For the first time ever, I sexually assaulted a SHERRIFF...

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Aaaaaask me how excited I am about Silverchair performing on the Tonight Show, & the Late Late Show... I wiiiiiill be DVRing that lol... Trrrrust me...

But anyway! Yesterday was funnnnn! At 7, me, Cindie, and Mowse went to Cinema Cafe and saw Wild Hogs. FINALLY. It's only been there for like 3 goddman months. I've been wanting to see that forever, but we always end up in something else. That shit was hilaaaaaarious... Thanks for going w/ me, guys...

After that, we scooped JJ and rolled around aimlessly until we stopped @ Fetish on the blvd. CINDIE DIDN'T HAVE HER ID THO, SOOO we continued on our path to nowwhere, which led us to Ambush, mad early might I add. Buuut JJ needed to __ ___ so I called up ___ and did the thang thang... Then, after many twists and turns on ONE STREET, ty Mowse for forgetting that ONE thing you were asked to grab, haha...

Finally, I made it back to Ambush, after 5 calls/texts asking where the fuck I was lol... I was weak, I kept sayin' like 5-10 mins b/c our locale kept changing... Shit! Not my fault, I didn't drive!

Steph, how did you take care of that poor, drunk fiance of yours??? Jay was tooooore the fuck up in that bitch.. Dancin' w/ me and Dawn, just wobblin' hahaha... I ♥ you, Jay! Hope you feel better!

And I hope YOU feel better, Mary. You foxy HOT COP ASS, you! Hahaha... Brandi and I were molesting her, b/c now she's got the most important gold star there is! Brandi held up her badge/BIG GOLD STAR in the club and was like, "How the fuck does THIS look!?" lmmfao... Very odd indeed. But I'm sooo happy she and Kurtis came, too! NOT THAT THEY STAYED OR ANYTHING (shit, not that WE ALL stayed or anything..)... It's ok, you just missed one last chance to see your boy NITRO, the Boy Wonder, aka Kevin McAllister... That nigga was on stage in all of God's glory, lookin' bout 12 than a mafaka... We were sayin' how we were waitin' for To Catch A Predator to bust all up in that bitch... I got 13 years for just looking @ this kid, straight up!

Soooooo we all left @ the same time, Brandi and I went to see T-Rav bout some thangs, and that was all she wrote! I was sooo tired, I couldn't even go back downstairs to get my phone. I had no intentions whatsoever to sleep upstairs, but damn... Way to counteract the Sparks, Brandi, lol... All I remember before passing out is DYYYYYYYYYING while Nicky's punk ass was screaming bloody murder over some goddamn ANTS on her dresser, which was def her fault lol...

OH! And we saw Ruthie there, w/ a friend! Almost forgottttt... Her hair was cute...

Anyway, yeah, I'm starving and collllllld sooooo I'm out...

<333333

Twenty bottles of beer on the beach, twenty bottles of beer!

Yep yep.. Got a case and Nicky and I headed to Lesner to meet up w/ (again, another random) Cindie, JJ, and Mowse... Awesome time tho! Scotty ended up coming out but I was a lil out of it by then..

I had a loooooot of fun last night... I love nights like that, I swearrrrr...

Mowse and I walked pretty much to the channel markers... It was still only a lil above waist high! Thank gaaaad we're not short lil mafakas like Nicky or Cindie...

I also had a good time over @ the house.. Petri was home early, Travis was still there, Josh and Steve were there, plus the awesome neighbors! And they had a friend come over! I almost forgot about all of that.. We played Asshole w/ them before we left to go to the beach. Speaking of which, def stayed in the agua for ALL of eternity, it felt like... Cot dayum...

Whaaaaateverrrrrrr... We were gonna go to Cinema tonight, but then Brandi called me w/ the Ambush idea and I'm def sold on that... Cinema can by any night, but this specific occasion only happens on Thursdays!

We can do movies all weekend. Unlike my brother, who was sentenced today to 8 weekend, w/ 2 years of suspended time. My Ma scared the FUCK outta me by telling me he got 2 years, and THEN texting me back to say that it was time suspended.

Fucker.

Well, his summer's gonna suck b/c he's got summer school all week so he can finish and get on w/ the Army shit, AND NOW, he's got weekends to boot. Fuck that, I'd be pissed, but then again he made the bed, which def is no memory foam type shit...

Ooh, I think I'm gonna end this, but no clue what note.

Dylan's on his way to say hello. Howdy is more like it...



Hoodneck ass mowfucka...

Aw, aren't we cuuuuute...

We had just got done getting ready in this pic. I didn't want to take it, but that's what spouses do I guess haha...



"See, I'm Mario Andretti on the mo-mo... Ludicrously speedy or infectious with the slow-mo..."

Sherry posted this - "bragging rights"....

1. How many concerts have you been to in your lifetime?
Hundreds. Easy.

2. Have you ever been on a tour bus?
Yezzir.

3. Have you ever gotten an autograph or picture with a celebrity?
The majority of my photos I've EVER taken are like that.

4. Have you ever been on a celebrity's top friends on MySpace?
define celebrity...I've been on several bands top friends <--- Word.

5. Have you ever gotten a MySpace message or comment from a celebrity?
all the time < " "

6. Have you ever gone somewhere with a band or musician after a show?
I LOVE this survey.. 4634 things are running thru Brandi's mind... the answer is yes, btw...

7. How many celebrities have you met?
Insane amount. Almost every concert I've ever been to, no bullshit.

8. What celebrity was the most surprising to meet?
Do religious figures count? Farrakhan and one of his daughters mad long ago.

9. What celebrity was the nicest?
Def don't want to answer this. And I'm SO jealous, Sherry. Topher Grace!?!?

10. Not so nice?
Someone's tour manager..... Who may or may not see this...

11. Do you have any celebrity's phone numbers?
Yes...

12. Do you consider yourself a groupie?
Like the answer again, Ms. SB... No. DEF not. Not even Penny Lane/mad cool style. More like Patrick Fugit's character... A male one? LOL j/k...

13. What is the farthest you've traveled for a concert?
We were gone for an entire month. That's a long ass time, in a lot of far away places... And after that, I would say AZ but I didn't go there to see OPM, I just happened to twice, lol.

14. What is your favorite venue?
Been to the NorVa 90897 times, love it, it's a home. But I miss the Abyss and the Boathouse like it ain't nothin. I went to TB way more tho. Out of state, um... I dunno, looks wise, there's too many. I typed an answer btw, but went back and deleted it.

15. What is your most prized possession from a concert?
All the thoughts going thru my mind that you could never understand.

16. Have you kept in touch with any celebrities since you've met them?
Yezzir...

17. The most scandalous thing that's ever happened at a concert?
Yes, girl... The trick-or-treats runnin' around amuse me, and my story would have to do w/ that prob, but I'm not even gonna go there...

18. Lamest concert you've ever been to?
Saliva was horrible. Mad back in the day.

19. Best concert you've ever been to?
The one I'm going to on my birthday. Silverchair.

20. Best concert memory?
I'll get back to you on that. In the meantime, flip thru *these* photo albums.....

21. The most you've ever paid for a concert ticket?
Justin Timberlake. Woo.

22. The closest you've ever been to the stage?
On it...

23. Worst concert memory?
seeing that dude die in the pit <---- Daaaaaamn... Any time I was mad sick, other than St. Pete's, FL.

24. Have you ever met anyone at a concert who you are still friends with?
Her name is Brandi... Heather... OMFG.. Prob YOU. That's why when people ask how I have this many (not even a lot) friends, and say I don't know them, I laugh...

25. One concert that you would re-live over and over?
FUCK YOU AND THIS QUESTION.



Atlanta '05. We're not even paying attention, lol. Ooh, and Jaxx...

"Never have I ever lost @ Trivial Pursuit."

Haha, I pulled that Jack @ the perfect time. Only drinkers will get that.

I was in the middle of telling Peter that I will never lose to him in that game. He seems to think otherwise. Keep in mind, I BEAT YOU @ YOUR OWN GAME. LOL...

He likes to put it on Party Favorites (Music Choice, nicca!) and have everyone try and guess the song/title/artist/year before anyone else.

Raise your hand if you knew I was going to win!!??

Yay!

The first 2-3 songs, I was caught off guard (I haaaaaate being asked ?s on the spot like that) but after that I matched him, and flew away...

TP BALLIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!! LMFAO...

So now, he wants to go on World Series Of Pop Culture w/ me and see if we win... Wouldn't that rock??? Me and Petri (gotta know him!) together would make such a hilarious episode, haha.. Aw.

*meow meow meow meow meow!*

Oh, and Lauren... I'm L-aughin' M-y F-ucking A-ss O-ff... No, I wasn't, you just thought that....

Moving right along, I don't even remember what I was gonna say, w/e... Oh, the video I'm putting on here wasn't on the game. Altho it could've. They play eeeeeeverything I would want to hear on a night like that.

God, my memory is shot tonight... I keep getting lost in 'My Life on the D-List'...

W/e, here's the video, if I remember something, I'll be back in the am....



And another one...

Of course, I must start this off by saying...

RIP to Chris Benoit and his family, no matter what the outcome of the investigation.

I used to have such a crush on that beast ass nigga... How could you not!!?? He was so... Ferocious...



Two greats, both of them gone.

*Sigh, sigh*

It's a good thing I had my RANDOM ASS 2 am swim @ Lesner Bridge to ease my mind!

Nicky, Scotty, Larry, and I decided to get up and go to Lesner, so Niiiiiiicky and I drove out there and while we waited for them (who knew), I decided we should walk in the water, just a lil bit...

Two hours later, we're all still swimming around, being jackasses, and tasting like ___. Ugh. LOL @ Scotty tho, when his nuts finally hit (ground) zero temp...

Yes, I know that was fucked up. Sue me, via MySpace even.

Anyway, I had a fuckin' BLAST even tho I wasn't diggin' my white tee floatie expose! No one seemed to care that I cared lol... It started when Scotty tried to take me down when I was like, waist deep, and I took his monkey ass w/ me!

*voicemail roar*

Only Pat Pryor would get that....

But uhh, yeah... Like I said, we had mad fun... Jokin' around, trying to kill/scare each other... I say a bunch of us get up this weekend and just meet up there, play in the agua, w/e... I'm sure someone will want alcoholic beverages so we'll see how the night ends...

PS, ya'll don't even wanna know the most asshole shit I just typed/promptly erased. Jen would appreciate the "is it too soon?" nature of it tho....

Moooooooooving right along, I am QUITE cold right now. I came here and showered/washed my hair thoroughly (fuck waitin' til the am, Nicky.. you're letting the AIDS set in), and now I'm in PJs! Woohoo!

PPS, her shampoo/conditioner smell like STRRRRRAAAAAIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT UP Play-Doh. I thought it was the S&C mixing w/ the salt water in my hair, but as I was deep conditioning, I smelled the bottle and it had the scent still. All by itself.

Weird ass scent to just randomy have. Like it's made by Johnson & Johnson or some shit....

Prob is.. Who owns Suave!!?? I dunno, w/e.. I normally use the shit Dani got me, but it's @ home....

PPPS, this is the 2nd post I've made like this, or @ least typed. Even tho I COPIED IT LIKE I ALWAYS DO, it had nooooothing to paste upon return. Fuck you, Tom.

Jackass.

I want to play in the water some more....

I really want to find the clip from the Fresh Prince ep where Viv sings 'Wade in the Water', but it's too late/early to get that detailed. Maybe later...

♥ ya....

"Steppin' to the left in Brandi's stunna fraaames..."

That's what I did on Saturday, anyway (she was SUPPOSED to come get them *tears*). I danced (part of) my ass off @ Crrrrrrrazy Charlies w/ the ladies for hours... It was soooooooooo fuckin' HOT in there, UNBELIEVABLE! Ya'll niggas chargin' a cover (not for us, durr) but it's still a hot cup of Africa in that piece!!?? Turn the A/C on... BUY ONE! LMFAO j/k there were just too many bodies swarmin... The Fire Marshall came! After that, only one person in for every one person out. Daaaaaaayum....

But oh well! Cuz I had a blast! We saw soooooo many friends, old and new, that night @ the beach... KURTIS, who I will now refer to as FROSTED FLAKE, came to see me @ Guadalajara's, but LEFT ME FOR FUCKIN' RETRO, and was prob last seen alive @ the lil short side of the bar which seems to suck us all in, convo-wise...

Angie, I woulda knocked ol' girl CLEAN the fuck out after that shit on the dancefloor, lol... Woooo! Better woman than ME!

Good golly, Miss Molly... Some dude was tryna steal me away from L Beezy on the dance floor, but I wasn't havin' it! We danced to like 30 songs haha... She was sweatin' BULLETS b/c of all that pretty blonde hair... Makes ya want a haircut, hm? And ya'll wonder why I keep cuttin' MINE. Fuuuuuck that. Summer is TOO HOT for hair..

And speaking of HAIR... DANIELLE had it on lock w/ the new & improved tressessessesssss! I extended the word for a reason ;) haha... But all of the lovely ladies were hot shit that night... OH OH OHHHH SPEAKING OF HAIR ONCE MORE... Ms. Heatha P. Lo decided to go drastic and cut her hair, but it came out so l-l-l-l-l-l-l-luffly that I can't even be mad! I love you, girl!

That was another random surprise.. I msg'd her to tell her we were @ Charlies, and to come in if she was @ the beach, and she was! And she was w/ some cool MFs! Friends and cousins alike! All of you made my evening a little brighter! Julie, girl, you're such a teeny thing, and I love you!

On another note, I'm soooo glad I didn't experience any D-R-A-M-A @ all... It was a chaotic evening, but only in fun spirits....

Woo lawdy... Did I really see THAT MANY of my friends over the weekend!!?? Did SEAN PICKENS actually get on the DANCEFLOOR!?!? Awwwwwww, shit...! He busted out the moves for and w/ me, rawrrr! Dirty dancin' all drunk and sweaty, gotta love it haha... Even in the daytime, @ the beach w/, @ the utmost randomness, Diana and Elizabeth (and their friend, who's name I can't.... Carmen? Car-something... Carlito's Way?) had me dyin' @ Chix Beach.. They got red as a bittttt before goin' out that night.. Looked good under the lights tho! All that matters.. Diana's drunken Happy Birthday dancin' was insane! Drop it like it's hoooooottttt!

GUINNY THE POOH! Thanks for driving us to Chix on Sunday.. That was also pretty fun, even tho it's the day THE SAME SEAN PICKENS broke my poor heart! Haha actually me and him had a good time yesterday.. We just kicked it and watched movies on his new tv...

Then we parked @ Make-out Point and necked for HOURS...

BWAHAHA who says that anymore!?? Fully kidding, btw.

Back to Guinny the Pooh, now! I had so much fun... So glad you came to Charlies w/ us.. Bitch, ya better go next time, too.. Which may be this Saturday....! Uh ohhhh....

Scotty, haaaaaaaaa! I already forgot what the fuck we were laughin' about @ Taco Bell, and on the way to Nicky's, but I'm sure it was hilarious... I def left my phone charger inside of a beer coozie in your truck bed tho, lol. What a random thing to store it in! I'm a dork, w/e...

THEE BERNARD!??

Yeeeeeaaahhhh sooooo... OH! Shit yeah! Brandi and I saw Even Almighty last night and we were roooollin... I was so loud, lol. Wanda Sykes was killin' it.. The whole cast, - the my-looks-NEVER-change-in-the-entire-film wife of his... And the youngest son? HORRIBLE haircut... You look like Cojo, wtf!

Whateverrrrrrrrr man... DUDE. Brohym!

My niggas!

I'm out!

But not w/o a photo!



Marina, ME, and Jessika @ Guadalajara's, before the dancin' began!

As the weekend approaches...

Sssssssssike it already here, woohoo! Can't wait to party like a BLOCKSTAR (whatchu know 'bout that?) Sat night w/ all the girlies down @ Charlies...

There's a few diff activities planned for tomorrow, that's just one of'em... Apparently there's a bday party, Scotty is opening his pool, and some other random shit... Who knows, I'm sure it'll be insanity all the way thru Mon morning... I know I'm tryna hit up Flippers tho... Get in some VB BALLIIIIIIIINNNNNN (lol@everyone annoyed by the extreme amount of letters in Brandi's shit...) @ the hoop shit w/ Benny... Whoever else wants to come, hit me up, lemme know somethin'.... It's 822-0669 and you already know I'm in the 757... Yezzirrrrrrr....

Uh, what else... No freakin' clue, really... I need to get some new t-shirts but I don't know how I'ma pull that one off... Should've gone yesterday, god dammit... Well, if we're taking Missy to G-mas today, I can do it then, it's right thurr...

Anyway, it feels awesome outside so I hope I see some of ya'll @ the oceanfront.... There's sooooo many fuckin' kids down there, it disgusts me. I forget every year, and every year I get all 'ugh' w/ it... School is out, hence all the youngins... But I DGAF w/e... Just stop WALKIN' AROUND LIKE YOU OWN SOME SHIT....

Jesus.

W/e anyway, sometime after 5 I'll be down there so again, hit me up if you're comin' out...

Right nowwww, I need to do something w/ my hair, but I couldn't even stress to you how LITTLE I GAF about that right now... Or later, prob, so don't be surprised when I show up woofin'...

PS, if you don't see me, I prob stopped by Blue Horseshoe to say what uuuuuup to Brandi - aka The Ninja - who's finally working a day @ the oceanfront....



L Beezy and B-Rent! Love'em, miss'em. Def just kicked it w/ both for a grip yesterday tho, and the day before... Better see his ass today, too! I already know I'ma see Lauren, she'll be here in like 2 and a 1/2 hours!

And Eugene has ONE MORE TIME to try and sneak attack me before I knock the curls out his head! ♥

PPS, lmmfao @ Lauren's picture perfect ass pose, as if Brent's not even in the picture/kissing her cheek. That bitch always knows when the camera is out! That's my b♥by!

OMFG, Brandy (not Brandi)....

I miss the K-Mizzy. Listening to mad Phantom Planet right now, PLUS, I saw Anthony that I used to work w/.. You know, the white-ish one.. Italian? Some shit...

Anyway, I saw him @ Pembroke earlier, before I text you, actually. Hm, wonder why I didn't mention that...

I also saw my slow ass, late ass brother. Goddamn, nigga. Take another 5 fucking minutes, NO RUSH!!! LOL

I ♥ him, but cot dayum I was tired of waiting for him.

PS, ONE MORE TYPO PLEASE THANKS AND DEF FUCKED UP ON TYPO :||||||||||||||||||||



Aaaaand now it's Silverchair, so I must depart. Plus, I can't type for SHIT right now.......

PPS, love ya Brent, and everyone I saw over @ his house... Yeah, Adam.. Got them digits on the SNEAK TIP! Haha...

A survey, and a blog. It's a snausage-in-training.

Soooooooo, last night, Lauren and I got up w/ a few of the beach crew girlies and walked the strip for a lil bit... Saw a few friends, like Rob, Dirty, Brandon, aaaaaaand DESTROYING JOHN BOLSHEVIC!!! LOL... It was interesting, watching the noise po-po tell them over and over that it was too loud... No! No it wasn't!

Why are we so afraid of noise in VB??? We have JETS FLYING OVERHEAD 24/7, but we can't have our music up on the strip??? Not even in the daytime!? How bout we only blast music during the jet flying, hm? Then you won't even be able to FUCKING HEAR IT, ty... Such stupid laws. Did you out-of-towners know that it's illegal to cuss @ the Virginia Beach oceanfront!? Yes... You can get a ticket! How dumb is that? Freedom of speech. I dare a cop to tell ME to stfu... It's all over from there...

And they're trying to move the bars off the strip, too.. WHY!?!? What part of COMMERCE don't you understand?!? They'd prob put a bunch of restaurants w/ bars in them in their place... As if we wouldn't be all up in them bitches... Locals have nothing to do @ the strip but walk, drive, and/or drink... Leave us alone!

Altho I'm sure that shooting last night doesn't help my case any....

[Last years bday cake]



Did you listen to New Kids on the Block?
RANDOMLY, I def changed my song to NKOTB this morning...

Did you ever own a slap bracelet?
Uh duh

The Babysitter's Club or Sweet Valley High?
Both, and I remember the theme songs to both tv shows, too... Say hello to your friends, BABYSITTERS CLUB! Say hello to the peeeeeeeeeeople who care! Haha...

Salute Your Shorts or Hey Dude?
Salute Your Shorts by FAR....

Kids Incorporated or The Mickey Mouse Club?
Whoa whoa whoa.... Don't just spring shit like this on me... I'm gonna say MMC, of course... I have a MMC clip on my page! I did love Kids Inc tho... Kiiiiiids Incoooorpooorated.. K-I-D-S!

Did you want Dylan to end up w/ Brenda or Kelly?
Brenda tried to play the victim but you know her slick ass was 'bout it 'bout it when it came to Dylan.. She woulda wore Kelly out...

Who was ALF?
The ugliest nigga on tv...

Do you remember the show Dinosaurs?
Yeah, I used to have it on tape and my bro/sis and I used to watch it almost every night...

Do/did you know the words to the Fresh Prince theme song?
Who doesn't!? You don't get ghetto passes for that, b/c every white person knows it...

Kimmie Gibler or Urkel?
Kimmie, @ this point in my life... I am SOOOOOOOOOO tired of Family Matters... I haven't voluntarily watched an ep since 1999. Lauren is the only one I know that makes me suffer thru it...

Blossom or Clarissa Explains It All?
DAMMIT. Not again. Blossom tho, fa sho...

Did you have a crush on JTT?
To say the VERY least... I had 1000 posters of him... Still would, if my storage shed thing hadn't gone down...

Bobby Brown or Tevin Campbell?
Bobby is an OG, but Tevin was my lil nigga for a minute there...

Step By Step or Full House?
Two more shows I refuse to watch. Too many reruns. I would vomit.

Did you listen to Milli Vanilli?
Yeah, can't even lie...

Mr. Rogers or Reading Rainbow?
Take a look.. It's in a book... It's reading raaaaaaainbooooow! But on the real, Mr. Rogers. Too OG.

Did you own a Glo Worm?
Of course...

Paula Abdul: better now or then?
Then, bitch is loose in the head now...

Wild 'n' Crazy Kids or Double Dare?
Awww, sooky sooky now... WnCK was so hot back then, but everybody wanted to go on DD...

Remember Legends of the Hidden Temple?
Not too much of a fan...

The Mighty Ducks or The Little Giants?
GIANTS! GIANTS! HELP US GOD! I can recite that entire movie, pretty much... Mm... Devon Sawa... Now, not then, but then when I was a kid lol....

Did you watch Saved By The Bell?
Duh. I used to live for that shat...

Who was hotter: Zack or Slater / Kelly or Jessie?
Zack, he had a celly even back then... Aaand I'm gonna say Kelly.. T-A T is still hotter to this day...

Have you seen the movie Lucas?
Lucaplacia! Don't even know if I spelled that right... But that was my movie back in the day...

Labrynth or Never Ending Story?
Hm.. I'ma have to get back to you on that one...

Camp Nowhere or House Arrest?
Hm.. CN had Andrew Keegan and Jonathan Jackson, but House Arrest is my SHIT... "You owe me a QUARTER!"

Did you own a pair of Reebok Pumps?
Yezzir...

Carebears or Smurfs?
Care Bears... Maybe.. Part II. The Dark Heart jank...

Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake?
I had an entire room of both @ diff times...

Did you watch Miami Vice?
Yep.. That's where I developed my love for cocaine and loafers...

Did you own a pair of Jelly Shoes?
THOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS of them, each of them w/ tears on the sides of your feet... GOD. Annoying ass shoes. Esp when you were sweating...

Did you own a Trapper Keeper?
Fave one being the one I had in 5th.. It said "I don't have my homework cuz my dog ate my brain." Some shit like that...

Atari or Nintendo?
Nintendo, get @ me...

Caboodle?
Negative.

"Sometimes when I'm awaaaaaaaake..."

"I can't tell if I'm still dreeeeeeeamiiiiiiiiiinnnnnggggg... There's so much here @ staaaaaaaake, when every moment is just fleeeeeetiiiiiiiiiiing...."

OMFG. Hello, LiveJournal. Lauren was looking thru my old LJ entries earlier, which had ME looking thru them, of course. And what did I find!? About 4875870987 311 ref's, lol. And that was just like 3 months worth. Right now, I'm listening to 311 - Still Dreaming. This song used to drive me insaaaaaaaaaaane w/ happiness. I only use the past-tense b/c I didn't have it anymore, buuuuuuuuut now I do, so of course, I'm jammin...

Hardcore. No, not emo-style, Ashley! Don't cut yourself on my behalf! LOL

Btw, I love how 'lol's can be cut loose. You don't need a period, etc... It can just float freely in the air... LOL

See? I did it again lol.

Anyway, I am officially refusing to listen to anything other than the cds I just made. My soul needs 311 right now! It's hurtin', baby!

It also needs to blog. What about? THIS WEEKEND! Cue the music!

Now I don't even know what I was... Ohhh.. So uhh, Lauren, Sarah (Civic SI, not Sarup), Grace, and I went to see the Aqua Teen movie (finally) @ Cinema Cafe. Wow. Ask me how much of it I actually remember. I was fuuuuucked up Fri night... Was it even Fri? It may have been Sat.. Who knows!? Not I, said the fly. Everyone invited should've come. Bitches. Oh well, you missed a good time. I was apparently "so cute and lost"... If you say so! Haha...

I've spent a good amount of time in Derby Run lately, kickin' w/ the booooyyyyysssss.... Dorks. All of'em. Brandi, get your bros in check!

Speaking of which, omfg... B-Ran Dizzle, you deeeef called during my momentary loss of all functioning. I was noddin' like a heroin addict. SORRY! Love ya! But damn bitch, COULDA CALLED THE NEXT DAY, HM!? Got mafakas on a manhunt.. Went to the strip on the jic, even tho you're never down there, - work. Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch. I ♥ you. August is two months away. See my new headline!? Uh-huh....

K sorry back to the blog... After the movie I woke up in front of Grace & Craig's (just Grace tho) house, not knowing wtf I was @ all... Everytime I woke up, Lauren was like, "We're here.."

Where the fuck is here???

Like 3 or 4 times, that shit happened. I'm still a lil unsure about all of that. This bitch prob went and swapped our brains out.

*turns on T-Pain* Aaaaand nope, still me, still want to vomit! Haha ♥ you, girl! It's not your fault, blame it on the radio!

Uhhh what else... Hm, maybe I should've posted that night. I'm feelin' reeeeeeal foggy about certain things...

ANGEL WAS THERE! Holy smokes, just remembered THAT tasty tid-bit....

Fuck, it is FREEZING in here... I gotta go.. Is there a penguin in this mafaka, on life support!??! Cooooot dayum.....

Speaking of goddamn....

http://www.outlook-mag.com/News/tabid/55/newsid377/1265/Real-World-Regular-Coral-Happy-Exploring-Her-Lesbian-Qualities/Default.aspx

Long ass link... You don't even have to read it, half the fuckin' story is in that bitch....

"I'm holdin' you by the hand..."

"More like the nape of your neck..."

Yay for me. I'm currently getting re-aquainted w/ a more garage-feeling sound... Listening to The Gossip, Phantom Planet (self-titled.. a fave), etc etc... Feels yummy in my tummy...!

As retarded as this sounds, it def makes me feel 21 again. That age seems like it was eons ago, and it deeeef wasn't. Now, the mental capacity @ the time was smaller than it is now, b/c I of course, have grown and learned a thing or two, even after assuming I knew it all. Now I know I do, lol j/k...

Aw, I miss this song... Phantom Planet - Badd Business... There's plenty of old LJ entries where I'm talking about this cd... Soooooo good...

Hm it's almost 6:30am.. Time for me to go back to bed, hm!? Well, in a few....

Still got a few more songs to listen to... The main reason why I pretty much stopped sleeping b/t age 14-24, which is now. Ten years of restless nights, not wanting to fall asleep b/c of music. I've always listened to it, durr, but it became a lil more important after age 12, reaching critical mass @ 14... A decade of dire needs.

Mm.

What I don't get is, how is that funny!?

"That" being everyone's disgust w/ reading. I've noticed on a lot of people's MySpaces, and just talking to them in person, that NO ONE likes to read anymore. Or do anything remotely close to academic. I know I can't talk, seeing as how I should've been done w/ college by now, but I also haven't let my brain come to naught.

I've seen people crack up in my face b/c I asked them if they read, whether it be books or news. Why would you want me to know that you have ZERO interest in learning anymore? Don't tell me that. It just makes me hesitant to even break out the big words around you, n/m having a long, detailed conversation about something not universally known.

I really don't get it...?

I'm no professor, not even close. And I've deeeeeeeef had MANY of pointless convos, but sometimes it would be nice to have someone to flex the mind w/... Not saying I have no smart friends, but those aren't the ones I'm always around, lol. Which, I know, makes me a LEEEETTLE bit stupid for letting that be what it is. Yeah, yeah. Dumb = funny, right?

Actually no, b/c ya'll know how I react to blatant ignorance. THAT will neeeever be funny to me.

Take Brandi for instance... She's stepped up her knowledge of politics and now when we're on the road, if it happens to come up, I know that we can give and take the entire time, and not just one of us listening. I don't want someone to just listen to me spew facts, I want you to say something back!

AUGH!



In case you're wondering where this came from, I was talking to this girl @ Jonesy's house last night, and we were talking about lack of memory, etc, and she said that she keeps her brain stimulated by reading every day, doing crossword puzzles, etc. Like me! Something so simple. My brother used to HATE reading until like 3 years ago when he stumbled upon the 'Cirque du Freak' book series. He's read every single book. They may be the ONLY books he reads, but @ least he's reading. There are words in his vocab that I'm sure weren't there prior to that.

Maybe I'm just a nerd, and I should just let it go. I can't win'em all. I WON'T. I know it. It's just....



Yeah, that's it. For a SELECT FEW (meaning, only one or two, not 13 or 14) of you... It's this;



For me, it's a trip to a person who may be the only one able to help;



YES! A THERAPIST! If I'm lucky, they will not only be smart, they'll actually give a fuck about what I'm saying.

Unlike you.

As a PS, this also goes out to those who replace words w/ swearing in heated arguments. I've touched on this before. I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss, but I most definitely do NOT say "You're a goddamn fucking liar", or anything else along those retarded ass lines. What kind of argument are you making? None, @ that point. I've already tuned you out, and I'm thinking about how bad I want you to STFU. You don't sound even the slightest bit smarter, and I just want you to know that.

From the ♥,

Lisa R. Williams.

Tabloids/Yahoo! = retardation...

I just read this about Justin's new video;

"In his new video "LoveStoned," Justin describes a hot girl he's into. Could he mean Jessica Biel?"

Orrrrr, could he have recorded that while still w/ Cameron, bit??? At least TRY to make some shit up that makes sense... This is the shit that makes people ask me stupid questions, or even worse, try an convince me that it's TRUE.

As if they could stump me, esp JT related hahaha.....

Mm...



And before you ask, even tho Jen already has, YES, I do think the new video is waaack as a bitch....

Yeah, I said it!

Ooh, LILY... Makes up for errrythang... Maybe even war.

Sike.

But the MSG HBO special, that's another story....

"He is I, and I am him..."

"Jigga, Jigga, that nigga Jigga..."

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo I spent pretty much the ENTIRE DAY in the sun @ Chix Beach... Luckily, I'm not a single degree darker than the day before. It wasn't really that hot out, it just wasn't cold, either. Even had an awesome lil breeze! Woohoo!

It was such an awesome day, I wish ya'll could've been there. There was like, 15 of us just straight kickin' it w/ buds, beer, and music, courtesy of my phone radio lol. And it was country music, @ that. Majority voting did NOT take place. What DID take place is it's MY phone, and MY mistress that wanted to hear it, haha...

At my most fucked up stage, I was on the phone w/ Benny, LOUD AS ALL HELL, but the waves stole my sound, so it's ok. At one point, for like 45 mins actually, I was on straight TOURIST mode, in the water while using my headset to talk... How cool, hm? W/e!

Ugh, entirely too happy w/ the group of people that turned out... Can't believe JACQUIE was there! Awesome! Way to rock it out w/ the rum & cokes, sweet lady! LOL... OMFG...

Scooter (NO, NOT SCOTT, JOSH) was running towards me @ full speed in the water's edge and then he just COLLAPSED SOOOO HARDCORE face down into the water.

I

FUCKING

DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEED.

Like, this post may be via-Sixth Sense b/c I think I had heart failure. I laughed for like 23 minutes. Mad specific. OMFG. I'm dying now just thinking of his face when he realized it was inevitable... Bwahahaha.......

Ok I just stopped for a lil bit to keep laughing... I wish I had that entire day on tape! It was so fucking FUN! I spent a lot of time in the water just bullshittin' around, trying to keep my very white tee very NON-see thru... Sorry, T-Rav... I don't ♥ you THAT much. There WERE other people there, lol.

PS, holy shit, JMT... W/e you're doing, it smells like STRAIGHT Jager... WTF...

Anyway, Jessica, thanks for introducing me to that new Pringles flavor, lmfao... Chronic as fuck, FTR... LOL Jess @ "This stays b/t us, right?" HAHAHAHA... It does, but not the fact that you said it.

Nicky... Don't get lippy. How you gon' get mad b/c Lauren asked you to carry ONE CHAIR, meanwhile, she didn't even drink and picked up like 94% of the beer cans w/ us??? I ♥ your lil drunk ass...

OH MY GOD, I had THE BESTEST BURGER I'VE HAD SINCE DANI & J'S HOUSE YESTERDAY... MMMMM... How fat did THAT sound!? I DGAF, Dylan, you hooked it up. Grillmaster Indeed. Or maybe I was just really hungry and it tasted THAT much better. I was already slightly gone when I got it, so probably...

I, Lisa R. Williams, would like to retract the former statement.

Moving right along! I am fucking FREEZING. I have the nose burn and all. How was I on the beach all day yesterday, now I'm bout to ice skate and shit... WTF, Virginia... STOP IT! JUST STOP!

K I gotta put my laundry in the dryer, etc etc, so I'm ending this now. We took mad pics but Jacquie has them, so I'll put them up when I get'em...

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Fun times @ the beach today....

After spending this afternoon w/ Dylan, Lauren and I went to the beach to meet up w/ Larry, Scotty, Stevo, Sam (Larry's bro), and his g/f... THE THREE PROCRASTINATING AMIGOS TOOK 5 FUCKING HOURS TO GET THERE, BUT IT'S OK... I still ♥ all of them....

Lauren and I cruised the beach for a lil while, stopped to pee pee @ Blue Horseshoe, then walked around... Finally, the jackasses got up w/ us, and we went to Flipper McCoy's...

As a PS, I def hate saying the whole name, but not everyone has a Flip's.... It's an arcade btw...

Anyway, Stefan got there while I was playing that wack ass game 2 games down from the bball hoops and scared the shit outta me. Not the one w/ the old man, before that! LOL... And I deeeeef rocked some bball. Felt good to shoot... Maybe I should go to the court and play around a lil.. Gotta get better "support" before all THAT goes down tho. Playing air hockey w/ Scotty, I def had some Janet-Justin moments goin' on... Not that I had on a low-cut shirt, but underneath, I was having my own wardrobe malfunctions! To Stevo's complete happiness.. Lil freak..

Also saw my Jessica when she was @ work.. Her, and J/ay.. In a lil bit, me, Jess, and Nicky are supposed to be heading to Wally World... Fun fun! I'm sure we'll end up getting kicked out... I'm too much of an asshole, and people love to be dicks in that bitch.

W/e, I feel good, my back doesn't hurt as much as usual... I've been walking a lot more, like I used to. Ty, Griffy-Poo, for the insoles... Makes my stride a lot better! Haha...

Um.. Um... Ty, Bill, for the free parking! BH all day, baby!

OH! I almost forgot you, Marina! I saw her earlier when she was @ work. Can't say I ALMOST forgot b/c I def meant to call her. Got a lil wrapped up in games, I guess. I really only played the wack game, bball, Skee-Ball, and air hockey. We gave all our tickets to random, but suuuuuper happy kids... This one lady (tourist maybe) didn't even know what they were for. I was like, wtf... How gay was YOUR childhood when you don't know what to do w/ ARCADE TICKETS.....

Iiiii dunno... My back hurts more now that I said it doesn't, so it's time to Vic it up and relax a lil...

Love you guys.. OH MY GOD... I ♥ you, Rob & my lovey love, Kidd... Forgot I stopped @ Retro after the arcade. It's only next door, for the non-locals...

K well Jessica just got home from work sooooo I'm gonna go and ease my pain another way!

Goodbyyyyyye, my ♥s....!



Don't forget... 8/13/07 @ the NorVa! Owwwww!!!

DOOOON'T STOP... BE-LIEEEEEEEVIN....

Haha, I was jaaaaammin' to some Journey in the car w/ Dylan.. GH cd, @ that... Oh yeah...

We went to NC to get his fishing equipment (haha his hoodneck ass) and lift our spirits a lil.. Good times, good times... He def bucked on his ma's chicken tender thingies which OMFG mine are deeeeeeef cooking sooooooo.........

Ugh, leave it to Justin FUCKING White (SHOULD be his real name) to set my temp too low... RETARD.

Anyway, I'm feelin' like a good read so I'ma go head and fufill that destiny.

Or maybe watch the Brian Reegan special from Sunday that I MISSED part of....

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PS Mr. Hot Fiya most deeeeefinitely sang some NKOTB w/ me, and didn't say anything when Whitney Houston - How Will I Know was on.... Mhm.....



Like I said... Good times....

"You can stand under my umbr-" "BRANDI STFU ALREADY!"

Brandi aka The Ninja is OBSESSED w/ that song, and is in complete and utter denial... OH MY GOD.

But that's not what this is about. This is about Busch Gardens, and my tourist ass neckpass thingy.... I look SO out of place.. I have my ID in my FUN PASS CLEAR PLASTIC HOLDER.... Along w/ the fun pass... AROUND MY NECK.. Walking into the old Cavalier like it hasn't been in VB forever.... Brandi and I were dying earlier... Jesus lawd...

PS, the serious lack of cool in that is lost on anyone that doesn't live @ the beach haha.... W/e....

I am so incapable of finishing this thing.... I am ready to pass out... Not b/c of BG tho... My legs feel diesel as fuck. Fuckin' tree limbs...

K I am ooooooooooout omfg Brandi, get that pic we took online ASAP, tyyyyyyyyy.......

PPS, I just A. almost left out the 2nd P, B. just forgot what I was gonna say, which is why I went back and did the A. Why am I rhyming!? Under Myspace umbrellas-ella-ella-aaaa.....

LMMMFAO straaaaaaight geek mode, gotta go!

PPPS, we def ran into friends there... Roger & Jimmy, what uuup! lol... I KNEW that was fuckin' Roger, Brandi.. JESUS hahaha...

I can't believe I can even type right now. Out of my miiiiiiiiiind to be sitting up straight...

Btw, Lauren, I got your GODDAMN BIKINI & TOWEL. STFU NOW, LMFAO...

I'm gonna let you sweat that out all day. You won't see this until after you get off work. Bwahaha... No, I'm gonna avoid you, and you're gonna come here on your lunch break. SO cruel. Love it!

Goodnight, fuckers. OMFG. This makes NO sense, yet I'm so deadset on having no spelling typos.

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PPPPS, deeeeeeef rocked the German food... Geeeeet the fuck outta here w/ that chicken. Yum. Aaaaand I def want to hang everyone who won a Mario/Luigi/Wario (esp) plush. "Your mother's a WHORE."



PLEASE go to Properties and read the title of that pic... I am toooo weak, and you prob know why if you're LAUREN, BRANDI, or DEZ lol...

What a weekend! Already!

Last night was fun! As fuck! Kicked it w/ Brett & Rachel for a grip... Spirits were lifted! I was WILD'N OUT like a mafaka in Wawa... Dancin' thru the aisles... Don't let me do that again, Brett, damn!

Stopped in Retro for a lil bit, drank a lil bit w/ some home slices......... Didn't know ROB was working the door. Nigga, keep in better touch. Not that I don't see you every week @ the oceanfront, but uhh..... KIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD... My boo, he was there too.. Aw...

This bulletin is so random and akward, btw... Isn't it?

Ate some of Rachel's pasta thingy @ Abbey Road... Had a weird tang to it, but it was kinda chronic on the sneak tip... Maybe if I had mad parmesian???

Tonight will be interesting.. BBQ @ Clutch's, the REMEMBERANCE.

Seeing who's claws come out first........ JUST KIDDING.

Love ya'll. Hope to see you this weekend, even if you don't live in Virginia! LOL

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PS, HELLOOOOOO AGAIN to all the people (ones I know) that I ran into @ an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (don't even want to admit we went out there) last night...

THAT was a lil awkward. Well, more for Lauren and someone else, hahaha.....

DGAF!

K well Brandi and Griff are on their way. Gotta get ready!

"I'm a movement by myself...."

"But I'm a force when we're together...."

Really? Cuz there's a few of you that are irritating me. Why is it that I had to get bitched out erry day for being somewhere where EVERYONE KNEW WHERE I WAS, AND DEF COULD'VE VISITED, THANKS SO STFU, but leeeeet me be like, "Hey, let's hang" etc etc and I get the brush-off? Ya'll some cold bitches.

I came to hang, yes, but damn, it doesn't seem to matter. It shouldn't be me seeing you when you're not w/ a guy, the GUY should be the one on the backburner.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat-ever.

If it applies, it applies. Why say sorry to you when you apparently only GAF when it's cool, right?

I make me better.

In parting, I will say that this is semi-unfair. The person I just spoke on the phone w/, she does make me better. We make each other better.

But the rest of you bitches, kick rocks.

Fa sho.

If I'm here for your amusement, then it's about to be a GRIM fuckin' life....

[EDIT] Not that I'm surprised... The track records say it all.......

And this ALSO APPLIES to certain MALES. Don't be my friend Mon-Thurs, bitch.

SILVERCHAIR ANNOUNCE NORTH AMERICAN DATES

[OMFG. The DC show is ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY. GET THE FUCK OUT. SO, THE CD AAAAAAND THE CONCERT ARE ON MY BDAY!? FEEL FREE TO KILL ME ON JULY 25TH, THANKS. SORRY BRAD RENFRO, BUT I GOTTA GO.]

SILVERCHAIR ANNOUNCE NORTH AMERICAN DATES OF 'YOUNG MODERN' WORLD TOUR



Silverchair has announced their first full North American tour since 1999. The dates will be in support of the band's new album Young Modern which will street on July 24 in the US and Canada on Eleven: a music company through Warner Music Group's Independent Label Group.

In spite of the band's long leave of absence they recently sold out some New York, Los Angeles and Toronto shows within minutes. This phenomenal response drew a full page feature in the LA Times Calendar section and lead the LA Weekly to declare that "Silverchair have burrowed into a 'career band niche' … thriving on quality songwriting and authentic delivery".

Since exploding to prominence in the mid-90's Silverchair has morphed into a much more melodic and idiosyncratic band than they were as teenagers. They are currently riding the crest of a wave in Australia with Young Modern becoming the fastest selling and most critically acclaimed album of their career to date. It was certified double platinum in their homeland after just one month.

Young Modern sees Silverchair pushing their collective envelope by combining an eclectic mix of pop sensibilities and melodic indie rock with some epic orchestral flourished by legendary Beach Boys collaborator Van Dyke Parks.

Dates for the North American leg of the Young Modern world tour will be as follows:

Friday, 13th July - San Diego, CA - House of Blues Tickets on sale June 8th
Saturday 14th July - Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern Tickets on sale June 9th
Sunday, 15th July - Anaheim, CA - House of Blues Tickets on sale June 8th
Tuesday, 17th July - San Francisco, CA - The Independent Tickets on sale June 10th
Thursday, 19th July - Portland, OR - Aladdin Theatre Tickets on sale June 8th
Friday, 20th July - Seattle, WA – Showbox Tickets on sale June 8th
Saturday, 21st July - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom Tickets on sale June 15th
Monday, 23rd July - Atlanta, GA - Roxy Theatre Tickets on sale June 16th
Tuesday 24th July - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club Tickets on sale June 14th
Friday, 27th July - New York, NY - Roseland Ballroom Tickets on sale June 15th
Saturday, 28th July - Philadelphia, PA - Fillmore at the TLA Tickets on sale June 15th
Monday, 30th July - Montreal, QC - Le Spectrum Tickets on sale June 7th
Wednesday, 1st August - Toronto, ON - Phoenix Tickets on sale June 14th
Saturday, 4th August - Chicago, IL – Lollapalooza Tickets on sale NOW
Sunday, 5th August - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue Tickets on sale June 16th

In addition to their own headline tour Silverchair will also make a mainstage appearance at the 30,000-capacity Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago on 4th August alongside Arcade Fire, Bright Eyes and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.

Quite frankly, the facts speak for themselves.

Young Modern is Silverchair's fifth consecutive #1 Album in Australia. They've had more number 1 albums in their homeland than any other Aussie band in history (Midnight Oil had four, INXS and AC/DC had three). Rolling Stone magazine has called their new album a "towering triumph" and the lead track Straight Lines spent four weeks at #1 making it Silverchair's biggest hit since their breakthrough single Tomorrow back in 1995.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

RE-DOING MY MYSPACE MADE ME FORGET AAAALLLLLLLL ABOUT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS, MEANING I, LISA R. WILLIAMS, MISSED RED CARPET MOMENTS....

I HATE MYSELF RIGHT NOW....

OMFG....

Ya'll knowwwwwww how I am w/ that shit....... AND, I missed most of the beginning... Thank GOD MTV replays the fuck outta these things.... But, I'm gettin' up w/ OMFG SHIIIIAAAAAAND I'm back.....

Anyway, getting up w/ Brandi apparently, + Nicky is 'sposed to be coming over....

Jesus... You should've seen me drop off the couch/crawl on my knees to the remote and try to find MTV. They have that Verizon FiOS shit here, and the channels are all diff from reg cable.

I could've fainted.

Seriously.
♥
PS, Bryn, I will NOT be centering ALL of my shit, just some... You haven't fully gotten me yet! LOL
PPS, yes, I know this whole thing makes NO sense, but not all of you know me like, say, JEN/BRANDI/LAUREN/JESSICA/LARRY and know that I am a complete pop culture whore. I even have a Best Week Ever widget on this bitch! I ♥ it!
Aaaand I also love JT in Alpha Dog....
Aw, Jaden Smith! He is TOO fuckin' cute...