"He is I, and I am him..."

"Jigga, Jigga, that nigga Jigga..."

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo I spent pretty much the ENTIRE DAY in the sun @ Chix Beach... Luckily, I'm not a single degree darker than the day before. It wasn't really that hot out, it just wasn't cold, either. Even had an awesome lil breeze! Woohoo!

It was such an awesome day, I wish ya'll could've been there. There was like, 15 of us just straight kickin' it w/ buds, beer, and music, courtesy of my phone radio lol. And it was country music, @ that. Majority voting did NOT take place. What DID take place is it's MY phone, and MY mistress that wanted to hear it, haha...

At my most fucked up stage, I was on the phone w/ Benny, LOUD AS ALL HELL, but the waves stole my sound, so it's ok. At one point, for like 45 mins actually, I was on straight TOURIST mode, in the water while using my headset to talk... How cool, hm? W/e!

Ugh, entirely too happy w/ the group of people that turned out... Can't believe JACQUIE was there! Awesome! Way to rock it out w/ the rum & cokes, sweet lady! LOL... OMFG...

Scooter (NO, NOT SCOTT, JOSH) was running towards me @ full speed in the water's edge and then he just COLLAPSED SOOOO HARDCORE face down into the water.

I

FUCKING

DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEED.

Like, this post may be via-Sixth Sense b/c I think I had heart failure. I laughed for like 23 minutes. Mad specific. OMFG. I'm dying now just thinking of his face when he realized it was inevitable... Bwahahaha.......

Ok I just stopped for a lil bit to keep laughing... I wish I had that entire day on tape! It was so fucking FUN! I spent a lot of time in the water just bullshittin' around, trying to keep my very white tee very NON-see thru... Sorry, T-Rav... I don't ♥ you THAT much. There WERE other people there, lol.

PS, holy shit, JMT... W/e you're doing, it smells like STRAIGHT Jager... WTF...

Anyway, Jessica, thanks for introducing me to that new Pringles flavor, lmfao... Chronic as fuck, FTR... LOL Jess @ "This stays b/t us, right?" HAHAHAHA... It does, but not the fact that you said it.

Nicky... Don't get lippy. How you gon' get mad b/c Lauren asked you to carry ONE CHAIR, meanwhile, she didn't even drink and picked up like 94% of the beer cans w/ us??? I ♥ your lil drunk ass...

OH MY GOD, I had THE BESTEST BURGER I'VE HAD SINCE DANI & J'S HOUSE YESTERDAY... MMMMM... How fat did THAT sound!? I DGAF, Dylan, you hooked it up. Grillmaster Indeed. Or maybe I was just really hungry and it tasted THAT much better. I was already slightly gone when I got it, so probably...

I, Lisa R. Williams, would like to retract the former statement.

Moving right along! I am fucking FREEZING. I have the nose burn and all. How was I on the beach all day yesterday, now I'm bout to ice skate and shit... WTF, Virginia... STOP IT! JUST STOP!

K I gotta put my laundry in the dryer, etc etc, so I'm ending this now. We took mad pics but Jacquie has them, so I'll put them up when I get'em...

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