*chuckles*

LOL.. I don't even know where to begin w/ this one...

I wish I were taking a casual stroll on a pier (AHEM MORGAN) or maybe just chillin' in a NEON (not a Civic, LB, let's take it back) for this bit of info..

I have the loveliest ways of telling my friends the latest & greatest going on in my life. Or other people's lives for that matter, gossip counts lmmfao. Either way!

There's only one way to tell you that MY FUCKING LITTLE SISTER IS PREGNANT, SOOOOOOOOOOO WHICH WAY D'YA WANT IT?? STRAIGHT?? ON THE ROCKS?? OR THROWN DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!?!?!

LET A BITCH KNOW, CUZ I'M DYYYYYYYYING.

HOOOOOOW THE FUCK....

Maybe she needs to read my blogs.. The one on World AIDS Day was quite inspiring, esp to her cause. OMFG! Really!?!? LAUREN!!? (my SISTER, not Bradley)

I don't even know what she's doing but I'm assuming that she's gonna have it. We aaaaaaallllllll know I wouldn't, but that's me. Actually, @ 26 I prob would just b/c who the hell knows if I'll even be alive long enough to try a 2nd time. The level of WWWWWWTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFUCK in my family just goes up every other month.

Oh, and dooooooon't let me forget the fact that LUCIOUS has to do 4 weekends in jail starting Jan 9.. STFU........... AGAIN!?!?! HOW!?! WHY!?!?

LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFAO @ THE UNSTABLE BROOD OF RETARDS BETTER KNOWN AS MY FAMILY.

Soooooo, I'm on the phone w/ my Ma on a break from painting Lauren's new apt. Well, her room anyway. We're talking, ladi da, and then she pretty much whispers to me "Guess what... Lauren's pregnant."

"WHAT!? I fuckin' KNEW IT. I hate you all, you're all idiots"

*click*

*blank stare @ the phone/fact that Ma has the audacity to be mad @ ME for being mad*

BITCH, YOU JUST TOLD ME MY 17 YEAR-OLD SISTER IS GOING TO BEAR CHILD. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY!?!? SA-WEEEEEEEEEET!!! Like I was supposed to be stoked or something, cuz IIII am to expect these sort of things.

WHAT THE..... OMFG... I could throw up. But then! Theeeeeeeen Lauren and I went to Home Depot by Rosemont and I had my Ma bring me some groceries cuz she was @ Farm Fresh when I called her back. As I'm taking stuff and asking for this one thing in the back of the truck, they tell me no it's for Lu, etc etc.. I was like wtf!?!? Fuck him, broke bitch (sorry Lu lol).. I go to walk away and I'm like, "Yeah w/e, just hit me up when you get your first WIC checks" LMMMMFAO..

I can't be-LIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEVE that my sister is pregnant. CANNOT.

Lu going to jail, MUCH more plausible and easy to digest. He's ALWAYS in jail. I would love to know what his record looks like. The world will find out after I'm famous. The Smoking Gun loves digging shit up like that. I'm clean, ho, try me! Two fucking tickets, and that's it. Btw hate the fact that I have them and def had a coronary when I got'em.

OH MY GOD, MY FAMILY LIFE IS IN SUCH SHAMBLES.... LMMMMMFAO.. All I can do is laugh @ this point!! When I took the phone from LB I def was like, "Oh lord, who went to jail!?!" but it was the baby news.. Ha, I wonder what my FATHER will say. I dgaf if he goes kuku(.bananas) cuz he could be helping my family out but he's so afraid of his heathen wife that he'd rather watch his OGs suffer. Fuckin' prick, Lucious Mathers and shit. However, my Ma could also get it on the Mathers tip, cuz I feel like I could def get my Eminem on and start spittin' some crazy shit about my life and upbringing.

I wonder what will happen before year's end. A-NY-THING is possible, so..

Pray for a nigga. Whatever you believe, that's fine by me. *shakes head*

REALLY THO!?!? And the night deeeeeeeeef ended w/ my phone being turned back on. Raaaaaaaaandom.

W/e. If such is life, I'll take it.



Def big love and a what uuuuuuuuuup to my nucca Jared, SCS all day, baby!! He wrote me and asked what was wrong, I don't think he's too up on his Madonna lyrics b/c my name and my status are lyrics from 'Human Nature'. Near the end, all the spoken shit. That's my biiiiiiiittttccccccchhhhhhh.. Don't give me shit for posting the Kelly Oz version of PDP, that's my bitch too on some reeeeeeal.. I jammed that album hardcore. It's so punky-angst colorful, and she wasn't trying to be anything but a young girl w/ some shit to say. Plus I fucking sweat her mad hard most times she's oot and aboot, dope as hair etc..

WHATEVER, I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO BLOG ABOUT SO IT ENDS NOW.

PS, fuck the Dolphins, AND Craig & Aaron, the true influence behind the show Bromance.