Your predilection to predisposing yourself...

to the inevitable is completely preposterous. Why...?

It was a premonition that prematurely opened my eyes to what became the truth of the matter..

The preaxial placement of this person before me is just what the doctor ordered. It's like a diabetic patient that can't cut the sugar. You know it's bad, you know you really don't need it, you just want it.

Do you know what PRESUMPTION OF FACT means...?

: a presumption founded on a previous experience or on general knowledge of a connection between a known fact and one inferred from it :

I hope that by the grace of God, that made some sort of sense to you. The writing's on the wall, in full color and detail. I predict, however, a complete sense of "WTF"...

Oh, and when we have that moment you wanted last night, don't fail to mention that it all started w/ the paranoia over my supposed preference of her over you.

What it all boils down to is....

This Girl's Life.

Yeah, let me tell you about myyyyy fucking life right now. Horrible. The only thing good that came from tonight is the fact that the ONE person I never ever want to rely on just so happened to flake on me..

A mere two weeks after I initially let them know they were a flake..

But this has nothing to do w/ that.. Nothing @ all.

In fact, I'm not even gonna unfurl that ball of WHAT THE FUCK on you... Just sit in wonder..

But you have gooooooooooooootttttttttttttt to be fucking kidding me.. I haven't even said anything about LU going to jail about a month ago...

Guess who's coming to dinner...?? And only if by dinner, you mean 3 hots and a cot..

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DID ALL OF THAT JUST HAPPEN??? WEEEEEEE DAWGY...

That's how I know the book will be great..

CANNOT BELIEEEEEVE that bitch cop told me I wasn't smart... I was like, FOOOOOR THE RECORD, I'M DEF SMARTER THAN ALL 4 OF YOU, THANKS, INCLUDING THE DETECTIVE..

Remember, not fuckwitable...!

OMFG.. THE SHIT I GO THRU BETTER AMOUNT TO SOMETHING...

THE PEOPLE I DEAL W/ BETTER MAKE THEMSELVES RELEVANT B/C I CAN SEE THE KNOT LOOSENING W/ A LOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE, ALSO HAVING NOTHING TO DO W/ THIS, BUT STILL.. WHAT BETTER TIME???

"...But a whore in the sheets..."

Your number two tells you they're pregnant, you say?
-- LMMFAO.. BOY..


Your parents tell you they're moving to Mexico, you say?
-- Hold up, lemme grab my bag..

If you could change your eye color would you?
-- I dunno, never thought about having diff color eyes..

Ever kissed anyone on your top friends?
-- Yes.


What is the biggest secret you know about your 2nd in your top friends?
-- LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFAO... WHAT IS IT!?!? DOOOOOOOOO TELL.

Last person you told a secret to?
-- No clue. Was it really a secret tho??


Are you mad at anyone?
-- Not mad, just over them. Fully 100000000000%, sep seats on a flight to WA over them. I'm almost ready to give up Frosted FLAKES, that's how over them I am.


What are you listening to at the moment?
-- The truth of that last statement ringing in my ears.


Ever made someone cry?
-- "And I love it... YEAH!"


How was your day?
-- So far nothing has happened, lol.. However I def saw Harold & Kumar last night w/ Jess, Dino, and his boy.. MAD weak.


When was the last time you cried?
-- Don't remember, wasn't that long ago however.

Do you hate anyone?
-- I hate the version of certain people that is given to me. I'll neverrrr settle for that bullshit.


Do you enjoy Taco Bell or Del Taco?
-- Both. They enjoy clinging to my pooch.


Last phone call received?
-- Mi madre..


What are you wearing on your feet?
-- ADiDAS FLiP FLOPS THE HUBBY B0UGHT ME. <---- LOL aw.. I have on black socks and Adidas flip-flops..


What are you doing today?
-- Working, prob go kick it w/ some friends and end my night asleep @ Lesner w/ Jess, lol.. Or something else waaaayyyy random like that..

Did you hurt yourself today?
-- No. I don't hurt myself that often.


What are you doing this weekend?
-- Going to a kid's bday party @ Chuck E. Cheese on Sat!!! Fuckin' stooooked about that, haha..

Who did you last get into a big argument with?
-- THE HUSBAND ; HE ALWAYS GETS iT. <--- HA. The "Wife", but she's too much of a pussy to carry on an adult conversation. Needless to say, the papers are signed.


Are you typically a jealous person?
-- Someone thinks so, but someone doesn't know anything about anything, why would that be correct??


Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
-- Not enough.


Is it easy to annoy you?
-- The only annoyances that last w/ me are ignorance and lies.. IGNORANCE & LIES... Not a way of life, but some people carry it that way.


Are there certain things that can't be joked about, if anything?
-- And I know all of those things. Key items when you're in my business.


Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
-- I tried the other day, b/c I knew that would've been the saving grace in our friendship, but like I stated before.........


Have you ever been burnt by a weird object?
-- LMMMMMMMMMMFAO ODDLY ENOUGH... I def burned JASON'S nipple to the point of blistering last night w/ fishing wire.


If you could get back in touch with one person you've lost touch with, who would that be?
-- Lauren, 2 years ago before she became a cunt. Breaking up w/ Clutch was supposed to RELAX you, dumb ass.


Do you have unlimited texts?
-- Yes.

Ever call somebody boo?
-- Only 2 people, Nicky, and her son Canyon. Those are my boos.


Last time you had a sleepover?
-- Gmas every other weekend basically. Uuuuuuuntil now.


Think a lot before you fall asleep?
-- Yes!! OMFG!! I'm always trying to explain to people that when I pass out, it's b/c I was in heavy thought and can't stand to be talked to when I am.. So I just let it drift me out. Jess is the same way.


Did you have a good day yesterday?
-- Sure did, got off work and said what up to BJ.. Then I went and kicked it @ Jason's from like 5-9:45, which included the burning of his nips, Jessika's BRILLIANT timing, and her cooking.. Mm.. PLUUUUUUSSSSSSSS his Ma showed Jess and I her jiggly rump shakin' action, which rocked. Your mom has a donk, homie! HAHA.. Then SARUP came and drove us to Harold & Kumar @ Cinema, where we met up w/ Dino.. On the way, we were behind my bro so we honked like 32578768 times, not knowing there was a cop diiiiirectly behind us.. Def followed us up Witchduck and damn near to the theater.

Are you wearing socks?
-- Black ones w/ a lil bitty hole.


What's the last thing you ate?
-- CURRENTLY EATiNG A LiCK-A-COL0R POPSiCLE <3 <--- DEF WANT ONE, THANKS.

Last movie you watched?
-- Harold & Kumar.. Actually def passed out to Jersey Girl last night..


Do you shower facing the shower head or with your back to it?
-- Facing, ew.


Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
-- Cherry Chapstick..


How many windows are open on your computer?
-- Dos.


How many hours did you sleep last night?.
-- Enough.. Like 5-6 hours..

Is something bothering you right now?
-- You would think so, w/ the way I've been answering, but I feel fine and dandy.

Are you sarcastic?
-- That's just me. Somehow tho, everyone who claims to get that always ends up w/ a hurt pussy.


In the past week have you felt stupid?
-- I've felt like people were trying to PLAY ME for stupid, but other than that, no. Geniuses rarely do.


In the past week have you watched cartoons?
-- Uh, yeah. Case Closed! Det. Conan Edogawa!

What were you doing at 9 am this morning?
-- Takin' a piss.


Did you give anyone a dirty look today?
-- Not yet.

In the past week have you felt sad? Why?
-- I was saddened by the loss of a friendship, but if you think about it, the loss of a friendship by someone else's carelessness really isn't anything to get worked up over. If you don't give a damn, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK..


What was the last thing that made you laugh?
-- Me, duh.


Favorite animal?
-- CHEETAH. <--- Cheetahs and LIEons, lol..



Keep on climbing, you'll make it to the top someday.