A Tale of Two Retards.

I just had this conversation w/ a human being.

"Um, are you gonna be watching Nickelodeon next, um.. Next 4-7???"

"What the fuck is 4-7???"

"Um, what do they call it.... Friday!"

*blankest stare EVERRRRRRR*

OMFGAAAAAAAD, THIS BITCH IS RETARDED... I shit you NOT, I babysit one of Jerry's Kids. Bitch is TEN in the THIRD GRADE. AAAAAAAASSSSSSKKKKKKKKK ME HOW MANY TIMES SHE'S FAILED... ALREADY....

I CAN'T........ Ya'll know how I am w/ ignorance/stupidity... I don't wanna hear SHIT about age either, she's TEN, NOT TWO. I can't do this.. THANK GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD HER FATHER IS COMING HOME EARLIER THAN PLANNED. Keep your money, invest it in a BETTER SCHOOL CUZ THIS BITCH NEEDS SOME SERIOUS ONE-ON-ONE W/ A FUCKING HARVARD GRAD..............

I almost wish I were talking to a brick wall. No response is better than the shit she comes up w/. My spoken-word aggravation/dispointment w/ the NC school system began here after Jen told me about the FL trip w/ her dad, and her b/f.. Keep in mind that this part is from her. We are pretty much the same person, I just have more dots...........

LOVE being stuck w/ my dad for a week bc he's completely NOT ANNOYING AT ALL.

He lives like 15 mins from the airport, right? I'm up north queens, near the other airport, that we're not flying out of.

So he calls before to set the plans. I say greg's going to drive us, pick you up about 11:15ish.. that way we'll be nice and early, even if we're running a little late.

He calls me back hours later "I think I'm just going to take a cab... rather than coming to your apt cause what if there's no parking?"

DAD. WE ARE PICKING YOU UP. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT LIVES RIGHT BY THE AIRPORT. WHY WOULD YOU COME TO MY APT SO THAT WE COULD TURN AROUND AND GO ALL THE WAY BACK SOUTH?

[To which MY reply was]

LMMMMMFAO omfg... The kids I sit for, that's their future. Love to start http://ihatemyfnbabysittingjob.blogspot.com (hers is IHateMyFnJob) and shit, b/c they are fucking R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D. Except for Amber but w/e.. Sabrina is 10 in the 3rd grade. Bitch has failed like 3 times already, so I know it's not just me..

"Brina, take the trash out."
"Um, how do I do that?" (DEF did it the day before)
"Take... the trash... OUT."
"But how???"
"REMOVE THE TRASH BAG FROM THE TRASH CAN, TAKE IT OUT. LITERALLY OUT. OUT OF THE CAN AND THE HOUSE."
".............Oh."

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The convo about Nickelodeon just took place. I am BAFFLED. I didn't even know wtf to say.. How do you get a DAY mixed up w/ NUMBERS... And FOUR-SEVEN @ THAT... Is she a COP?? What's a 4-7?? Unnecessary Idiocy??? KILL ME NOW.



Toooooo weak.. Def just typed in 'Stupid' and that's one of the first videos that popped up. It's mad long, but the first minute gives you the gist of things.

"Tonight - Stop kidding yourself about your kids' school." and "Stupid in America - How We Cheat Our Kids" <--- Truuuuuueeeee storyyyyyy...