So last night, when I was asleep @ 7-11.....

YES... ASLEEP... I GOT ROBBED!

What in THEEEE hell is up w/ my luck, haha.. I didn't get like, "robbed" but someone took the keys off the counter. Prob one of the COUNTLESS Elizabeth City rock smokers who were gathering in their dirty man jubilee out/inside of the store... Fuckin' BUMS, ugh...

Sooooooo b/c LaViece only had one key, I got to spend the night @ a store I'd never even seen before til then. First time exploring EC, and this is what happens!!! I cannot beliiiieeeeeeeve I went thru that..

Only me! I swear to fuckin' GOD, man haha.. I wasn't even mad, just upset b/c of the inconvenience (to LaViece, not myself), + the awkwardness of anyone parking next to me, which of course happened 354654654 times during the night lmmmmfao.. I'm dyin' right now thinkin' about some of the facial expressions I saw...

I shoulda took pics of me laying there... I was actually pretty comfortable.. I can sleep anywhere, you know how I am.. But that was highly unexpected.. I had just gotten off the phone w/ Jessica, and then I went to 7-E.. I should've just stuck w/ the store I went to first.. I got what I NEEDED there, but I WANTED the new cheese & jalapeno Cheetos haha.. Fat ass.. That bag of Cheetos I never got ended up costing me $30.. For the key, of course. Wasn't gonna be like, "Oh well take it out on the first".. I didn't ask someone to buck on my shit, but I still gotta take responsibility..

Good thing I had cash on me.. And more than I thought, too, by like $25, random as all hell. Like I robbed someone in my sleep. Didn't count the $ in my pocket til the am, when I called the locksmith. Didn't end up using them tho, LV's stick-stick has roadside service that includes key making.

Ugh. I was STARVING this am but I didn't want to spend anything more (this was before I knew exactly what I had w/ me) than I'd already spent, which was $10. I've got food here so I just bought a Double Gulp lemonade and waited til I got home..

The really funny thing about all of this is the EXACT SAME THING (just a diff store) happened to my Ma yesterday.. WTF! It's in our stars I guess...

People wonder why I always use my D-rings.. I never lose shit on those.. I even have my Busch Gardens Fun Pass hooked up to the Jager one...

W/e.. Another day, another random ass adventure. Even all by myself, life is just too nutty sometimes...

I DID however see this hot ass dude in the store. He had a Collie Budz appeal, even down to his short stature.

I'd rather have been @ this 7-11 tho......



"You feel good, right?"

Indeed.