"That's bogus tho cuz I was only thinkin' of rappers!"

1. Corona, Smirnoff, or Bud Light.
-- Bud Light, which I'm about to try and get the keys for right now, lol.

2. Flowers, candy, or cards.
-- NONE. What the fuck for??

3. Beer, wine, or mixed drinks.
-- Beer. Yummy, ice-cold beer.

4. Football, baseball, or soccer.
-- On tv or irl? Tv, football (49ers), irl, baseball.

5. Kissing, hand holding, or hug.
-- I don't have time for any. Fuck it all.

6. Buy, borrow, or lease.
-- Buy..

7. Ford, Chevy, or Dodge.
-- What vehicle? Trucks, def want a Chevy.. But I'll take the Falcon I saw the other day, FA SHO..

8. E-mail, letter, or telephone.
-- Word, in person or via text lol.

9. California, Florida, or New York.
-- Anywhere but here.

10. Kisses on the neck, stomach, or ears.
-- Kiss my ass.

11. Morning, afternoon, or night.
-- Alllll niiiight laaaaaaaawng...

12. Halloween, Thanksgiving, or Christmas.
-- All 3, fuck it..

13. Coke, Pepsi, or Sprite.
-- Cranberry juice..

14. Dogs, cats, or hamsters.
-- I want to sling this beagle up by it's neck. Piss again, bitch.

15. Beach, mountains, or desert.
-- Mountain music makes me smile.. Been to the desert, awfully hot there lol.

16. Cookies, cake, or brownies.
-- My brownies..

17. March, July, or October.
-- July 24th, 1982.

18. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
-- Dinner b/c I haven't had it yet..

19. Giver, sharer, or keeper.
-- Yes, all of the above.

20. Eyes, nose, or mouth.
-- Well I'd def punch Sabrina in the fuckin nose.. Her reaction/blood loss would be HILARIOUS. Christian would get it in the mouth b/c he talks back/"sounds like a gay". Amber would get it in the eye b/c she acts like she doesn't see her mess b/c she's the oldest.. I'll stab you, ho.

21. Friends that lie, enemies that pretend to be your friend, or alone.
-- I've experienced it all, and there seems to be no end in sight.