No, seriously.
She made me homemade chocolate ice cream w/ the choc/white choc swirl chips for Christmas!! Aw, shit son.. Choc chip ice cream is my faaaaavourite, so I'm absolutely stoked right now. First off, it tastes kinda like a Frostee from Wendy's. Maybe not even that, it just has that consistency so it's smooooooove like a mowfucka, so soothing and comforting. PERFECT movie watching ice cream. Soft surrrrrrved, bitch.
Ugh. I daaaare a bitch to go into the freezer and touch my shit. DURRRREEE you, ho. Be prepared to leave a finger behind! On second thought, it's almost worth it so just don't touch my shit, m'kay??
Woohoo!! I love gifts that go straight to your ass. They mean the most, haha.
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