Wait, wait.. You did WHAT!??

What the hell was I thinking.. No more TEQUILA lol.. Liiiiiies, lies, lies, but still..

Apparently it DOES ____ __ ____ ___ __. That's a sentence, btw, not a word. GOD.. It took eons for me to end up @ the beach, but once I got there.. Woo!

Brandi, I fucking L-O-V-E you to D-E-A-T-H for that 311 shit last night.. We were up @ South End gettin' crunk for the fuck of it, and then b/c Sara (beach) came thru.. TODAY IS HER BIRTHDAAAAAAAY!!! Deeeeef got served one too many shots/drinks w/ NO REQUESTS, THANKS, SO WHY DID THEY KEEP COMING!!??! lol

Who complains about that???

ANYWAY, they played 311 - Music and 311 - Grassroots, EASILY two of my fave cds of ALL MOTHERFUCKING TIME, in the "outside" section and let me teeeeeeeelllllllllllll you...

It was SUCH a surreal experience b/c it's exactly what I needed in my life.. To rock the fuck out to 311 like I was 16 again lol.. Esp as fucked up as I was.. Lifted like I'm gifted, drunker than a skunk.. I was literally like, in concert mode the entire time both cds were playing.. I didn't get to finish Grassroots b/c we bounced (it was after last call tho) but the shit I DID hear was immacculate to my ears! And to dudeman I met thru Brandi, THANK YOU for sharing that experience w/ me!

I was saying in the bar how looking back on being 16, I neeeeeeever would've been able to imagine myself w/ a Bud Light in my hand while on the verge of happy tears.. I didn't drink or anything back then, as most of you know, so it was kinda odd..

Funny how many diff twists and turns you make on the course of life...

"Nigga, I am Sparticus!"

[Post from the other day I never put thru.]

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, WHOOOOAAAA...

For the record, I almost died on Saturday.. For the further record, DYLAN is to blame! So fuck you, fuck Bass Pro Shops, and fuck Real Tree camo, K? Thanks.. LOL

There was a craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy insane party @ Jonesys on Saturday (for Big Josh.. No, not Wop) and some of his friends apparently thought it'd be cool to take some keg stands and then IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THEM, lose their GODDAMN MINDS and try to fight all of us.. Some dude's chain got snatched (NOT EVEN BY US, THANKS THO) and all hell broke loose.. First, Bagels got jumped and then I flipped out and jumped in it..

Hm.. There is no way to tell this story for real, b/c so many diff fights were going on @ once.. As we were fighting, Herb and mad other people were goin' @ it in like, the hallway inside or some shit.. I dunno, it was chaos like a mowfucka.. I broke some dude's leg w/ a fucking POOL STICK.. I can't even believe that shit, but it happened and I'm actually kinda geeked about it, lol..

Wait, wait.. Gotta backtrack.. THIS is how it happened..Big Josh shot off a gun prior to the Bagels fight, which just made it all worse instead of ending it.. The little OV punks (Btw, I was raised in Willoughby, bitch.. Act like I can't find you!) took that shot as the start of a damn horse race or some shit and went buckwild.. That's when the chain was lost, b/c THEY were fighting each other and we were just like, bystanding, and the blackie w/ the chain went bananas and pushed the wrong people, me included..

K yeah, so start THERE, then read the stuff above it and you're all caught up..Pretty much everyone (EXCEPT FOR SID'S BITCH ASS) started fighting all these OV dudes and it was just a massacre.. We beat that ass.. I was knockin' dudes out L + R like it was fuckin' cool.. Straight like, Greasers vs. Socs style.. I am the new Swayze LOL.. I'm like the wind! : Anyway, omg.. I really don't know how to translate it into type b/c it was just NUTS.. Think of 300, - 230, and that was us, lol.. I had two diff pool sticks in my hand during the ordeal.. Once in the big hallway (when I almost took out lil Josh) and then once by the door when I was crackin' the skull/face of anyone coming in the door that didn't look familiar.. Jonesy tried to stop me like twice during the night and I was just like, FUCK THAT IT'S ON blah blah blah..

Oh my.. I saved Sarah's life! Yes! And apparently knocked some girl out cold by the entrance? Swear on my ENTIRE LIFE that I don't remember that, OR swinging a speaker tripod @ people, but it happened. And doooooooon't let me forget the GUNSHOTS after that.. Dylan shot towards to door that I was DIRECTLY NEXT TO, and almost killed me! Like, GEEEEEEET the fuck out.. Did you really almost SHOOT ME!??

*gasp*

Oh, man.. SOOOO much more happened.. It was so cool, haha.. Everybody held their own and it was LITERALLY like Fort Knox or some shit, b/c we had the doors closed buy Jonesy has full glass doors and they kicked out the outer panes and broke the FUCK outta the door.. After that was when Dylan shot, btw.. That, + the 357 shot deeeeeeef killed that shit.. That, or maybe it was the Jakes showin' up haha.. Either way, GOOOOOOOOODDAMN... The brawl in the hall (awesome title, thanks) was prob my fave part tho, b/c I walked into w/ a poolstick, and after knockin a few heads, I threw it down and just swung on every unfamiliar jaw on the floor/standing.. I had to be 'Like A Boy' for a sec and join all my brothers in arm, lol..

Only thing is, I have GOT to stop that shit.. This is yet another instance w/ guns blazin' that I didn't even duck/crouch.. NOTHIN.. Lisa, you're not invincible! I need to look in the mirror and say that shit.. But damn, I came out w/ no blood on me even tho I damn sure slid all in it while me and Jason were takin' like 3 dudes down @ once.. My shoes were grosssss as hell on the bottom after all that shit..

K ya know what? I'ma finish this some other time, b/c my heart is now in overdrive.. I'ma have a heart attack in like a week, I swear it..

Shallow be thy name...

Going to a 10 bottle/3 keg/2 stripper/1 DJ party tonight @ Jonesys.. Pray for me.. I should take some Prilosec first, lol.. My stomach will prob fall outta my ass @ midnight or some shit...

Ugh.

But the cool thing about the strippers is the fact that Jonesy has a stripper pole built in, ty Hunger.. Can't wait to see how THIS night goes..

"Everything you own in a box to the left..."

That song has been stuck in my head for a grip now, but that's not why I'm here.

There's a few songs right now that make me hope Jesus had an incredibly painful ulcer that, in fact, was the true reason he couldn't "hack it" on the cross..

1. Fat Joe - Make It Rain remix.. Now, I DGAF about the remix itself, just one thing.. Am I the only one that finds irony in the fact that R. Kelly is not ONLY in a song about making it rain, but this bitch has the audacity to be like, "Skeet, skeet, skeet.. Weatherman gon' make it rain!"..

Really, Weatherman!? Saw the tape, thanks. WELL aware of your "rain dance", Mr. Dances w/ Wolves, Pees On Bitches.. No need for the reminder.. That's a ballsy move, lol..

2. Ciara - Like A Boy.. I'm waaaaaaaay ahead of you on that one, M'lady.. Not that I don't like the song, but I know quite a few bitches that've been treating life like "Fuck it, they do it" so uh, yeah.. Can't wait for all these lil bitches to break brand new and get all G'd out and shit..

3. Lumidee ft Tony Sunshine - She's Like The Wind.. Are we sampling PATRICK SWAYZE now!?? GTFO! Oh Mylanta... When I heard that shit, I started DYING.. I can even see the "serious" ass video in my head (Swayze).. And why is she rapping? Maybe b/c she realized she sounds like a fucking kindergardener w/ a shattered ass Mr. Microphone when she sings??? Could be, could be..

3. Romeo ft Marques Houston - DGAF about the title.. Whennnnn is this fuckin' pompous ass kid gonna finally let it go? It's not like Bow Wow = GOAT, so why try so hard to emulate him??? I fucking HATE mainstream ass FEMALES WHO BUY/REQUEST HIS SHIT AND FUEL THE FIRE..

4. Lloyd ANYTHING OMFGAAAAAAAAAAAD this nigga is back, and w/ a vengeance.. I JUSSSSSSSSSSST started tolerating that Lil Wayne shit like, today. Literally this am, when I first got the idea to make a bulletin about this retarded ass topic.. I think I hated it so much, it just flipped the script on me, like being TOO drunk, etc, to the point of sobriety.. It started back @ one.. I dunno, there's other songs but I can't rememberrrrrrrrrreally cuz.............

5. Diddy ft Keyshia Cole - Last Night... Last niiiiiiiiiiight.. I got testicular CAN-SAH.. Maybe TOMORROW night someone will inform him that there's no vacancies @ the Prince Palace, and he'll go back home to Diddy Land..

This nigga may as well throw on some butt-out jeans... I CAN-NOT STAND this song.. More than anything on the list, - Romeo.. Esp since I DO like 1 & 2.. But COT DAYUM, radio.. Stop playing this shit.. KC is the only thing worthwhile in the song, but Diddy fucking ruins it everytime I try to pretend like it's not his shit.. So fuckin' over music right now, lol.. Which is a lie, b/c I'm rediscovering a lot of oldies, and jammin' to some non-whored out currents..

*Sigh, sigh*..

I'm done venting (biiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiiing) now.. Goodbye.

Really, now...

Def forgot I ever made one of these.. It was in '03 for Daniel Johns' sake... I deleted that one a lil while ago, and now I plan to start fresh..

On 311 day!!!

My, how the times never change...