This is the shit I'M tryna convey to these hos...

[From my Sub Noize rat/aka P-Town Jess]

"Heh, but yeah I read your latest memiors of a dgaf'er...sounds like some nonsence I'm used to, you see I'm a commit-a-phob, so basically I watch on-again/off-again's unfold on a daily and they all come to me for the advice...yeah if only they'd take it! Fuck I'm single for a fucking reason!"

HELL TO THE MOTHAFUCKIN' YESSSSSSSS WHY CAN'T BITCHES JUST LISTEN!?!? WHYYYYYYY!?!?

I would KILL to have someone just rewind and replay all the GENUIS ADVICE/ANALOGIES I've been spewing for a little over a week... OMFG!

"I don't even need to mark the dates you'll do something dumb. Dip that WHOLE MOTHERFUCKIN' CALENDAR in paint! You keep asking me to let you prove it to you, but I know for a FACT that I CAN'T TRUST YOU NOT TO DO THE DUMB SHIT!"

I am convinced that Lifetime movies are full of white women b/c YA'LL BITCHES NEVER EVERRRRRRRRRR LEARN. EVERRRRRR. And this ain't even ABOUT what some would think..

I'm fuckin' MISS CLEO in this bitch, LET me tell YOU. I have PREDICTED W/ A SURREAL ACCURACY just about everything that could've happened this week.

Minus the fact that I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO WORK, THANKS TO MY MA BEING, WELL, MY MA.. WHAT THE EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF does that have to do w/ ANYTHING.. I'd get my ass chewed FIRST... Every step forward comes w/ two GIANT LEAPS BACKWARDS, I stg.. I keep tellin' ya'll. God himself doesn't want me to do a goddamn thing, lmmfao. Just be the PROPHET that I'm starting to worry that I am.. Cuz DAMN, have I been calling people out left and fuckin' right here lately. And DAMN if I haven't been BRUTALLY HONEST, so if there's something you want/need to know, holla @ a bitch. I got this here, nigga.

I've been the biggest cunt possible for some of the best reasons imaginable. If there's ever a problem, don't hestitate to tell it to a bitch who GAF b/c I'm beyond DGAF right now.. My number one saying is "It is what it is" and that's fucking THAT. Bitches wanna trip on some ol' 'Back Like That' shit, wellllll have fun w/ THAT ONE. Did you hear Ghostface!!?!? Nigga MEANT IT haha.. I love how this has literally taken me like 2 mins to type, that's how PUMPED I am right now for NOOOOOOO goddamn reason.. MOST DEFFFF 1:14am but I don't have to work in the am, so w/e.. Just know that IIIIIIII am DYING inside.. Not even the way I felt before.. Literally weak. So many random things keep happening.. I was never meant to lead a normal life, that shit is just WOOSH, oooooouuuuuutttttttt the fucking window now.

THANKS IN PART TO YOU, MY DEAR.

*mumbles something along the lines of "LISTEN TO ME, YA DUMB FUCK!"* under her breath, then just says it all, and then some*

Bwahaha, I'm tellin' you, a bitch keeps it FA REALLY REAL around these parts..

She said she want a HOOD NIGGA...

Well, she GOT ONE...