My baby sister is 16 today. Happy Birthday, Lauren!
Ya bitch. How are you turning SIXTEEN!!?? I can remember being 16 and 1 week when we moved into the house in Campus East on your bday, EONS ago... Remember that? Aw (my ass).. We had to share that fuckin' room, FIRST TIME EVER FOR EITHER OF US. Horrible experience, but we had fun sometimes so w/e.. It's just weird that you're 16 now.
I'm 25, Lu is 19, and you are 16. Mom and dad must hate this.
No more Muddaboo (altho my Ma insists she'll always be that), def no more Lauren ladybug b/c I can't even be bothered w/ talking to you in normal tones, n/m having the kid gloves on. Annoying bitch, stop being so stubborn and one-way. You'll get older and get over it. Love you to death, but there are more times than I have blogs where I wanted to take a Louisville Slugger to your headlights, slash a hole in your bike tires...
But you're my sister (and Ma wouldn't let me hit you, anyway) so w/e, maybe now that you're getting older you'll GROW THE FUCK UP, haha.
Or just keep doing things like this............
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
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lauren and her plum bottoms. lol
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