I LOVE IT when that happens......!

"IT" being every single detail of the FL trip.. Hooooooooly shit, way to have the time of your LIFE...!

Again, so much love.. It's like Valentine's Day haha.. I can't believe we really just had all that fun.. It's like, "Oh, what'd you do over the weekend?" "Everything you'll never do." lmmmmmmfao..

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FL has some real chill ass people.. Been there a few times now, but I didn't mingle w/ the crowds nearly as much. I know where the love is now, lol.. I really didn't meet too many people I didn't like... It's astounding! I wish it was always like that, lol.

OMG, I was sweatin' like a mofo in St. Pete until it randomly (random to us.. it apparently rains every day @ the same time there) started pouring it's ASS off just as Dirt was gettin' his merch out.. There was a cover, but it really didn't help that much.. Most of everything out (KMK, etc) had to be pushed further back.. Too bad for all people in line, b/c it was raining hard as fuck.. EVERYONE was soaked.. Well, everyone outside *asshole cough*....

PS, the venue in Orlando? That shit was POPPIN' after the KMK show (well, before too, duh) b/c it was apparently Latin night.. Never seen so many leggy Latinas in one place before, cot dayum.. Bitches galore! There were like, 10 girls for every guy in line.. Who can fuck w/ those odds??

Hm what else... I dunno, it's just really fuckin' ridiculous that two people can have that much fun in such a short time lol. The rides from the venues were so chatty, haha... Esssssssssp after the lil after party, which btw, was def @ a strip club called Oz. Talk about "no place like home".. We clicked our heels three times and ended up @ a Sub Noize strip show party.. How awesome! I most def want that Hart & Huntington shirt Big B had on...

And Lou! Lou and his mega bong... Not even going into details (unless you ask haha), but that was def one of my fave moments! Brandi, your face when he handed it to you..... If you woulda dropped it... Woo! Can't say I wouldn't have laughed tho..

And btw, Ninja.. "Ok let's sit this right *here*" woooooooo wouldn't DEZ (YEAH, I SAID IT, FEEL FREE TO REPLY) be elated!?

GOD. I have suuuuuuuuch a "crush" on someone ya'll aren't expecting me to be thinking about.. It's not *HIM*, that's too duhhh.. But mmm... Don't even get me STAAAAAAAAARTEEEEEEEEEEED.........

I don't even want to type anymore.. Just gonna close my eyes (for a sec, I AM watching a 4 mo old) and re-live every single awesome moment of last weekend.. And then when Brandi reads this, she'll do exactly the same..

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH I just wanna go back and do it all over again. I'll just have to wait til next time around....

THEN we can watch Anchorman, Gurrrry! Thanks for the grub, btw.. I was fuckin' up that BBQ sammich, and washing it down w/ some delicious Bud Light, lol. Which, I guess I shouldn't have drank b/c apparently Brandi and I "drink too much"..............

HMMMMMMMMM...... REALLY!?!?! Put every drop of beer I've ever drank @ a concert in one spot and you wouldn't fill a keg.. Yes, kegs hold a lot of beer, but my concert tally is also in the triple digits. You do the math.

ANYWAY... Now I'm done. Gonna go read or something..

Wait, I'm lying... I'm about to start blogging again in 5...4...3...2...1.