Oh, FUCK. [@ least I had visitors]

JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST, WHYYY IS IT SO HARD FOR EVERYONE, MADISON EXCLUDED, TO JUST LISTEN TO WTF I AM SAYING!?!? LV, REALLY.. REEEEEALLY..

I'm not throwing these suggestions out for nothing. I'm not breathing down these kids' necks for NOTHING.. THEY NEED DISCIPLINE. IMMEDIATELY.

*Tinkerbell (dog) whimpering/running around the kitchen @ 7am*

"BRINA, take the dog out."

"She's doing her homework."

"WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO W/ THE DOG NEEDING TO GO OUT BUT OK."

Me to LV, via Sabrina.. A mere 30 mins later..

*All of them in the kitchen, me on couch*

"What's that smell?"

"I don't know, Brina, who knows.."

"Oh, dog poo!!"

REALLY, IS THAT WHAT IT IS??? THE MOMENT I WAS TRYING TO AVOID??? K JUST CHECKING..

SO THENNNNN I tell them all that if they're throwing it in the trash can, it DEF needs to go out when they leave for work/school.

ASK ME WHERE THAT BAG IS.. GO AHEAD.. DON'T KNOW? GIVE UP?

IT'S STILL IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN, ON TOOOOOOOOP OF AN OVERFLOWING TRASH BAG. I fucking DARE these bastards to try and do something fun today before this EN-TIRE HOUSE is cleaned. I'm fucking OVER IT. Homework will be second, I DGAF if they fail the entire year b/c of today, this shit will end TODAY.

STOP LETTING YOUR KIDS WALK ALL OVER YOU, JACKASS. That shit don't fly w/ me, but they're in fucking SAFE MODE when mommy walks thru the door.

AND BRANDI, I WAS RIGHT! She WAS @ Wal-Mart when we were waiting for her to get here, but I didn't find out until she sent Amber to the car THIS MORNING to get my cranberry juice and their apple juice out of the car. WTF was she waiting for??? Why would you leave it in the car. WHY? WWWHHHYYY??? I swear, if Brandi and Travis weren't there to save me last night.. WOOOOO..

THANK YOU, THANK YOU to them.. You're off the hook now.. I really appreciate the visit! We drove thru most of town, relieving my stress and geekin' the fuck out. Went to this weird ass 4-way walk thing on the water.. HOOOOOW MANY FUCKING SPIDERS DID WE ENCOUNTER, OMFG.. FIRST we were in the one dark side, chillin' and scaring ourselves, but when we ventured to the other sides, OH SHIT NIGGA... Travis walked DEAD into

[WHOOOOAAAAA, BABWA WALTERS JUST SAID "HOOD OF THE CLITORIS", SOMEHOW THAT SEEMS SO WEIRD]

the one where you could see like 43 spiders off top.. I almost walked into the area but Brandi was like, YOOOOU HAVE FUN W/ THAT, LOOK @ THEM SPIDERS, LMMMFAO.. We tried to go to the one remaining area BUUUUUT there were even more spiders there, so we just said FUCK IT, and went back across that rickety ass bullshit w/ no sides and murky ass water all around it. Some straight Camp Crystal Lake-type shit..

Oh, and before all that, we went to Wal-Mart. Ask Brandi and T-Rav how much better that shit is in comparison to VA.. Fuck VA, NC Wal-Mart ALL DAY, BITCHES! LOL

GOD last night was soooo fun.. We even drove down that "scary road" Morgan refused to, which turned out to be a driveway @ a big ass house.. Nothing scary.. Altho that shit is prob a slaughterhouse on the sneak tip..

Hm, what else.. I dunno.. I just feel a lot better after that visit.. I passed the fuuuuck out after I got home.. Well, I ate some of my BRACHS CANDY CORN MMMM, THENNNN I went to bed.

Aaaaand there's a comm'l on for the Neptune Festival. Are these NC mafakas gonna drive down to VA???

Prooobably.

Fucking tourists.



Bitch, I'm triiiiilllll...