"I'm your prescription, I'm your physician..."

"I am your addiction..."

AAAAAAAAAND if you're as addicted to my blogs as you saaaaaaaaaay you are, you'll do me a little favor and go to my blog, then hit SUBSCRIIIIIBE.

Obv = all the I's, obv. It's on the left, fuckos, just do it. I don't care if you read the BULLETINS (MURRR) just want you all to be noted, k??

Jeeeeeeez, so many of you (that I msg'd) responded w/ "BUT I ALREADY READ YOUR BLOG!"

Ack! (no Cathy)

Now you know what I meant. Texting you all back about that, individually no less, was mad annoying so now you fucking owe me, bitches.



Eventually I'll get around to the old ball and chain, making a graphic banner or something to make it that much easier. But for now, do the legwork and stfu please thanks.

Ahhh hahahaha....!

I'm so weak right now.. I'm talking to Jen via msg/comment.. We both obsess in pretty much the same way over the same type of shit.. Guys being number one, esssssssp if they're famous..

We were talking about her current obsession, whom she has felace'd (lmfao!)
and she sent me a bunch of pics.. She thinks he may be a bromosexual, however that always seems to add to the appeal w/ us. Anyway, one of dude's boys looks straaaaaaaight like Daniel Johns, only like 34/bigger frame, so I start in on him/James Franco in Pineapple Express and she's like, "No wonder you think he's hot you love fags too."

My response?

"Of course.. We all know my main man coulda passed for a girl for like 93% of his career.. I dgaf tho, DJ could be caught fucking Lance Bass and I would still crip walk barefoot on a bag of AIDS blood laid across a sheet of glass set on top of a bunch of bricks for him...

IIIIIIIIIIIIF. HEEEEEEE. ASKED ME TOOOOOOO..."

Truuuuuuuuuuuue dat.

"I am the cus-to-mer...

"and the customer is aaalways riiiiggghhhtttt..."

I don't know wtf cartoon is on in the other room @ Jason's house, buuuuuut that's the song they're singing and that shit is fucking PERFECT for how I feel about the whole damn thing. That is now my favourite saying in the whole wide world.

YOOOOOOUUUUUUU HAAAAAAAAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME... YA'LL GON' DO ME LIKE THAT??

Your very little friend just enlightened me to the fact that you call yourself being mad @ me for something I apparently am planning to do.. Ha..

*THOUSAND COUGHS FOR A CLEARER THROAT*

LMMMMMMMMFAO..

Fuuuuuuuuck you, wtf are you kidding me!? I can clearly recall saying that it would be fucking hilarious, HOWEVER, let's just talk about the fact that EVERYONE YOU HANG OUT W/ reeeeeeeeally thinks it would be funny.. Just the other day, someone said it to me @ random... I personally dgaf, have you heard about my recent activities?? A bitch been chillin.. So for you to think of yourself in that extreme importance of my life is just plain absurd. I don't need anyone I hang out w/. I truly believe in a calmer world where life is a spectator sport.. Everyone wants to throw Jess into the pot, however we chill in a supremely dif way where contact/acknowledgement are optional. Just stfu sometimes, okay??

Chiiiiiillllll.

The only thing I absolutely neeeeeed is music. I can talk to my cot damn self, it's better conversation most times..

Aaaaaalso.. Do you honestly believe I wouldn't have done it if I REALLY wanted to??

You're sick in the head, son.

Right now, you remind me of one of my best/worst friends in the world.. That one shining quality born of extreme arrogance.

But I love you both. Fucking pricks that you are.

*Sigh, sigh*

My, my... Could it be??

Am I uploading videos?? Why, yes I am!

I wish I had footage of Clay Aiken's mom crying when he came out to her, which apparently took place 4 years ago when his bro was sent to Iraq.. I would've lost my shit.. I don't see HOW his fans/mother didn't see THAT one coming.. The world has been ranting about that since his first appearance on AI, sooooo... Now, all we need is Ricky Martin to get to it.. Rawrrr baby let it all out!

I'm stoked that Lindsay Lohan admitted to her relationship w/ Samantha Ronson, btw.. Another durr to that, but still.. She's not saying she's gay, just that she's in a relationship w/ another female. Word.. Hot business! The entertainment industry is getting mad comfy w/i themselves apparently, b/c everyone seems to be shouting their gayness from the heavens lately.. W/e, just make better movies...

Movies...videos... THE POINT OF THIS BLOG! To be honest, folks, I've been "productive" but noooot nearly as much as you prob think.. Online, that is.. I do write in my notebook etc but I'm talking about all the shit I've started on the computer/internet.. I'm trying not to be laaaaaaaaazy lazy, and I feel like I am.. I need more walking, more productivity.. More everything, less of w/e it is going on now.

My fmaily life is looking kinda up.. Yeah, Lu's in jail, but we are getting some things taken care of.. I like that. A lot. Aaaaaand I keep finding random motivation to do things, don't know what that's all about but it's not exactly a bad thing. I have a few pre-cursors to my goals, little things that have to be done and out of the way first, so that's what's going on now, I guess. I can't make everything fit into one or two categories of importance, gotta address them all w/ their own importance or I'll just let it all crumble. Can't have any of that, or I'll never be done.

It's sooo fucking frustrating, ya'll, I wish you knew. I want to jab my eyes w/ my favourite ink pen and be done w/ it. No help needed on that one, btw, so don't try and volunteer to do it for me.. I'm good, thanks! Just need a boatload of money and Brent's all-black beach cruiser.

Random, I know....



Oh, and btw.. I had like 6 vids almost completed and as SOON as Morgan showed up, the internet went all wacko on me.. Back to square one, which obv = Ground Zero.

I love you, SB!! Hooooold myyyyyy haaaaaand!!

My Sarupy goodness, what EVER will we do w/ ourselves?? Curveball after curveball, eh?? The shit is ridicunuts..

And to top all of the gooey goodness off, Lu got sentenced to 120 days, 110 suspended, last week.. He's only got like 6 or 7 days left, and then he'll be back on the streets, running around as selfishly as he has been for the last, oh, forever maybe?? Thanks Ma. The gift of life that keeps on giving (sike).

This is why I'm pro-choice.

WHICH makes me ANTI-SARAH PALIN, LET ME STRESS THAT ONE SOME MORE...

That's not the only reason, you know my ass has done all the research possible. That's just the one I chose to list just then, as it fits into my rant..

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

OMFG.. SHAY... I'm sorry! Tomorrow I will have to swing thru and get the ball rollin' on this janky jank. Hi-laaaaaaaaarious.

Btw, loved Bill Clinton on The View this am.. So smart, so charming... So silver fox-y!

Wheeeeeeeeere were we.....

Oh.. The part where I still have like 20 vids to put up, perhaps?? I totally could've done it over this past weekend, but I didn't have anything w/ me I would've needed, so... My baaaad..

Oh well.. If it's that important, record your own videos, haha.. I've got a lot of shit on my plate, including a serious change of priorities.. The end result of the plan is the same as the former, soooo why not just do what's quicker?? I'm running out of time here.. I'm almost __.

Ha, the number isn't 30, just so ya know.. That's not the death threat age to me, not in this case anyway.. It's the age I plan to be when I kill myself, lmmfao. If I let it all fall by the wayside, I will be ghoooooooost. Woooooooooooo!

Hm.. I dunno.. Lots of weak shit happened recently, like Clutch having to lay his bike down w/i the first week of having it b/c he/that dude are jackasses. Yeah, yeah, I know.. Bike accidents are serious/scary.. W/e.. He's alive.. And it's CLUTCH.. Anything horrible happening to him is always funny, b/c the dumbest shit happens to him. I have footage of him and Amber talking about it in the truck otw home.. Well, right before we left the scene...

BTW Dominic, omfg.. Your boy's boy... Rawrr.. Holy hot hell, he was cute as a bitch!! Good golly!! And he was packin' that HEAT.. Ooh la laaaaa... Too bad he doesn't go to the races.. That would almost be worth the shame in being out there in the first place. I've been twice, T-W-I-C-E this month, thank you Stevo and Amber. I don't think I've been that many times in two years.. Oh, no wait.. REBECCA, yeah, forgot about that Tim thing.. So I'm lying..

Did I mention that I went to his bday party?? Taaaaalk about RANDOM.. There's video from THAT, too, including Tim giving a DGAF shout out haha..

I love my life.. Well, the thing you all know as my life.. Jessica and a few others know the rest, esp all the downfalls, but it's all good, I'm not being the super procrastinator I ususally am, other than the videos, but they have no merit towards what I'm trying to do anyway.. That change of plans I spoke of, that is..

I know half of you think I'm not writing the book anymore/currently, but I def am.. I'm even starting to go a little further and make contacts.. It's going to be a tedious process, I'm sure, unless Plan AslashB works..

This is starting to make noooooo sense @ all, or @ least not to me, and I know exxxactly wtf I'm talking about!

Gosh..

Uhh, hm..

I really can't think of the... wtf is calling meeeeeewww it's Jason.. LOL.. J/k, homie..

Dammit, now I have NO fucking clue what I was going to say.. Oh, the actual topic of the blog... There is none, now, b/c I can't remember THAT, either.. N/m I def already covered it, it was the other plan.. I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to keep my feet on the ground for this one.. No giant dreams, only focus and patience. I feel like I'm running out of it, but not always.. Just when I'm reeeeeeeeeeally down. I haven't felt TOO hopeless lately.. Like I said, I'm still on the path, just trying to keep track of my own tracks, if that makes sense.. I want to do sooo many things, and if I think about them too much I get lost and start to stray, but I've gotten better @ reeling myself in, sooo...

Blah. Bliggity bloop blop.

!

So, there's a curveball in said path, and it is def indecision.. I can't make up my mind on what exactly is top priority b/c I get all excitable and just wanna run w/ things, and that's never good.. This blog is coming @ me so randomly, just stay w/ me, ok? LOL

If I had some help, it would be much easier, but none of my close friends NOW WHO'S CALLING ME... Oh, it's a text from the Ninja.. Awesome on that nug of info she just dropped me.. *golf clap* (it's real quiet around here)............

Shit.. Oh, yeah so anyway... LIGHTBULB! OMFG... N/M, I'M DONE...

THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW;

I'M FINE.

I'M ALIVE.

I LOVE YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK I HATE YOU (HIM, NOT HER) BUT LOL ANYWAY.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE ME, UH, PHONE WORKS BOTH WAYS SO STFU.. 757 597 3622 JJJJJIC.

MUR IS TO BE ADDRESSED AS THE LITTLE MURMAID NOW W/ HER RED HAIR.

THE PATRIOTS LOST TO THE DOLPHINS..........?

THE 49ERS ARE 2-1.

I AM SPARTACUS.

YOU ARE NOT.

IF YOU, AS A WOMAN/HUMAN W/ THEIR OWN MIND (IF YOU ARRRE), HAVE ANY KIND OF FAITH IN SARAH PALIN AS A WOMAN/HUMAN W/ HER OWN MIND (IF SHE ISSS), YOU'RE A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT AND I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU'D KINDLY DELETE YOURSELF OUT OF MY LIFE THANKS PREESH.

MY BOOBS HATE THEMSELVES AND I HATE THEM TOO.

FREE LU. AGAIN.

"And this Christmaaaaaaas... wiiiill beeeeee..

A very special Christmaaaaaaaas..."

Fooooooor all of us.. Yes, even YOU TWO...

I thiiiiiiink I was @ Gmas when I said it, but I have declared that all bullshit shall be put aside @ the start of the holiday seasons.. Every year, we all hate each other and want to gouge each other's eyes out, or maybe set someone's first-born on fire (just me? ok well...), but then once the fall sets in, it's curtains on all the madness.. I don't know what it is, but that's just how it works.. Maybe it's b/c most of us don't have anywhere to be or anything to do, so why the hell not.. It's the most fucked up family, but it's still a family.. I don't want to see YOU everytime I do, but each time I want to vomit a little less.. Still playing the wounded vet card on this one, however lol..

It's just nice to have set in stone plans w/ people you care about.. Macaroni by the fireplace (that's never lit, but oh well), Holiday Lights @ the beach/Botanical Gardens, plus going on manhunts thru VB/Norfolk looking for awesome household displays... The seasons wouldn't be the same w/o it..

All I want this year (ssssike) is resolve for all of the bullshit, but that won't happen, so my seasons greetings will be marred by my SLIGHTLY waning reluctance to deal w/ everyone.. We'll see how it all goes..

We can sit and sip hot cocoa while I tell you about all the things you missed in your selfish absence..!

Kinda like how Morgan and I handled it..... :)

Oh my GOD, wtf...

The last two weeks were kinda nutty, lol.. I have some awesome videos to share, just not right now b/c Stevo's ancient chinese secret computer doesn't have the slot I need.. Go figure..

Ahh.. Spending the night right before Hanna came thru was awesome.. Thanks again, holmes, I felt like I had Gmas all to myself.. Sleepin' ass bitch that Stevo is, he didn't even see daylight til almost 1..

Anyway, like I said there's mad weak ass stories to tell, esp last Fri.. Oh GOD.. Sorry, JJ, but some shit was goin' on haha.. I witnessed hella crazy shit, including Amber all wasted off a couple of Juiced janks.. Triz-ife tho, b/c I tasted the orange one and it tasted worse than all the other combined, which is saying a lot. Thems some nasty ass "beers"..

Speaking of which, congrats on the engagement, Clutch & Amber....

Say that w/ me... Clutch & Amber... Engaged. Really?? I 'bout lost it.. That's crazy.. Awesomely crazy?? They're gonna fight like the devil but it's w/e..

ANYWAY dammit.. I came here to jot some things down from blogger.. OHH sweet serenity, I've returned to my former writing ways, pen and paper like a mafaka! I never thought I'd want to do it that way, but it's been very relaxing.. I think the book will be done way faster now, plus I always have a way of looking @ anything I've done recently. It's bloody brilliant. Just keep your paws off of it. If I ever catch anyone reading anything inside, I'll seriously snap the fuck off. None of you, no matter the importance, will be able to. There's a cool mil in genius ideas on every page, esp the ones about _________. LOL.

It's a wrapski, son!

Ova!



Still my jam, for the record..

PS, uh, Jen? Thanks for the heart attack. I'll def be posting that in a bulletin sometime soon.