Saturday; "So you have no idea what time we eat??"

I'm glad the wedding was so carefully and thoughtfully planned out. Really, I am..........

I'm also glad that Grace lives so close to WaWa, cuz that's def what we ate. For breakfast, btw. No way I was sitting thru a wedding on an empty stomach.

The moments after we left Wawa went by in a blur. After eating most of my sammich, we went to Stephanie's parents' house to get my clothes from Lauren. Her jackass self took off w/ my items still in the car to get ready w/ the girls @ Greenbrier Mall (hair/make-up).. So we drove over there, even tho you can see the house from Grace's steps, then ended up helping clean the house in preparation for the afterparty.. After THAT, which included packing the limo w/ all sortsa crazy shit, and taking pics of Lauren, Dawn, and Steph in their dresses and on their way to the limo/at it, we went back and got ready. Craig, too, can't forget CRAIG! We basically wore the same thing, I just had a lighter color green shirt, and diff color shoes. You'll see when the pics are developed/uploaded..

I looked nice and spiffy/casual. I told my Ma I was keepin' it real breezy and fresh, b/c it was on a boat. The wind was blowin' and the beer was flowin'! LOL oh man.. It was SOOO much fun!

When we got there, most people were outside on the dock just bullshitting w/ each other and getting drunk on the sneak tip, haha. Everyone looked so nice! I think Jessica's dress stole a show a lil bit, lol. Def got some comments. Just know that it was chosen for ME! Muahaha!

Anyway, after Clutch the riverboat blackjack dealer arrived, and we all BS'd some more, we were all finally let onto Virginia's Jewel. No one really knew wtf to do so we just all sat down and chatted amongst the tables. There were cameras on each table, and I had ours. It'll be SO obvious which camera I had, too. I CAN-NOT wait to see the pictures..

This is where it got confusing. One minute, we're all talkin' shit and waiting for the wedding to start, next thing you know, IT'S STARTED. And I don't mean like we got a warning, etc. That shit was just HAPPENING. Love it. So we all whisper to each other that it's really going on, and stfu. All the usual stuff happens, the family/bridesmaids etc walk down, take their places. Dude doing the ceremony was maaaad quiet in the mic up until he got to Corinthians.. Brandi leans into me and whispers "I shoulda bet $20 bucks." and we laugh.. Then I was like "Proper girl w/ the hat just eye-fucked the SHIT out of me!" haha.. All during the ceremony.. Hope no one heard us, b/c everyone around us had shit to say @ random b/c we didn't know wtf was going on, or what to do. Clutch looked @ me like, "Huh??" and I mouthed to him "I have no fucking idea." so uhh yeah.. First wedding for me, so I had no previous experience to go on. Just Wedding Crashers, lol.

Next time, I fully plan to do some dumb shit. I think the next wedding I'm going to is Hunger's, so we shall see. Susanna would kill me if I interrupted the wedding she's been waiting EONS for, haha...

But anyway, where was I... Ohh.. The ceremony. All the usual moments take place, blah blah. Don't really know how to describe it. And then.. Well, I can barely remember the rest of the day in order after the 'I Do' parts. There were MANY pictures taken.. MANY drinks ordered, MAAAAANY off-rhythm white people dancing.. Bwahaha.. We did the Souljah Boy, Cupid Shuffle/Cha-Cha Slide (much to my annoyance).. Wedding dances, I dunno.. We had a blast tho.. Of course, it took the MERCERS to loosen up everyone. People were just standing around or looking @ the scenery.. Fuck all that, shake that assssss bitch, and let me see whatchu got!

I of course broke it down. At one point, Brandi and I were up against the wall of the dancefloor and I'm smackin' her ass repeatedly. We stopped after realizing we WERE still @ a wedding w/ kids and family members. I was like, "Ok, ok, we're not @ Ambush.. Must remember that!" lol.. Oh, what a night!

I think the most relaxing part was when, Brandi, Jessica, and myself were on the back of the boat, standing outside in the awesome breeze w/ our Bud Lights, talking and enjoying all the nice ass houses we were passing by. That, and the post-wedding purchase I made/dedicated to our survival. Out of all of our friends, we've probably been thru the most, as far as living situations, fights, etc. Together and apart, which is what I "toasted" to. "To survival.. We've been thru mad shit, man.. Together and apart.. TOGETHER & APART...." to which Brandi gives me a sly look and goes "RIGHT!?" haha. So true. We've lived like woodsman, and statesmen, all in the same years. Anything can happen, I swear. It's a gypsy/pirate's life for us, lol.

After all that, we headed to the afterparty, where the keg was tapped/RUINED by people not knowing wtf they're doing. Stevo reFUSES to let the bitch settle, and insists on sitting letting foam pour out for like 30 mins straight. FYI, FOAM IS UNSETTLED BEER DICK SO STOP FUCKING PUMPING AND LET IT SETTLE ITSELF DOWN.

But NOOOOOOOOO... WOW. I ♥ less-than-stellar people! Haha. I really do love that boy tho. Even if he IS one of the dumbest people I know, next to his SISTER, LAUREN bwahaha j/k... But only on the Lauren part. Stevo really is retarded.

So anyway we attempt to play beer pong but the table gets bucked on, so there goes that. Unfortunately, we were waiting in line for the SLOWEST, SUCKIEST GAME OF BEER PONG EVERRRRRRR.. IT WASN'T EVEN BEER PONG, IT WAS MARGARITA PONG!!! Who DOES that!?!? The other side had Sparks.. Even worse.. Say there was a shut-out. Your stomach would be all sorts of fucked up! And they didn't know how many cups to use so each team had like 14-15 cups. This I partially blame on Lauren, b/c I heard her asking around for the answer before. How many times have you played??? Really, now.. lol

I hate when people talk shit about BP and then their games last LITERALLY an hour.

I also hate how long this is, so I will resume it tomorrow w/ a part twooooooookay no I won't. We drank, we bullshitted.. THEY went to the races, while Brandi and I went to see Travis and take a lil Pungo trip.. THEN we went to the spot also buuut it was just to say goodnight, really. Didn't stay but like 10 minutes. Long enough for me to let David know that Jessica was hands-off, maybe even eyes-off, to him.

There's a lot of dialogue missing in the last parts of this blog, but like I said, I'm just not feeeeeeeeeeeelin' it lately, so I'm not gonna mimic real excitement.

LMMMMMMMMMMFAO JUST REMEMBERED RYAN AND HIS PARROT BAY (SPRITE REMIX, THANKS) CHUGGING, OMFGAAAAAAD. WEAKEST MOMENTS EVER = RYAN. He's not much of a drinker, and like most of the males he hangs out w/, when he DOES drink, it's ususally some typical ass Smirnoff Ice/etc type of drink. Not an actual BEER beer, one that doesn't taste like it came from the ice cream truck. He drank THREE [3] Parrot Bays, and HALF a cup of Natty Light and was WASTED.. Like, WAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEED.. The funniest moment was when he looked @ either Stevo or Jay and was like, "Chug?" and they proceeded to chug their beers. Of course, Ryan's was PINEAPPLE, and he DID NOT FINISH IT, but w/e floats your boat! Jessica and I were LOSING OUR SHIT over the way he drinks. If you read this Ryan, I fucking love you. You really saved the night as far as comedy. That shit was GRRRRRRRRRREAT!

K so yeah there's obv more shit that will come to mind, so I'll just throw it into Sunday's blog if I decided to talk about it..

I'm ooooouuuuuutttttttt.



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