.
The last time I ran into him was @ BP (on that very same bike) a few weeks ago when I bought my hoodie. It was me, and Jamie, and Jesse, Lauren etc and she showed up out there. Lauren talked to him YESTERDAY.
I'm never going to BP again. Last bike fatal bike crash I remember was us same people pretty much, minus Jamie, @ BP and then Thomas' boy left and got into an accident (hauling ass, of course).
I'm quite stunned. C'mon people. After Amanda's accident, are we STILL putting ourselves @ risk like that!?!?
It's not even like we kicked it hardcore recently. Ain't seen dude in a GRIP other than random occurances... But DAMN.
R E S T I N P E A C E ♥
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I don't know wtf this is gonna be about..
But like Shay just said to me via msg, everything inspires me, so I guess I'll just clickity-clack til it makes sense.
Even if not, I really dgaf..
And I'm lying, b/c I def DO know what I want to talk about. I want to talk about wriiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiing...
I wish I had the resources to just do it.. By hand I obv could, but my thoughts run too randomly rampant for me to get it all out w/o forgetting, + I have a thing about how words look on paper. In pencil, I'll erase and re-write the same shit over and over until I think it looks right. Ink, I'll just scratch it out or w/e and even THAT has to look right. Typing works. Any grammar/syntax problems I have I also dgaf about, so oh well.
I just want to write. Not JUST write, and not write as in poems/short stories lol. Extraordinary things happen to me in everyday life, so why not?? All the notes, etc that I've been leaving myself have led me to the same spot I was in a few years back, when I FIRST started to think about it as a possibility. Only problem is, I'm having that realization about A LOT of things, so which do I choose to start w/?? Which dream can I make come to fruition first?? No idea, but if I let the fingers fly long enough, I'll figure something out. I just need to be in a wholly comfortable setting where everything I need is @ my disposal (NC, lol oh the irony), and I can do it w/ a clear head. If not clear, then only muddled by my own thoughts @ least. I'm inspired by life, yes, but it can also be insanely distracting.
Look how long I'll delayed the inevitable already....
And speaking of the inevitable.....
I have this friend...... Yes, someone who ISN'T me... This person is in a bind b/c there's a warrant out for their arrest but they don't want to turn themselves in for w/e reason. Reasons I know of, but don't wish to share. Not just b/c I don't see them all as valid, but just b/c.
Anyway, said friend is mutual friends w/ some of my best friends. One of these friends suggested we don't talk to said friend in question until the matter is handled properly. Now, while I can understand the motivation behind it, the result will be a friend stranded w/ no one to turn to about it.
Now, coming from OUR perspective, the warrant obv = said person being a liability as far as hanging out. I know enough people who come in contact w/ said person who carry things not quite legal around w/ them. You know what I mean.... And if we happen to be drinking, etc, goin' wild when the Jakes come thru tryna find that person, everyone else there could be in huge trouble. I'd take the punishment w/o trying to snitch etc, but TRUST I will be comin' @ you w/ a fast one to the teeth. Buuuuut do I have the right to? Not really, b/c I'd be putting myself in the path of trouble by hanging w/ said person... Which is what the friend NOT in trouble is trying to say....
BUT!............. We have NUMEROUS friends who've been in that same situation, people we've known ten times longer than said person, and no one suggested anything this harsh. Or any other kind of friendship terms, really. And not just hung out w/, but gotten high w/, gone on road trips w/, etc etc. And THEY never got shit for not having turned themselves in... So who are we to force this person??? I understand that there's a special bond there, but there's also the fact that they do not = us, we can't understand what's going on inside that persons mind to figure out why they won't go until the time they stated, so....
I dunno... It's weird. I DO want this person to take care of this ASAP, b/c they're very dear to me, but I'm not gonna shut you out of my life for a bad decision when there are people who've made worse decisions involving ME DIRECTLY that I still talk to.. Which, btw, to answer Brandi's comment yesterday about how I can be around people I DGAF about... She doesn't know Lisa the pacifist that USED to exist. Some part of me still wants everyone to just stfu and get along, but that's b/c unlike everyone elses claims, I REALLY DGAF... Talk, don't talk. Just leave me out of it! I don't care who remains friends, really, it's the talking shit that gets me.. I will stand up and say I've talked cash shit about some of the people I love the most, but it's in a moment of anger that doesn't get drawn out past the point. OTHER PEOPLE tend to carry grudges out of their own spitefulness and just beat the dead horse until it's reincarnated as something ELSE you "hate" about that person.
There is NO ONE @ ALL I hang w/ that I don't gaf about. There are things ABOUT them that I dgaf about that irritate me, like Nicky and Brandi = extremely bitchy mood swings (usually just b/c). Lauren = "retarded" (too blonde to know what she knows, if that makes sense). Jessica = stubborn and irresponsible (which doesn't affect ME b/c a. we don't argue and b. I'm not her mother), etc etc.. And I'm a dick. It's just one of those things you look past if you really love someone as a friend. ____ thinks ____ is too obnoxious/loud to be around. But they're viewed the same way in certain people's eyes. People who can see, lol. None of it matters in the end, so long as we always have each other's back, which brings me back to the issue @ hand.
I can't act like you don't exist. I will miss you, just like I miss Brandi when I want her to choke on a Laffy Taffy, just like I miss Lauren when I want her to choke on a DICK lmmmfao j/k but you get what I'm saying...
W/e, man.. My back hurts. I'm ghost.
PS, I need to find a title for Grace. She's like my blog dominatrix. My bad mama. Hm.. I'll think about it more later, my back really does feel like shit. One pill away from happiness tho, so I'll prob blog more later @ my Ma's. Uuuuuuuuunless I just go out and get caught up in some goofy shit, or Cinema Cafe, which Brandi, Lauren and I def did last night. Ran into some friends DIDN'T WE, SCOTTY WHO I NEVER SEE UNLESS IT'S A RANDOM OCCURANCE!?!?!
Bwahaha. I'm already typing a whole new blog before this one ends, haha. And btw, we saw INPYC&L (for my 5th time) and peed ourselves. Love that movie.
PPS, LOL L Beezy for your lil "No, I got the BLOGGER, honey!" answer to Brandi's claim that Lauren never replied to my blog yesterday. She knows I ♥ Blogger, and that my blogs go to the sacred ground first.
Even if not, I really dgaf..
And I'm lying, b/c I def DO know what I want to talk about. I want to talk about wriiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiing...
I wish I had the resources to just do it.. By hand I obv could, but my thoughts run too randomly rampant for me to get it all out w/o forgetting, + I have a thing about how words look on paper. In pencil, I'll erase and re-write the same shit over and over until I think it looks right. Ink, I'll just scratch it out or w/e and even THAT has to look right. Typing works. Any grammar/syntax problems I have I also dgaf about, so oh well.
I just want to write. Not JUST write, and not write as in poems/short stories lol. Extraordinary things happen to me in everyday life, so why not?? All the notes, etc that I've been leaving myself have led me to the same spot I was in a few years back, when I FIRST started to think about it as a possibility. Only problem is, I'm having that realization about A LOT of things, so which do I choose to start w/?? Which dream can I make come to fruition first?? No idea, but if I let the fingers fly long enough, I'll figure something out. I just need to be in a wholly comfortable setting where everything I need is @ my disposal (NC, lol oh the irony), and I can do it w/ a clear head. If not clear, then only muddled by my own thoughts @ least. I'm inspired by life, yes, but it can also be insanely distracting.
Look how long I'll delayed the inevitable already....
And speaking of the inevitable.....
I have this friend...... Yes, someone who ISN'T me... This person is in a bind b/c there's a warrant out for their arrest but they don't want to turn themselves in for w/e reason. Reasons I know of, but don't wish to share. Not just b/c I don't see them all as valid, but just b/c.
Anyway, said friend is mutual friends w/ some of my best friends. One of these friends suggested we don't talk to said friend in question until the matter is handled properly. Now, while I can understand the motivation behind it, the result will be a friend stranded w/ no one to turn to about it.
Now, coming from OUR perspective, the warrant obv = said person being a liability as far as hanging out. I know enough people who come in contact w/ said person who carry things not quite legal around w/ them. You know what I mean.... And if we happen to be drinking, etc, goin' wild when the Jakes come thru tryna find that person, everyone else there could be in huge trouble. I'd take the punishment w/o trying to snitch etc, but TRUST I will be comin' @ you w/ a fast one to the teeth. Buuuuut do I have the right to? Not really, b/c I'd be putting myself in the path of trouble by hanging w/ said person... Which is what the friend NOT in trouble is trying to say....
BUT!............. We have NUMEROUS friends who've been in that same situation, people we've known ten times longer than said person, and no one suggested anything this harsh. Or any other kind of friendship terms, really. And not just hung out w/, but gotten high w/, gone on road trips w/, etc etc. And THEY never got shit for not having turned themselves in... So who are we to force this person??? I understand that there's a special bond there, but there's also the fact that they do not = us, we can't understand what's going on inside that persons mind to figure out why they won't go until the time they stated, so....
I dunno... It's weird. I DO want this person to take care of this ASAP, b/c they're very dear to me, but I'm not gonna shut you out of my life for a bad decision when there are people who've made worse decisions involving ME DIRECTLY that I still talk to.. Which, btw, to answer Brandi's comment yesterday about how I can be around people I DGAF about... She doesn't know Lisa the pacifist that USED to exist. Some part of me still wants everyone to just stfu and get along, but that's b/c unlike everyone elses claims, I REALLY DGAF... Talk, don't talk. Just leave me out of it! I don't care who remains friends, really, it's the talking shit that gets me.. I will stand up and say I've talked cash shit about some of the people I love the most, but it's in a moment of anger that doesn't get drawn out past the point. OTHER PEOPLE tend to carry grudges out of their own spitefulness and just beat the dead horse until it's reincarnated as something ELSE you "hate" about that person.
There is NO ONE @ ALL I hang w/ that I don't gaf about. There are things ABOUT them that I dgaf about that irritate me, like Nicky and Brandi = extremely bitchy mood swings (usually just b/c). Lauren = "retarded" (too blonde to know what she knows, if that makes sense). Jessica = stubborn and irresponsible (which doesn't affect ME b/c a. we don't argue and b. I'm not her mother), etc etc.. And I'm a dick. It's just one of those things you look past if you really love someone as a friend. ____ thinks ____ is too obnoxious/loud to be around. But they're viewed the same way in certain people's eyes. People who can see, lol. None of it matters in the end, so long as we always have each other's back, which brings me back to the issue @ hand.
I can't act like you don't exist. I will miss you, just like I miss Brandi when I want her to choke on a Laffy Taffy, just like I miss Lauren when I want her to choke on a DICK lmmmfao j/k but you get what I'm saying...
W/e, man.. My back hurts. I'm ghost.
PS, I need to find a title for Grace. She's like my blog dominatrix. My bad mama. Hm.. I'll think about it more later, my back really does feel like shit. One pill away from happiness tho, so I'll prob blog more later @ my Ma's. Uuuuuuuuunless I just go out and get caught up in some goofy shit, or Cinema Cafe, which Brandi, Lauren and I def did last night. Ran into some friends DIDN'T WE, SCOTTY WHO I NEVER SEE UNLESS IT'S A RANDOM OCCURANCE!?!?!
Bwahaha. I'm already typing a whole new blog before this one ends, haha. And btw, we saw INPYC&L (for my 5th time) and peed ourselves. Love that movie.
PPS, LOL L Beezy for your lil "No, I got the BLOGGER, honey!" answer to Brandi's claim that Lauren never replied to my blog yesterday. She knows I ♥ Blogger, and that my blogs go to the sacred ground first.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
My, how time flies....
When you're having the TIME OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
Oh dear! Where the FUCK have I been!?!
Everywhere.
I told you about NY.. But then we went to Pittsburgh a week later for a Phunk Junkeez show that was IIIIIIIIIIIIINSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANELY FUN. OMFG!
Ms. Kween Mama, where were YOU!?!? That's that bullshit haha...
But wooooooooooo lawdy, was it WEIRD as a bitch to be back there.. After Job Corps I swore my ass was never goin' back to Pitts.. I only did it for the PJz tho, and next time it'll be for KMK. Other than that? Pssh. OMG.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEF went to The Beehive while I was there.. That was my SPOT for brownies lmmfao.. It looked a lot bigger than when I was there.. Same crowd tho.. Fa sho :|.. A bunch of Java Joe's chillin' and discussing smart people things in the most pretentious way possible.
Not my scene, altho I DEF got a brownie. And omfgaaad we ate some pizza @ a spot near the Smiling Moose (where PJz played) that was too fuckin' good for words.. Esp @ that point b/c neither of us had anything to eat that day, even tho we were road-trippin' it.. I ususally have to remind Brandi to eat or she'll forget until she's high and starving, which is basically what prompted us to get food. She realized her insides were to the point of wittling wood to forget the hunger, so we grubbed.
HARD. She ate her ginormous slice before I did, and pizza is my SHIT. That slice was so big, I stg that bitch gave me it's Myspace link before I swallowed the last bite. That mafaka was huge..
Aaaaaaaaanyways, seeing the hills/mountains during the trip there and back was awesome. We saw some beautiful ass scenery.. I wanted to compare some of it to Brokeback but Brandi still hasn't seen it so.... ♥ that movie. Mm.. Not the male-on-male toggle switching, but the movie as a whole. But I digress...
Back to the goddamn point of this...... Well, something like that. I rarely have just ONE thing to talk about.. Def got some shit in storage, aka my notes, that I will def be sharing off and on, whenever I feel like getting online and doing so.
Which apparently is never, according to all the msgs and texts I get bitching me out, TY CRAIG LAST NIGHT FOR THAT LITTLE "REMINDER" LMFAO.. I miss you and my Gracie-poo so much! Haven't seen you in EONS, it seems. And I'm in VA!
Oh, yeah. Btw, I've been home for all of Oct, and omfg I can't believe I haven't told THAT story... I prob did and just can't remember.. W/e, either way, LV tried to get bucky bucky w/ me even tho I was already leaving that Mon, so when Lauren and Grace came to scoop me up on that heavenly Friday night, I bounced for good. DEF need to go get my shit tho, not that I'm worried about it. I'll kill her 2nd and 3rd born if my shit is fucked up.
Word is bond! lol
GOD, my fingers are FLYING right now.. I love keyboards, lmmfao.. I'm gonna end up an old maid who just types on a keyboard not plugged into a goddamn thing all day long.. Just you wait and see...
Speaking of future endeavours, I def came to the conclusion that I am the funniest bitch ever, and that I MUST MUST MUST crack down and get the book thing rolling. Also, I told TJ I wanted him to write the foreword, and he's going to, which rocks. I can't wait to see what kind of shit this nigga has to say about me, haha. I ♥ you, Ted Jan!
OMFG I stopped for like 2 hours to read blogs. Holy shit. I'm so excited right now on the sneak tip lol. You know how I am w/ my info. I feel like the whole world has just flown right past me. It makes me feel like everyone else, unknowing and retarded. How can you NOT live for the net/online news blogs?? They make my world go round, so I guess even tho I've been traveling, my world has still been @ a stand-still. When I get my new phone, I hope it's blog capable. That goes for READING blogs as well. Muy importante. Don't even know if that's right, but I'm sure TJ well let me know. Puerto Rico, ohhhh!
Brandi makes me weak. Everyone knows she's a bitch, but I love her, and I especially love the fact that she has no pants on for noooooo reason @ all lmmfao. They just find their way to the floor in the middle of the night. I think she and Gregg are having secret phone sex when I'm asleep. It's true. I think she drugs me so I pass out, then she just diddles herself silly until she passes out. She's the new Kelly (90210, dummies) but w/ tattoos and piercings. You want to hate her, but she's still the shit lol. Fuck it, right? Does that make me the fat/black Brenda? No, b/c we're def not fighting over a man, or anything else currently. We've had so much fun in the last 2 weeks, it's fucking ridiculous. Her bday trip (on the 13th, not her actual bday) was THEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT. A bunch of us went to Kings Dominion and rocked it out.. I ended up by myself for a good portion of the night, but it's all good. I saw some hilariously gay shit on the Avalanche ride tho, and that made the entire day worth the $40 admission.
The Avalanche is like a bobsled kinda thing.. Very Cool Runnings.. I def yelled out "WE HAVE A BOBSLED TEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!" going around the twisty-turn part. ANYWAY you can ride it alone or w/ another person in front of you, both seated w/ legs forward. THESE TWO MAFAKAS got on and dude A sits down normal, then dude B proceeds to STRADDLE HIM. OMFG. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOST MY SHIT after that. I laughed for most of the ride, lmmmmmmmfao. Shit was WEAK as a bitch. They corrected themselves obv, or the ride wouldn't have gone anywhere, but that shit was mega-weak. I'm lol now just thinking about it.
Aw, yay. I'm on the phone w/ Sarup and she's coming to see us! Woohoo!
And now she's here, and I'm starving so I'm gonna end this novel now and hopefully resume sometime later on..
Love ya! I miss blogging, lol. What a nerdy thing to say.
PS, Shay.. SO GODDAMN MANY THINGS I WANT TO LOL W/ YOU ABOUT. OMFGAAAAAAAAD.
I MUST GET TO THE DERBY. STAT. ♥
Oh dear! Where the FUCK have I been!?!
Everywhere.
I told you about NY.. But then we went to Pittsburgh a week later for a Phunk Junkeez show that was IIIIIIIIIIIIINSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANELY FUN. OMFG!
Ms. Kween Mama, where were YOU!?!? That's that bullshit haha...
But wooooooooooo lawdy, was it WEIRD as a bitch to be back there.. After Job Corps I swore my ass was never goin' back to Pitts.. I only did it for the PJz tho, and next time it'll be for KMK. Other than that? Pssh. OMG.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEF went to The Beehive while I was there.. That was my SPOT for brownies lmmfao.. It looked a lot bigger than when I was there.. Same crowd tho.. Fa sho :|.. A bunch of Java Joe's chillin' and discussing smart people things in the most pretentious way possible.
Not my scene, altho I DEF got a brownie. And omfgaaad we ate some pizza @ a spot near the Smiling Moose (where PJz played) that was too fuckin' good for words.. Esp @ that point b/c neither of us had anything to eat that day, even tho we were road-trippin' it.. I ususally have to remind Brandi to eat or she'll forget until she's high and starving, which is basically what prompted us to get food. She realized her insides were to the point of wittling wood to forget the hunger, so we grubbed.
HARD. She ate her ginormous slice before I did, and pizza is my SHIT. That slice was so big, I stg that bitch gave me it's Myspace link before I swallowed the last bite. That mafaka was huge..
Aaaaaaaaanyways, seeing the hills/mountains during the trip there and back was awesome. We saw some beautiful ass scenery.. I wanted to compare some of it to Brokeback but Brandi still hasn't seen it so.... ♥ that movie. Mm.. Not the male-on-male toggle switching, but the movie as a whole. But I digress...
Back to the goddamn point of this...... Well, something like that. I rarely have just ONE thing to talk about.. Def got some shit in storage, aka my notes, that I will def be sharing off and on, whenever I feel like getting online and doing so.
Which apparently is never, according to all the msgs and texts I get bitching me out, TY CRAIG LAST NIGHT FOR THAT LITTLE "REMINDER" LMFAO.. I miss you and my Gracie-poo so much! Haven't seen you in EONS, it seems. And I'm in VA!
Oh, yeah. Btw, I've been home for all of Oct, and omfg I can't believe I haven't told THAT story... I prob did and just can't remember.. W/e, either way, LV tried to get bucky bucky w/ me even tho I was already leaving that Mon, so when Lauren and Grace came to scoop me up on that heavenly Friday night, I bounced for good. DEF need to go get my shit tho, not that I'm worried about it. I'll kill her 2nd and 3rd born if my shit is fucked up.
Word is bond! lol
GOD, my fingers are FLYING right now.. I love keyboards, lmmfao.. I'm gonna end up an old maid who just types on a keyboard not plugged into a goddamn thing all day long.. Just you wait and see...
Speaking of future endeavours, I def came to the conclusion that I am the funniest bitch ever, and that I MUST MUST MUST crack down and get the book thing rolling. Also, I told TJ I wanted him to write the foreword, and he's going to, which rocks. I can't wait to see what kind of shit this nigga has to say about me, haha. I ♥ you, Ted Jan!
OMFG I stopped for like 2 hours to read blogs. Holy shit. I'm so excited right now on the sneak tip lol. You know how I am w/ my info. I feel like the whole world has just flown right past me. It makes me feel like everyone else, unknowing and retarded. How can you NOT live for the net/online news blogs?? They make my world go round, so I guess even tho I've been traveling, my world has still been @ a stand-still. When I get my new phone, I hope it's blog capable. That goes for READING blogs as well. Muy importante. Don't even know if that's right, but I'm sure TJ well let me know. Puerto Rico, ohhhh!
Brandi makes me weak. Everyone knows she's a bitch, but I love her, and I especially love the fact that she has no pants on for noooooo reason @ all lmmfao. They just find their way to the floor in the middle of the night. I think she and Gregg are having secret phone sex when I'm asleep. It's true. I think she drugs me so I pass out, then she just diddles herself silly until she passes out. She's the new Kelly (90210, dummies) but w/ tattoos and piercings. You want to hate her, but she's still the shit lol. Fuck it, right? Does that make me the fat/black Brenda? No, b/c we're def not fighting over a man, or anything else currently. We've had so much fun in the last 2 weeks, it's fucking ridiculous. Her bday trip (on the 13th, not her actual bday) was THEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT. A bunch of us went to Kings Dominion and rocked it out.. I ended up by myself for a good portion of the night, but it's all good. I saw some hilariously gay shit on the Avalanche ride tho, and that made the entire day worth the $40 admission.
The Avalanche is like a bobsled kinda thing.. Very Cool Runnings.. I def yelled out "WE HAVE A BOBSLED TEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!" going around the twisty-turn part. ANYWAY you can ride it alone or w/ another person in front of you, both seated w/ legs forward. THESE TWO MAFAKAS got on and dude A sits down normal, then dude B proceeds to STRADDLE HIM. OMFG. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOST MY SHIT after that. I laughed for most of the ride, lmmmmmmmfao. Shit was WEAK as a bitch. They corrected themselves obv, or the ride wouldn't have gone anywhere, but that shit was mega-weak. I'm lol now just thinking about it.
Aw, yay. I'm on the phone w/ Sarup and she's coming to see us! Woohoo!
And now she's here, and I'm starving so I'm gonna end this novel now and hopefully resume sometime later on..
Love ya! I miss blogging, lol. What a nerdy thing to say.
PS, Shay.. SO GODDAMN MANY THINGS I WANT TO LOL W/ YOU ABOUT. OMFGAAAAAAAAD.
I MUST GET TO THE DERBY. STAT. ♥
Friday, October 5, 2007
I'm still here.. [w/ a video]
[Myspace]
Many blogs to come..
But right now, I'm fuckin' around w/ my Ma's unlocked iPhone that she HATES.
OMFG.
THEN GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE...
SHE ALREADY HAAAAAAAAAS A PHONE/REFUSES TO PUT HER SIM IN THIS ONE..
WHYYYYYYY DON'T I HAVE IT???
OH, B/C SHE'S GETTING ME THE WING. MUAHAHA.
NEVERMIIIIIIIIND!
DEFFFF want the Wing tho.. It's basically the same thing but w/ a keyboard. I'm allll over it. Can't wait, etc etc..
K I'm done now. You get no video.
Errrrrrrrrr... Scratch that. I just deleted the original bulletin. I want a video, fuck it. Plus, I found a typo. But you'll never know that!
PS def went to NY Tues/Weds w/ Brandi, and yes, we had fun lol.
PPS they're getting the Sidekick 4's @ the end of the month. Now the ? is.. Do I want a Wing or a Sidekick??? The Wing is siiiiick and Sidekick's are soooo.. Sidekick-y lol. Fuck if, I want the Wing.
Aaaaaaaaand of course that means she's getting me a goddamn Sidekick. Act like I wouldn't sweat that bitch tho..
PPPS I want some Wawa Moose Tracks ice cream.. Mm..
Many blogs to come..
But right now, I'm fuckin' around w/ my Ma's unlocked iPhone that she HATES.
OMFG.
THEN GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE...
SHE ALREADY HAAAAAAAAAS A PHONE/REFUSES TO PUT HER SIM IN THIS ONE..
WHYYYYYYY DON'T I HAVE IT???
OH, B/C SHE'S GETTING ME THE WING. MUAHAHA.
NEVERMIIIIIIIIND!
DEFFFF want the Wing tho.. It's basically the same thing but w/ a keyboard. I'm allll over it. Can't wait, etc etc..
K I'm done now. You get no video.
Errrrrrrrrr... Scratch that. I just deleted the original bulletin. I want a video, fuck it. Plus, I found a typo. But you'll never know that!
PS def went to NY Tues/Weds w/ Brandi, and yes, we had fun lol.
PPS they're getting the Sidekick 4's @ the end of the month. Now the ? is.. Do I want a Wing or a Sidekick??? The Wing is siiiiick and Sidekick's are soooo.. Sidekick-y lol. Fuck if, I want the Wing.
Aaaaaaaaand of course that means she's getting me a goddamn Sidekick. Act like I wouldn't sweat that bitch tho..
PPPS I want some Wawa Moose Tracks ice cream.. Mm..
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Def watching Serial Mom right now...
Might change my sn to Cereal Mom, lol. I LOVE this movie to DEATH. John Waters is so awesome. This, Cry Baby, Ed Wood, Hairspray, etc etc... I want to be a camp-happy gay director w/ a very peculiar thin stache!
I also want to be the person to give these 3 kids their first punch in the face, but that's neither here nor there. They're home from school now, and I'm most def holding to my 'No Fun' plan for the day. Fuck w/ me.
I wish I could knee-cap these red retards.
Hm what did I really come here foooooooooooooohhh, yeah..
SO, the other day.. WOW. Morgan, what a night we had?? CRAZY. It's official. The world is full of shit, and that shit loves to rain down upon us. I can barely remember wtf we were doing the other day, but I know we had an awesome time.
OH! LV came home and we bounced, per usual. We went exploring and decided that we were gonna eat @ Andy's, this awesome lil diner next to the Wal-Mart. BOMB ass cheesesteaks, btw. Def a must-try.
We eat there, and mingle w/ the local folk. Apparently there really is nothing to do out there. Funny, b/c I found a few things.. LIIIIIIIKE a bar that has karaoke/comedy shows! I can't imagine how corny the comedy is, so I'll have to see it myself to be sure. Maybe I'll get up there and do some stand-up. Last weekend, Jamie (as in roommate of Jesse/asshole extraordinaire) told me that I should try stand-up. I'm almost sick of hearing it, b/c everytime I do, I consider it more and more. But @ the same tiiiiiime, could I? I mean, don't get me wrong. In the most humble way possible, I will say that I def have confidence in my "material", but I don't know.. It would mean I had to commit to something. There's a million things I "should try" that I would succeed @, I just haven't done it. I should be the "IT" rennaisance bitch right now, w/ all the things I love to do, buuuuuuuut....
The clock is ticking, which is a major motivation. Things I wanted to accomplish before I turned 22/23 are now nearing completion so I guess I'm making SOME kind of progress. TJ's constant reminder that I CAN do it helps.
I AM gonna write a book, and I AM gonna finish this screenplay. Just need a lil help w/ that one, I think it might be a little too out there. Needs something to smooth it out, altho I can't imagine wtf it could be. Actually, NO, I don't need help w/ that b/c I just remembered a revised idea that will round it out perfectly.
Ahem, I got this.
PS, still LOVE this song. Eventually I'll change my name to the line I ♥ the most (that will fit lol).
PPS, def forgot the rest of the story from the night.. After dinner, we went to Wally World, and then to VA to 3 other ones, lol. She was looking for a pair of Halloween undies, and none of them had them in her specific size. One above, one below. Never the actual size. How lame. Of course, this quest just haaaaaad to lead us to the Nimmo W-M, and on the way back, we deeeeefffff got pulled over on Dam Neck. Sooooooo gay. The cop was cool tho, b/c even tho she apparently had a suspended license, he let us go after saying we were just gonna drive to Derby Run etc.. Which we did, and waited like 30 mins before we left. Right outside of Brent's, even lol. I left him a Big B sticker on the GTI, calmed myself down from that whole ordeal, and then eventually we peeled out and made it safely back to NC.
Hey, @ least we know we're not wanted. He def ran both of our IDs. I gave him mine as I'm moving paraphernalia into my bossom lmmfao. LOVE cops. Always. ♥
Ssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkeeeeee.
I also want to be the person to give these 3 kids their first punch in the face, but that's neither here nor there. They're home from school now, and I'm most def holding to my 'No Fun' plan for the day. Fuck w/ me.
I wish I could knee-cap these red retards.
Hm what did I really come here foooooooooooooohhh, yeah..
SO, the other day.. WOW. Morgan, what a night we had?? CRAZY. It's official. The world is full of shit, and that shit loves to rain down upon us. I can barely remember wtf we were doing the other day, but I know we had an awesome time.
OH! LV came home and we bounced, per usual. We went exploring and decided that we were gonna eat @ Andy's, this awesome lil diner next to the Wal-Mart. BOMB ass cheesesteaks, btw. Def a must-try.
We eat there, and mingle w/ the local folk. Apparently there really is nothing to do out there. Funny, b/c I found a few things.. LIIIIIIIKE a bar that has karaoke/comedy shows! I can't imagine how corny the comedy is, so I'll have to see it myself to be sure. Maybe I'll get up there and do some stand-up. Last weekend, Jamie (as in roommate of Jesse/asshole extraordinaire) told me that I should try stand-up. I'm almost sick of hearing it, b/c everytime I do, I consider it more and more. But @ the same tiiiiiime, could I? I mean, don't get me wrong. In the most humble way possible, I will say that I def have confidence in my "material", but I don't know.. It would mean I had to commit to something. There's a million things I "should try" that I would succeed @, I just haven't done it. I should be the "IT" rennaisance bitch right now, w/ all the things I love to do, buuuuuuuut....
The clock is ticking, which is a major motivation. Things I wanted to accomplish before I turned 22/23 are now nearing completion so I guess I'm making SOME kind of progress. TJ's constant reminder that I CAN do it helps.
I AM gonna write a book, and I AM gonna finish this screenplay. Just need a lil help w/ that one, I think it might be a little too out there. Needs something to smooth it out, altho I can't imagine wtf it could be. Actually, NO, I don't need help w/ that b/c I just remembered a revised idea that will round it out perfectly.
Ahem, I got this.
PS, still LOVE this song. Eventually I'll change my name to the line I ♥ the most (that will fit lol).
PPS, def forgot the rest of the story from the night.. After dinner, we went to Wally World, and then to VA to 3 other ones, lol. She was looking for a pair of Halloween undies, and none of them had them in her specific size. One above, one below. Never the actual size. How lame. Of course, this quest just haaaaaad to lead us to the Nimmo W-M, and on the way back, we deeeeefffff got pulled over on Dam Neck. Sooooooo gay. The cop was cool tho, b/c even tho she apparently had a suspended license, he let us go after saying we were just gonna drive to Derby Run etc.. Which we did, and waited like 30 mins before we left. Right outside of Brent's, even lol. I left him a Big B sticker on the GTI, calmed myself down from that whole ordeal, and then eventually we peeled out and made it safely back to NC.
Hey, @ least we know we're not wanted. He def ran both of our IDs. I gave him mine as I'm moving paraphernalia into my bossom lmmfao. LOVE cops. Always. ♥
Ssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkeeeeee.
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