I'm not gonna wriiiite you a love blog...

Cuz I couldn't gaf less about half of you, haha.. J/k..

Hellooooooo, cruel world! Cruel to you, tho, not to me.. Not like I'm rakin' in dolo or anything like that, but cot dayum, I do have a lot of fun.. I've been to a DGAF and a KMK show, ran all over VA doing the dumbest shit.. I dunno.. You'd have to have been there.. ALTHO I do have some form of a video update to let everyone know for REAL what I've been up to.. That's on the backburner but it's coming.. I just thought of it the other day..

Uhh.. I feel like I'm letting people down, lol. I haven't blogged since the 4th, and before that, who knows?? Time is just flying by, good gaaaawd..

OHH SHIT, DEF JUST THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT BUUUT I GOTTA RUN TO JASON'S.. I may get on there before I forget, or do it in my phone.. EITHER WAY, mhm, some shit is comin'..

K so it's Sat morning, ended up @ a keg party and then Denny's, lol..

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK NOW THAT IT'S SUMMERTIME...

NOW THAT IT'S SUMMERTIME...

NOW.... THAT IT'S SUMMERTIME.

FUCK you.

This is to good friends and casual friends alike.. I am NOT a fucking hobby, I'm not your summer timeshare.. You don't want to kick it w/ me? Well, fuck you. There are people that I love to DEATH that I've absolutely given up on, and have no plans on turning back. Esp not by my own volition. So much has to be proven @ this point.. I don't want to hear about who misses me, or why they haven't seen me....

I KNOW VIRGINIA BEACH, NOT JUST THE PEOPLE, THE PLACE, PERIOD. Where you've been, someone has already told me.. It's ok tho, cuz I haven't gaf about you since the last time I told you I didn't, only reason this is on my mind is b/c, like I said, a couple people have hit me up.. No hard feelings, I'm just not going to invest my time and energy into the pretense of friendship..

Having said that, I DO appreciate all the people that realize how fucking awesome I am to be around.. Not like IIII haven't blown anybody off recently, but yanno.. When you're also known as THE SHIT, you can do that.. If you text them, they will come.

Sigh.

Ahhh, SO many awesome things I want to talk about, and actually have some time to, but NOW I want to do the other plan, so I'm like, eh..

Hoooooooow-FUCKING-EVERRRRRRR

A certain someone just loooooves to give me shit over a person I hang w/, MEANWHILE, his boy is having an extra-marital affair w/ one of his best friend's wives.. Get off your fucking HIGH horse! if you're so concerned about the people you have around you, stop hanging around grimey people, you fucking WAD..

Don't make me slap you.. I take it that the last time you mentioned it REALLY will be the last??? I dgaf WHAT you say about anyone else b/c I've met a lot of shifty people thru you ANYWAY...

Everyone's got an opinion, no one realizes that I DGAF about theirs. Mine are what matters to me, b/c mine are the most thoroughly researched. People just open their mouth and spout off the dumbest shit. I want to *HEELKICK* like 40 people, straight up.. I've gone thru great lengths this year to show everyone just how little I need them or their company.. Feel a little bit of the cold shoulder?? More than likely, that was my intent. Watch me live and breathe w/o you, please thanks..

And speeeeeeeeaking of which...! Speaking of not being able to live and breathe w/o someone...

Augh!

I'm not. I won't.

Ok, I will, but not right now.........!

You better say something before Iiiiiii doooooo! Paranoid Android that you are...

Cha cha cha... CHARMIN!

K now that I'm not making ANY sense (altho most of you have BEEN lost), I guess I'll stop.. I know you want more (narscy) but you'll just have to wait...

"I've got mooooves that you've never seen!"

I know it seems that things are really gettin' better..

In my liiife..

Ah, well.. Life is def getting more and more awesome as the months go by. I don't have tooooooooooooooo many (siiiiike) complaints about '08.. I've talked to a LOOOOOT of random ass people, kicked it in THE weirdest places.. Gotten PICKED UP @ the most random places.. Seen some Karate Kid shit @ Lesner.. Trust, def got myself a lil video.. So awkward..

It would seriously take me fucking DAYS AND DAYS to tell you what's happened in the last two months.. Even w/ Jessica helping, b/c she was def involved in most of it.. Holy buttnuts, I love/(mini-hate) my life.. It's for real this time..

Orrrrrr, is that the illusion?? I bet it is. Hooowever, I've been battling the bumps w/ more style and aplomb, sooo.. I've got the faith in me, oh yes oh yes!!

.o0(I won't abuse it. I love it. I gotcha!)

I just came to a wonderful conclusion.. I have to do this. I have to keep going, or it'll never happen. If I really want it like I say I do, and I reeeeally do, I've got to staaaay serious.. Ted Jan, I know you feel me.. You're the Voice Note guy, haha.. So really, since there's actually a plan behind this, I'm not really coming to the conclusion, I'm just stamping it, I guess.. But something that happened recently made me think about some shit..

Well, hell.

Anyway, yeah yeah, I'm writing again, like I said.. I'm going everywhere and nowhere, all @ once. Ugh. I want to throw up all over myself when I think about that book getting finished. I refuse to stop, can't let this become one of many bullshit procrastinations.. Must keep cliiiiiimbiiiiiiiing ooooooon to thuuuhhh clooooouuuuds..

Hm. I'm going to jump away from all of this reeeeeally quick..

Sarah (as in, from MA), doooooooooooo NOT give my idea away for some T-shirt bs website.. Please don't tell me it's T-shirt Hell, I may kill myself. I def, def, deeeeeefffffff would have to pump your guts fulla lead..!

LOL.

Buuut for real. LOL.

I'm ending it just like that, so pure and random.

PPS, so much for the end. Hoooooow many of you are hoping to GOD I upload w/e video it is that you're in that you really want to see on YouTube!?

Well, fuck you, haha!

I'm on my time, suckabob.



PPPS, KMK is most def NEXT WEEK. Norfolk and Richmond. No excuses, be there, orrrrrr suffer thru me and Brandi for a week straight...

It's on you, pups.

PPPPS I'M THE SMARTEST BITCH IN THE FUCKING WORLD. CONTAINMENT IS BECOMING AN ISSUE.

PPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS I KNEEEEEWWWWWWWW YA'LL WERE FUCKING... LMMMMMMMMMFAAAAAAOOOOOO I JUST LOVE ME A GOOD SCANDAL...

LMMMMMMFAO I AM DYYYYYYIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG INSIDE AND OUT, I ALWAYS KNOW, I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.

If you bet, put your money on ME!