Here's what I gathered so far...

while watching Fashion Rocks [CBS]:

Fergie doesn't know the lyrics to 'Walk This Way' - at all. She fumbled thru the verses, @ one point looking to Steven Tyler as if he can use brain waves to transport the lyrics into her increasingly-aging head.

Jeremy Piven, while HILARIOUS, was most def the wrong choice to host this event. Loved ya in Smokin' Aces tho, muah.

Fergie's performance w/ Luda was pretty stale. I hate when artists have to choose whether they want to dance or sing, and not both. Well, other than Britney. She can dance to her heart's content while "singing" along to herself via Mr. Microphone. If it ain't broke....... Cannot WAIT 'til the VMAs.

Martina McBride is getting OLD. As fuck. Did you see her face??? For the record, Marty, that hair did NOTHING to hide your age. And the outfit just made it that much worse. She looked like a jazzy school marm. And to perform that old ass song..... Is this a CMT Greatest Hits collection, or a fashion show??? Just let me know when you pick up your wool shawl @ coatcheck, k? Thanks.

Usher and Mary J. are on right now, doing a medley @ random. He started out w/ James Brown - A Man's World, much better done by Christina Aguilera earlier this year @ the Grammys. Oh, well, he tried. I liked when they threw some Stevie in there.

What I DON'T LIKE is the fact that this is the second blog I've typed for this event, the other one WENT BYE-BYE (WHYYYY do I still use MYSPACE to start a blog - so unsafe lol), much to my chagrin.

Oh, yay. J-Lo......................................

I guess the plan tonight is to party like it's 1999.

LMFAO. As I type that, she breaks into Waiting For Tonight. I'm waiting for it to be 2007, altho this WAS my jam bitd...

AAAAAND we have Maroon 5 w/ the steal. Adam Levine's voice is MUCH too much for me.

I'm ending this w/ the video of the song they're doing right now... I love this album. Left it in Lauren's caaaaaaaaaactually it's @ Brandi's apt.. W/e.



Such a good performance. Too bad they were brought out by Mischa "No Longer Important" Barton. LOVE her in Skipped Parts & Tart, but she lost me after that. Fuck The O.C....

Ooh, more Maroon 5.. AAAAND now the models.

Thank you, and goodnight.