For the first time ever, I sexually assaulted a SHERRIFF...

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Aaaaaask me how excited I am about Silverchair performing on the Tonight Show, & the Late Late Show... I wiiiiiill be DVRing that lol... Trrrrust me...

But anyway! Yesterday was funnnnn! At 7, me, Cindie, and Mowse went to Cinema Cafe and saw Wild Hogs. FINALLY. It's only been there for like 3 goddman months. I've been wanting to see that forever, but we always end up in something else. That shit was hilaaaaaarious... Thanks for going w/ me, guys...

After that, we scooped JJ and rolled around aimlessly until we stopped @ Fetish on the blvd. CINDIE DIDN'T HAVE HER ID THO, SOOO we continued on our path to nowwhere, which led us to Ambush, mad early might I add. Buuut JJ needed to __ ___ so I called up ___ and did the thang thang... Then, after many twists and turns on ONE STREET, ty Mowse for forgetting that ONE thing you were asked to grab, haha...

Finally, I made it back to Ambush, after 5 calls/texts asking where the fuck I was lol... I was weak, I kept sayin' like 5-10 mins b/c our locale kept changing... Shit! Not my fault, I didn't drive!

Steph, how did you take care of that poor, drunk fiance of yours??? Jay was tooooore the fuck up in that bitch.. Dancin' w/ me and Dawn, just wobblin' hahaha... I ♥ you, Jay! Hope you feel better!

And I hope YOU feel better, Mary. You foxy HOT COP ASS, you! Hahaha... Brandi and I were molesting her, b/c now she's got the most important gold star there is! Brandi held up her badge/BIG GOLD STAR in the club and was like, "How the fuck does THIS look!?" lmmfao... Very odd indeed. But I'm sooo happy she and Kurtis came, too! NOT THAT THEY STAYED OR ANYTHING (shit, not that WE ALL stayed or anything..)... It's ok, you just missed one last chance to see your boy NITRO, the Boy Wonder, aka Kevin McAllister... That nigga was on stage in all of God's glory, lookin' bout 12 than a mafaka... We were sayin' how we were waitin' for To Catch A Predator to bust all up in that bitch... I got 13 years for just looking @ this kid, straight up!

Soooooo we all left @ the same time, Brandi and I went to see T-Rav bout some thangs, and that was all she wrote! I was sooo tired, I couldn't even go back downstairs to get my phone. I had no intentions whatsoever to sleep upstairs, but damn... Way to counteract the Sparks, Brandi, lol... All I remember before passing out is DYYYYYYYYYING while Nicky's punk ass was screaming bloody murder over some goddamn ANTS on her dresser, which was def her fault lol...

OH! And we saw Ruthie there, w/ a friend! Almost forgottttt... Her hair was cute...

Anyway, yeah, I'm starving and collllllld sooooo I'm out...

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Twenty bottles of beer on the beach, twenty bottles of beer!

Yep yep.. Got a case and Nicky and I headed to Lesner to meet up w/ (again, another random) Cindie, JJ, and Mowse... Awesome time tho! Scotty ended up coming out but I was a lil out of it by then..

I had a loooooot of fun last night... I love nights like that, I swearrrrr...

Mowse and I walked pretty much to the channel markers... It was still only a lil above waist high! Thank gaaaad we're not short lil mafakas like Nicky or Cindie...

I also had a good time over @ the house.. Petri was home early, Travis was still there, Josh and Steve were there, plus the awesome neighbors! And they had a friend come over! I almost forgot about all of that.. We played Asshole w/ them before we left to go to the beach. Speaking of which, def stayed in the agua for ALL of eternity, it felt like... Cot dayum...

Whaaaaateverrrrrrr... We were gonna go to Cinema tonight, but then Brandi called me w/ the Ambush idea and I'm def sold on that... Cinema can by any night, but this specific occasion only happens on Thursdays!

We can do movies all weekend. Unlike my brother, who was sentenced today to 8 weekend, w/ 2 years of suspended time. My Ma scared the FUCK outta me by telling me he got 2 years, and THEN texting me back to say that it was time suspended.

Fucker.

Well, his summer's gonna suck b/c he's got summer school all week so he can finish and get on w/ the Army shit, AND NOW, he's got weekends to boot. Fuck that, I'd be pissed, but then again he made the bed, which def is no memory foam type shit...

Ooh, I think I'm gonna end this, but no clue what note.

Dylan's on his way to say hello. Howdy is more like it...



Hoodneck ass mowfucka...

Aw, aren't we cuuuuute...

We had just got done getting ready in this pic. I didn't want to take it, but that's what spouses do I guess haha...



"See, I'm Mario Andretti on the mo-mo... Ludicrously speedy or infectious with the slow-mo..."

Sherry posted this - "bragging rights"....

1. How many concerts have you been to in your lifetime?
Hundreds. Easy.

2. Have you ever been on a tour bus?
Yezzir.

3. Have you ever gotten an autograph or picture with a celebrity?
The majority of my photos I've EVER taken are like that.

4. Have you ever been on a celebrity's top friends on MySpace?
define celebrity...I've been on several bands top friends <--- Word.

5. Have you ever gotten a MySpace message or comment from a celebrity?
all the time < " "

6. Have you ever gone somewhere with a band or musician after a show?
I LOVE this survey.. 4634 things are running thru Brandi's mind... the answer is yes, btw...

7. How many celebrities have you met?
Insane amount. Almost every concert I've ever been to, no bullshit.

8. What celebrity was the most surprising to meet?
Do religious figures count? Farrakhan and one of his daughters mad long ago.

9. What celebrity was the nicest?
Def don't want to answer this. And I'm SO jealous, Sherry. Topher Grace!?!?

10. Not so nice?
Someone's tour manager..... Who may or may not see this...

11. Do you have any celebrity's phone numbers?
Yes...

12. Do you consider yourself a groupie?
Like the answer again, Ms. SB... No. DEF not. Not even Penny Lane/mad cool style. More like Patrick Fugit's character... A male one? LOL j/k...

13. What is the farthest you've traveled for a concert?
We were gone for an entire month. That's a long ass time, in a lot of far away places... And after that, I would say AZ but I didn't go there to see OPM, I just happened to twice, lol.

14. What is your favorite venue?
Been to the NorVa 90897 times, love it, it's a home. But I miss the Abyss and the Boathouse like it ain't nothin. I went to TB way more tho. Out of state, um... I dunno, looks wise, there's too many. I typed an answer btw, but went back and deleted it.

15. What is your most prized possession from a concert?
All the thoughts going thru my mind that you could never understand.

16. Have you kept in touch with any celebrities since you've met them?
Yezzir...

17. The most scandalous thing that's ever happened at a concert?
Yes, girl... The trick-or-treats runnin' around amuse me, and my story would have to do w/ that prob, but I'm not even gonna go there...

18. Lamest concert you've ever been to?
Saliva was horrible. Mad back in the day.

19. Best concert you've ever been to?
The one I'm going to on my birthday. Silverchair.

20. Best concert memory?
I'll get back to you on that. In the meantime, flip thru *these* photo albums.....

21. The most you've ever paid for a concert ticket?
Justin Timberlake. Woo.

22. The closest you've ever been to the stage?
On it...

23. Worst concert memory?
seeing that dude die in the pit <---- Daaaaaamn... Any time I was mad sick, other than St. Pete's, FL.

24. Have you ever met anyone at a concert who you are still friends with?
Her name is Brandi... Heather... OMFG.. Prob YOU. That's why when people ask how I have this many (not even a lot) friends, and say I don't know them, I laugh...

25. One concert that you would re-live over and over?
FUCK YOU AND THIS QUESTION.



Atlanta '05. We're not even paying attention, lol. Ooh, and Jaxx...

"Never have I ever lost @ Trivial Pursuit."

Haha, I pulled that Jack @ the perfect time. Only drinkers will get that.

I was in the middle of telling Peter that I will never lose to him in that game. He seems to think otherwise. Keep in mind, I BEAT YOU @ YOUR OWN GAME. LOL...

He likes to put it on Party Favorites (Music Choice, nicca!) and have everyone try and guess the song/title/artist/year before anyone else.

Raise your hand if you knew I was going to win!!??

Yay!

The first 2-3 songs, I was caught off guard (I haaaaaate being asked ?s on the spot like that) but after that I matched him, and flew away...

TP BALLIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!! LMFAO...

So now, he wants to go on World Series Of Pop Culture w/ me and see if we win... Wouldn't that rock??? Me and Petri (gotta know him!) together would make such a hilarious episode, haha.. Aw.

*meow meow meow meow meow!*

Oh, and Lauren... I'm L-aughin' M-y F-ucking A-ss O-ff... No, I wasn't, you just thought that....

Moving right along, I don't even remember what I was gonna say, w/e... Oh, the video I'm putting on here wasn't on the game. Altho it could've. They play eeeeeeverything I would want to hear on a night like that.

God, my memory is shot tonight... I keep getting lost in 'My Life on the D-List'...

W/e, here's the video, if I remember something, I'll be back in the am....



And another one...

Of course, I must start this off by saying...

RIP to Chris Benoit and his family, no matter what the outcome of the investigation.

I used to have such a crush on that beast ass nigga... How could you not!!?? He was so... Ferocious...



Two greats, both of them gone.

*Sigh, sigh*

It's a good thing I had my RANDOM ASS 2 am swim @ Lesner Bridge to ease my mind!

Nicky, Scotty, Larry, and I decided to get up and go to Lesner, so Niiiiiiicky and I drove out there and while we waited for them (who knew), I decided we should walk in the water, just a lil bit...

Two hours later, we're all still swimming around, being jackasses, and tasting like ___. Ugh. LOL @ Scotty tho, when his nuts finally hit (ground) zero temp...

Yes, I know that was fucked up. Sue me, via MySpace even.

Anyway, I had a fuckin' BLAST even tho I wasn't diggin' my white tee floatie expose! No one seemed to care that I cared lol... It started when Scotty tried to take me down when I was like, waist deep, and I took his monkey ass w/ me!

*voicemail roar*

Only Pat Pryor would get that....

But uhh, yeah... Like I said, we had mad fun... Jokin' around, trying to kill/scare each other... I say a bunch of us get up this weekend and just meet up there, play in the agua, w/e... I'm sure someone will want alcoholic beverages so we'll see how the night ends...

PS, ya'll don't even wanna know the most asshole shit I just typed/promptly erased. Jen would appreciate the "is it too soon?" nature of it tho....

Moooooooooving right along, I am QUITE cold right now. I came here and showered/washed my hair thoroughly (fuck waitin' til the am, Nicky.. you're letting the AIDS set in), and now I'm in PJs! Woohoo!

PPS, her shampoo/conditioner smell like STRRRRRAAAAAIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT UP Play-Doh. I thought it was the S&C mixing w/ the salt water in my hair, but as I was deep conditioning, I smelled the bottle and it had the scent still. All by itself.

Weird ass scent to just randomy have. Like it's made by Johnson & Johnson or some shit....

Prob is.. Who owns Suave!!?? I dunno, w/e.. I normally use the shit Dani got me, but it's @ home....

PPPS, this is the 2nd post I've made like this, or @ least typed. Even tho I COPIED IT LIKE I ALWAYS DO, it had nooooothing to paste upon return. Fuck you, Tom.

Jackass.

I want to play in the water some more....

I really want to find the clip from the Fresh Prince ep where Viv sings 'Wade in the Water', but it's too late/early to get that detailed. Maybe later...

♥ ya....

"Steppin' to the left in Brandi's stunna fraaames..."

That's what I did on Saturday, anyway (she was SUPPOSED to come get them *tears*). I danced (part of) my ass off @ Crrrrrrrazy Charlies w/ the ladies for hours... It was soooooooooo fuckin' HOT in there, UNBELIEVABLE! Ya'll niggas chargin' a cover (not for us, durr) but it's still a hot cup of Africa in that piece!!?? Turn the A/C on... BUY ONE! LMFAO j/k there were just too many bodies swarmin... The Fire Marshall came! After that, only one person in for every one person out. Daaaaaaayum....

But oh well! Cuz I had a blast! We saw soooooo many friends, old and new, that night @ the beach... KURTIS, who I will now refer to as FROSTED FLAKE, came to see me @ Guadalajara's, but LEFT ME FOR FUCKIN' RETRO, and was prob last seen alive @ the lil short side of the bar which seems to suck us all in, convo-wise...

Angie, I woulda knocked ol' girl CLEAN the fuck out after that shit on the dancefloor, lol... Woooo! Better woman than ME!

Good golly, Miss Molly... Some dude was tryna steal me away from L Beezy on the dance floor, but I wasn't havin' it! We danced to like 30 songs haha... She was sweatin' BULLETS b/c of all that pretty blonde hair... Makes ya want a haircut, hm? And ya'll wonder why I keep cuttin' MINE. Fuuuuuck that. Summer is TOO HOT for hair..

And speaking of HAIR... DANIELLE had it on lock w/ the new & improved tressessessesssss! I extended the word for a reason ;) haha... But all of the lovely ladies were hot shit that night... OH OH OHHHH SPEAKING OF HAIR ONCE MORE... Ms. Heatha P. Lo decided to go drastic and cut her hair, but it came out so l-l-l-l-l-l-l-luffly that I can't even be mad! I love you, girl!

That was another random surprise.. I msg'd her to tell her we were @ Charlies, and to come in if she was @ the beach, and she was! And she was w/ some cool MFs! Friends and cousins alike! All of you made my evening a little brighter! Julie, girl, you're such a teeny thing, and I love you!

On another note, I'm soooo glad I didn't experience any D-R-A-M-A @ all... It was a chaotic evening, but only in fun spirits....

Woo lawdy... Did I really see THAT MANY of my friends over the weekend!!?? Did SEAN PICKENS actually get on the DANCEFLOOR!?!? Awwwwwww, shit...! He busted out the moves for and w/ me, rawrrr! Dirty dancin' all drunk and sweaty, gotta love it haha... Even in the daytime, @ the beach w/, @ the utmost randomness, Diana and Elizabeth (and their friend, who's name I can't.... Carmen? Car-something... Carlito's Way?) had me dyin' @ Chix Beach.. They got red as a bittttt before goin' out that night.. Looked good under the lights tho! All that matters.. Diana's drunken Happy Birthday dancin' was insane! Drop it like it's hoooooottttt!

GUINNY THE POOH! Thanks for driving us to Chix on Sunday.. That was also pretty fun, even tho it's the day THE SAME SEAN PICKENS broke my poor heart! Haha actually me and him had a good time yesterday.. We just kicked it and watched movies on his new tv...

Then we parked @ Make-out Point and necked for HOURS...

BWAHAHA who says that anymore!?? Fully kidding, btw.

Back to Guinny the Pooh, now! I had so much fun... So glad you came to Charlies w/ us.. Bitch, ya better go next time, too.. Which may be this Saturday....! Uh ohhhh....

Scotty, haaaaaaaaa! I already forgot what the fuck we were laughin' about @ Taco Bell, and on the way to Nicky's, but I'm sure it was hilarious... I def left my phone charger inside of a beer coozie in your truck bed tho, lol. What a random thing to store it in! I'm a dork, w/e...

THEE BERNARD!??

Yeeeeeaaahhhh sooooo... OH! Shit yeah! Brandi and I saw Even Almighty last night and we were roooollin... I was so loud, lol. Wanda Sykes was killin' it.. The whole cast, - the my-looks-NEVER-change-in-the-entire-film wife of his... And the youngest son? HORRIBLE haircut... You look like Cojo, wtf!

Whateverrrrrrrrr man... DUDE. Brohym!

My niggas!

I'm out!

But not w/o a photo!



Marina, ME, and Jessika @ Guadalajara's, before the dancin' began!