Well motherfuckin' well...

What a random ass day today was... It kiiiiinda began w/ the hilarity of a high Sean watching Superbad w/ me @ Scotty's.. We were all weak as a bitch, per usual.. Etc etc blah blah went home, got up.. Went to Lynnhaven w/ Angel and basically the whole damn family.. We end up parking randomly next to Sean's Mustang.. I only realized it was b/c of the necklace on the rearview that I'd just been fingering (sshh!) a few hours earlier.. QUITE a few actually b/c I was def in bed by like 4am, and this was around 3pm sooooooo.. Either way, THE ORACLE LIVES!

ANd so does SUNNY, who did a LOVELY job making my Ma happy b/c her store had 23 phones out by the time I ran into her, good lawdy! Worrrrrrd up, SUNshine.. What it dooooo lol..

AHHH.. Obv, got up w/ Sean and Scotty, btw.. After ^, and then randomly during the trek.. I also ran into LYZETTE who I ONLY see @ random. There hasn't been a planned meeting b/t us in like 2 years, lol. Somehow it works out tho, b/c we run into each other eeeeeverywhere.. Aw, my Lil One.. Always workin' some random job..

Hm, I also saw AJ and his wife, and a few other random (word of the day) people.. Spent quite a bit of time in there, even tho I was on FIRE in every store. Apparently Lynnhaven thinks heat makes a nigga want to shop, b/c the bitch was on ROTISSERIE in every store. Thank GOD the actually walk-around shit was cool, or I would've stayed in the fuckin' truck. Damn all that.. I had on a hoodie, a doobie wrap, AND a beanie.. Fuck w/ me, I'm over being all sickly.

At least I THOUGHT I was, until I went to the fuckin' Joe Camel Cigarette Soiree '07 - AKA some RANDOM ass party in Aragona.. I felt like the Mother Hen after some drunk ass bitch tried to tell us on the way out to be careful, etc, b/c she's only 18 and going to ASAP. A, I know mad young people who have, B, who the FUCK are you again!??! Ask me how weak I was when some Lil Miss Muffet bitch tried to tell everyone to STFU.. I was like, "REALLY, SHOW ME ONE PERSON IN THIS BITCH THAT CAN SHUT ME UP..."

Aaaaand there you have it, folks. I was still a loud bitch.. Not really a BITCH, cuz I was drinkin' and feelin' like a funny bitch.. I was LOOOOOOSIN' ITTTTTTT over some fuckin' 40 year old dude there that was JAMMIN'... AAAAAAAAAASSSSSKKKKKK MMMMEEEEEE how fucking WEAK Shay and I were when he fell in the kitchen!?!? Ashley, too.. AND THENNNNNN this bitch who was making fun of him, SHE just straight dropped to the ground in a SPLIT.. I fucking LOST IT right along w/ Shay.. OMFG..

"We got a goddamn Pussycat Doll in this mafaka.. Tighten up your buttons, bitch!"

LMMMMMMFAO.. I was talkin' all sorts of weak shit in front of her.. Not even to be a dick, but b/c it was SOOO fucking funny. Like, the bitch was DEAD in the middle of a sentence and she just hit the fuckin' splits.. This bitch tryna BRING IT ON, when it's already been BROUGHTEN.. Oh wow.. I wish to GOD ya'll could see how she just immediately hit the ground, and had THE most bewildered look on her face possible, like SHE was more shocked than we were.. And theeeennnnn.. Htf you just gon' do some shit like that, and expect us to think you're sober!?!? Sheeeeeeeiiiittt...

Oh, oh oh oh... Some other shit just got me irritated as FUCK, so ONCE AGAIN, I must end this abrupt as fuck...

THIS bitch.........