Lie, Steal, Cheat, Love [pretty much a blog]

Lie, Steal, Cheat, Love
Body: ***L*I*E***

How often do you lie? Oh, GOD........... Not as much as you would think.. Some people just don't deserve the truth. Esp people who don't take the truth for what it is and just run w/ it. Tsk, tsk. A damn shame..

Are you a good lier? Is this a survey?

Do you get away with it? Depends.. Haha.. They'll figure it out before I'm done..

What is the worst (horrible) lie you have ever told? I don't know.

What is the worst (stupid) lie you have ever told? "I wasn't smoking!"

Are white lies okay? They're fucking perfect.

What is the last white lie you told? I hate drama, lol. I must fucking LOVE it... I def love it when THAT happens.. Mm, Shay.. I wish we had Walkie-Talkies..

Did you lie a lot when you were younger? To my parents? No.. Well, to my dad mostly. He never wanted me outside, or roughin' around w/ the boys, etc.. Ha.. And for damn good reason..

About what? Stupid shit, like why I didn't come inside when it started raining.. Did I break into that house?? What was I doing riding bikes all thru OV??? LOL.. Stooooooopid shit.. What did it matter!? Now I don't even talk to your fuckin' ass.. 'Cept but ONCE this damn year.. Love you too, nigga... Mafaka thought I lived in TEXAS.. WTF...

Did you fool your parents? Sure did.. I fooled them into thinking I was sane, apparently.

Have you ever been caught in a lie? Ohhh, boy.. Don't even get me started.. ALWAYS w/ my Ma, the dumbest shit.. That's why I don't even bother now.. It's so retarded.. Now w/ friends, haha.. Nigga, you knew when I said "No." LMMFAO.. I'll get to THAT in the blog soon to follow..

What was it all about? Her.

Do you have a guilty conscious? Nope.. You can't tell the truth sometimes. Not during that moment, anyway. It's a tightrope act.

How can someone tell when you are lying? we are one in the same, that is how they tell <----- TRUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEST OF ALL STORIES.... A-MOTHERFUCKIN-MEN.. I hear ya, bitch...

***C*H*E*A*T***


Do you cheat on tests? Ha, I don't even remember.. Prob not.. I just knew w/e I put down.. The math part of the test I took to end my lovely stay @ Job Corps, I stg I was bluffing in my head.. I went w/ what I felt like was right, and got like one of the highest scores in however long they told me it was..

Have you ever been caught cheating on a test? No..

Have you ever caught someone else cheating on a test? Hell yeah.. In BOARD GAMES, too..

Have you ever cheated on a bf or gf? Hm........

Have you ever been caught cheating on your bf or gf? Aaaaaaaaand that brings me toooooo.........

Would you ever cheat on your current bf or gf? What sucks is I'm not NOT answering these b/c I don't want to, it's b/c I am DYING to get the OTHER shit outta my head. Main reason I'm replying to this.. Talk about 'reply to sender'..

Would you ever cheat on them with some famous model/actor/actress? YA GODDAMN RIGHT and I can't wait to see LAUREN'S reaction to that ?... Haha, ya'll bitches know that's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. OMFG I just thought of ______________________. YESSSSSSSSSS.

Even if you were completely sure you would never be caught? I don't give a FUUUUUUCK, I'll let you know, bitch.. Let Ryan Reynolds pop up.. BITCH, I'm out!

Have you ever been cheated on? I wouldn't gaf if I could just turn around w/ RR...

***S*T*E*A*L***

Have you ever stolen before? Haha, bitd I was mad klepto.. Stupid shit.. Single-use cameras from 7-11.. Magazines (that's why I HAD so many boy band/heartthrob pics), dumb shit like that.. Some people just can't help themselves tho... Some damn people..

If so what? I just told you.. DEF bucked on some spray that I gave to my sister's stickgirl tho.. From that wack ass party, matter'fact..

Do you think stealing is a serious crime? Obv it is, but niggas do dumb shit anyway...

What would you do if you caught someone stealing from you? HAHA, I dunno, let's find out.. If I re-arranged "The List" we could... *smirk*

Have you ever stolen someones heart? I want to steal it, and stomp on it. FUCK.

What was the last thing you stole? I got away w/ words......

Ever had anything stolen from you? Yes ma'am, I sure have...

If so, what? something very dear to me <--- That, amongst other things. Someone stole my ability to feel here recently.

What is one thing that you would steal if you could get away with it with NO consequences? Someone's life.

***L*O*V*E***

Are you currently in Love? W/ an obsession.

If so, with who? and you want to know this why? That person knows and that is the only person that needs to know. <---- Does that apply if you're in love w/ yourself??

When was the last time you were in love? I'm always in love w/ something......

How long does it take you to fall in love? Not long, it just takes forever for me to let you know..

How many times have you really been in love? Don't make me throw up...

Do you think there were times you thought you were in love when you werent? Aaaaand they caaaaalled it... Puppy loooooooooove...

How fast do you tell a significant other that you love them? You shouldn't. Don't ever do it again, lol.

How often do you tell your parents you love them? Almost everytime we speak.. Unless I'm pissed, and even then it's hopefully calmed to the point where I can say that..

How often do you tell your bf or gf? N/A.. Don't do it either way. It doesn't matter. If they're going to hurt you, it'll be reguardless.

Do you tell your friends? Ha, nah.. Well, depends..

Have you ever said I love you and not meant it? Sure have.

Have you ever said I love you but Im not in Love with you? That's so lame.. I've said it ABOUT someone tho..

Are you a slave to love? No, but that ol' slave mentality could kick in @ any moment! ;)

Do you love yourself? "Self-confidence can reach the point of grandiose delusion" Haha...

What is the best thing about Love? knowing that soul mates are for real and forever, that the one person that completes you is right there, you can feel their every mood, you can sit in silence and not have the radio on, the warmth that flows through you when you touch, the emptiness you feel when they aren't around, knowing that in the end nothing can touch your love for each other. <---- Does this apply for friendship??? Cuz damn... Some of ya'll got me in a bind behind being soulmates.. And THAT is true fuckin' story...

Ha, fuck another blog.. I'll save it for a fresh mind.. I'm tired..

FIN.

PS Amanda, this is the greatest quiz of all time...... currently.