No, I don't think they do.
I don't know if it was the election or the economy, but SOMETHING has obviously come in and SWOOOOOOSHED the entire Christmas season away from us. I'm trying everything in my power to make it feel real! I've downloaded Christmas movies, INCLUDING Peanuts ones, listened to many, MANY songs, helped friends decorate their houses....
NOTHING IS WORKING. WTF!?!? Where the HELL is Christmas, and when does that bitch plan on coming back?? I think all of Virginia has just said a big FAAAAAAAAAACK OFF this year. I refuuuuuse to believe it's the economy tho, cuz everyone IIII know is poor ANYWAY, we're used to it. We never have money this time of year, so what gives?? Are we using it as an excuse to not care, or show it @ least??
I partially blame it on the lack of festivities @ Gmas. For those of you who don't know, we party HARD @ Lauren's gmas (she lives out of town, lol) or @ least we used to. LAST YEAR around this time, everyone was here every weekend doing something uber-festive. This year, THANKS TO LAUREN I haven't even baked cookies from scratch yet. She's going to counter my claim and blame it on her mother, but that just makes her MORE LIKE HER MOTHER haha. She is going to choke me after she reads this.
But still! How dare that bitch take COOKIES away from me?? She don't want me to just bake'em w/ any ol' ho, cuz I will (not)! The clock is DEF ticking tho, son!! As we're IM'ing about doing our Xmas light rounds thru Norfolk/VB. Ha! Get on board, bitch!
I WANT COOKIES! More importantly, I WANT CHRISTMAS. It's not about the gifts, mafaka. It's just the season/feeling in general that I love/MISS, thanks. Where is it, people?? I know I'm not the only one. Is it the weather? Virginia is sooo up and down every winter w/ it's temps, but this year has been reeaaally warm. I want it to be freeeeeeeezing cold, deathly w/ some slushy snow mix. That's the good stuff right there. I drink hot cocoa every day that it's cold out, trying my hardest to make it happen. There have been certain moments riding around town that've felt like the real thing, but they don't last once the new day dawns, and it's 75 degrees out. THAT isn't even it tho, cuz I'm a whore for Xmas lights and I haven't seen anything remotely close to the amounts of past Xmas ride-arounds. Just b/c it snuck up on you doesn't mean you can't decorate!! Lazy bastards, what the hell are you doing!? Put down the pipe and pick up a tangled-ass ball of lights!!
GIVE ME CHRISTMAS OR GIVE ME DEATH!
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